CheckEmoji Community · the emoji forum
🏠 Home 🆕 What's new ❓ Unanswered 🔥 Popular 📡 RSS Members 👥 0 online log in · register
Home › Jessica Peterson2 › Posts

Posts by Jessica Peterson2

241 posts shown.

Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Velimir certainly has faced worse situations than my own little 🤦
mess.
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
swiftjackal11 said:They'll change their tune once they're actually in the trenches. It's easy to cheer from a coffee shop.

Second episode:
- I'm out walking my dog near a playground
- Parents turn to me and ask, Is the dog dangerous?
- My response: Not at all. What’s actually dangerous is an incoming projectile hitting this playground and leaving nothing behind but baby scraps and fragments of someone's leg...
They just stared at me, likely because they have absolutely no concept of reality.
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
I decided to poll some friends and random folks passing by in my neighborhood today:
The media keeps claiming that the Nazi Azon unit has been completely wiped out, so why on earth does the Russ military continue its aggression?
- Because every single Ukrainian is a Nazi.
- We absolutely have to denazify them down to the very last one.
- It doesn't matter; Putin knows exactly what he's doing.
🤦
Moscow, July 23, 2022, around 5 p.m. local time
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Timothy Williams5 said:Jane, you've become so naturalized that I sometimes wonder if you aren't actually Russian at all, but just some local jokester😁

I’ve only been naturalized on this forum.
If you actually heard me speak American English, you’d realize my accent sits somewhere right in the middle of a CBS news anchor and a guy from a rural dive bar in the Midwest—depending, of course, on how much bourbon I've had. 😂

P.S. Glory to Ukraine and its heroes. 👍
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
A little glimpse into daily life in Russia: some patriotic Putin supporters are busy tearing up pedestrian crossings just because they hate those yellow and blue "Ukrainian nationalist" colors.

I suppose the guy doing the demolition will probably end up with a medal for his service, which is quite the contrast to anyone else who might actually try to stop him—they’d likely face seven years in prison for "discrediting the Russian armed forces."
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Jason Martin said:So, I guess we're enemies now? 😱 I'm half expecting a furious statement from the Russian ambassador, something along the lines of: "See? This is exactly what happens when you let those bureaucrats in Brussels run the show."

Someone is out to get me
Maybe it's the Government
Maybe it's the Mexicans
Maybe it's the Masons
Someone is out to get me
🤣

On a side note, How To should really become the new national anthem of Russia—one that the rest of the world is actively trying to suppress.
And isn't it true that Putin runs the country much like how Vojko's hero manages his various business ventures and affairs? ☕
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Paul Thomas46 said:Exactly.

Is that enough to be labeled one-sided now? Or should we start adding them to our own list too, just to make sure the impact is truly felt?... 🙏

It’s one-sided. As an EU member state, America automatically aligns itself with all sanctions directed at Russia.
The only people who are going to run into trouble are those receiving salaries, stipends, or any other kind of bank transfers from Russia. 🙄
I’ll wager that under these conditions, the daily volume of posts from those Putin supporters on this forum will see a sharp decline. 😂
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
gentlestag15 said:So now we're enemies too, John? Why don't you go hang out on the forums for friendly countries
like Mexico, North Korea, or Iran 😁

You're absolutely right, aren't you?
I'm already busy studying my textbook
Just throw your grenades at me, you thugs so I don't end up looking like some big, bad villain while sitting in decent company somewhere in Memphis or a small town, USA 😬
Lovely, just lovely.👍

On the way, the EU added Putin's Night Wolves to their blacklist, and honestly, there seems to be quite a bit of that trash floating around Eastern Europe, even in Germany/
I just wonder if they're cruising through America too?
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Paul Thomas46 said:Wait, haven't we been on a list like this before? 🤔

I mean, they've definitely put us on a list already—though I'm not quite sure which one, honestly...

Is this the definitive version, or are they just going to keep shuffling us onto different lists?

I can't possibly keep track of it all... 😢

No.
You've actually been on there since the day before yesterday:

Listed right alongside Greece, Denmark, Slovakia, and Canada.
And, of course, the rest of the world—with the notable exceptions of our dear allies North Korea, Syria, Central African Republic, LPR, DRC, Transnistria, South Ossetia, and the other beacons of democracy out there. ☕
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
So, today you have these Putin enthusiasts from America and Canada out there celebrating Victory Day.
Apparently, Putin has officially added both America and Canada to his little list of "unfriendly nations." 😂
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Paul Thomas46 said:I don't think that's really the reason—they have those massive desks regardless, and they would've used them even if COVID hadn't happened.

It’s all about projecting grandeur and power—you know, using high-end polished wood.
Honestly, it's enough to make you want to dive into some Freudian analysis...

It reminds me of that certain type of guy—you know the one, balding with a gut—who buys a Toyota Land Cruiser or a Cadillac Escalade just to slap a "vanity" plate on it like "Vova20cm," lights up a cheap, pungent cigar, cranks some trashy pop music to max volume, and cruises through the city with all the windows rolled down. 🤣
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
wearyheron5 said:A strategic retreat beats an embarrassing defeat any day of the week. 😁 (powered by Alan Ford)

How is Goldman Sachs going to spin this one? Some kind of "special goodwill mission"? 😬

Bravo! You’ve just coined a brilliant new term: Special Goodwill Operation = the chaotic withdrawal of aggressor units from occupied territory. 👍
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Konasenkov: The Russian military is pulling out of Snake Island... supposedly as a gesture of goodwill 😂
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
goldenowl73 said:I actually read somewhere that more people were killed in that recent missile strike on Kremenchuk than all the civilian casualties recorded throughout all of 2020 and 2021 in Donbas combined.

Every single year, more people lose their lives due to alcohol consumption than anything else! I managed to find some data specifically for America:
- In the US during 2020, the number of deaths resulting from alcohol consumption was 2,513 people,

But I imagine the figures remain relatively consistent since we're talking about a single nation—or perhaps they're even higher in areas where lawless insurgent groups hold sway and there's absolutely no oversight regarding the quality of food or alcoholic beverages.
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Donna Harris11 said:Were you just this delusional for the last eight years while all the fighting was going down in Luhansk and Donetsk?
Oh right, I forgot, those are just "Asian hordes" to you—second-class victims, so it doesn't really count, I guess.☕

I should probably point out, though, that for the people who love using that phrase about "Asian hordes" (which the pro-Ukrainian crowd seems to adore), the concept of an invasion from Asia actually started on Germany's eastern border.

Regarding the whole "death toll over the last eight years" debate (which seems to be the favorite mantra of every bearded or clean-shaven Putin supporter out there), that number according to UNHCR data sits somewhere between 14,200 and 14,400 for the period of April 12, 2014, to December 31, 2021.
Breaking that down:
- Ukrainian armed forces: roughly 4,400
- Rebel paramilitary groups: roughly 6,500
- Civilian population on both sides: 3,404, which includes the 298 passengers from the MH17 flight.

Even if we assume a hypothetical fifty-fifty split, where the number of civilian casualties on the rebel side reaches 1,553—meaning about 194 deaths per year, or roughly 16 per month.
The total population of the so-called "DNR/LNR" regions is 3.3 million.

I realize this kind of math feels incredibly cynical when we're discussing lost lives, but the numbers simply don't support the idea of a "civilian massacre perpetrated by the Kyiv Nazi regime," which is the primary argument Putin uses to justify the invasion of Ukraine... or do they?
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
casualcrane20 said:What’s the vibe like where you are? Do you actually know anyone who’s seen combat over in Ukraine?

Not really. After several failed attempts to explain to my social circle that Vladimir Putin equals pure cosmic evil, I’ve decided to adopt a policy of total self-isolation for the sake of self-preservation:
- I don't engage in debates with people I don't know
- I stay far away from any Russian or Russian-language social media platforms
- I spend my time Googling potential relocation spots, since moving to some remote backwater in the rural South where I own a few properties isn't exactly an easy fix right now.😉
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Inflating it with a car compressor per rectrum? No? 🙄
EDIT: Using a domestic military-grade "Z" branded compressor from NASA!
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Sandra Harris2 said:Come on, Vladek wouldn't be whining like that—what's wrong with you? He's a total macho man.🙂

Maybe if you poked him hard enough, a vein might actually pop out from under all those layers of Botox or whatever else he's got going on.😬🕺

From what I hear, the Botox manufacturer has actually halted exports to Russia. 😉
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Sandra Harris2 said:The day before yesterday, when a reporter asked Ursula von der Leyen if it was okay for Putin to visit Indonesia or if he should just call in from Moscow, she replied: "No, he needs to be told to his face what we think of him."

https://www.news18.com/news/world/im...n-5447815.html

Such a shame, a missed opportunity ☕...

This morning I heard that Italy is planning an increase of 10,000, but don't take that as gospel—either because Italians can be cowards (aside from their Prime Minister), or because I was sleepy and hadn't had my coffee yet (it was only 5:40 AM). 🕺

Would that make someone weep, or just lose their mind?☕
Russia's invasion of Ukraine: Part 5 in War in Ukraine ·
Jeremy Peterson4 said:Look, we aren't talking about some random tough talk here. These are actual nuclear threats—"we're gonna do this," "we're gonna do that," "you guys are dead," blah blah blah. It's heavy stuff.