Reddit - A third stroke of luck for world leaders

Principles are principles—you don't just compromise on them. 🧐

By the way, I only realized the other day that this whole topic was actually migrated from Politics/World/Chat Room. I went over there to read some stuff for the first time in ages and realized the Chat Room is just gone. Honestly, there’s barely anyone left in there anyway, just a few lonely guys from the old territories. What happened to that subforum? It used to be so lively. 🤷

I guess it's finally happening, something I've been warning about for years—like back when I filed my grievances/Banned list for the last time on May 19, 2019. Someone went ahead and carefully wiped everything out, including three months of my posts and my partial history in Politics.

I'm probably totally lost, can't even understand this modern freaking English.

Luckily, there's still the letter 'h' here to prove I can actually write.

Jack Cook7 said:Access to water isn't a human right.

Because human rights are supposedly sacred, right? So, logically—obviously, if you can even call it that—access to water can't be one of them. It’s just basic math, really. I mean, does that make sense to anyone? 🙂

What's next on the list? The right to breathe air? Should we let every single person just wander down to a community garden to grow their own potatoes, beets, or roses? No way. Not happening. This is freedom we're talking about!!
Do you guys actually know why the US was liberating Europe from the communists back in '45? 🙂

Just go buy a bottle of Evian and then you have the "right" to that specific bottle. 😉

The sheep are full while the wolves are multiplying.

What do I care about sheep? Would you rather have some tiny lamb bites with onions and a few tomatoes? How about some ribs with a little salt and maybe a dash of pepper instead?

Monster! 🙂

PS: Did you know lambs fart and basically destroy the planet? That’s why our smart people wipe them out every single spring. Ugh, they even clap their hands while doing it.

So, an avocado just flies from Mexico to America via pure gravity, right? Does that not count as polluting the environment? 🤔

Guns of Brixton said:Anyway, since we were talking about Greeks, I'm passing along this informative post:

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Hey there! 🤣

Arthur Sanders74 said:So, an avocado just flies from Mexico to America via natural gravity, right? Doesn't that mess up the environment? 🤔

Avocados don't fart, so they're totally eco-friendly for consumers!
Spoken like a true Faluči.

More avocados, fewer lambs! 🙂

Guns of Brixton said:Check this post
Anyway, since we were talking about Greeks, I'm passing along this info post:

Man, if you offered them a roasted lamb instead of caramel, they’d probably break out into a full-on dance party.

If that lamb was still breathing when it arrived, there'd be fireworks too.

And hey, if you tossed some confetti at the local mayor, you’d probably score a beachfront lot, a spit-roasted lamb, and a local folk troupe performing a ritual indigenous dance just for you.

I eat an avocado every single morning—only the ones growing around here don't have wings like those Mexican ones.🙂

And what was Faluč saying about beans? Does that also cause climate change through flatulence?

So, here’s the new definition for lesbians: non-men who find other non-men attractive. 🤣

Basically, Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore decided to effectively erase women from their "inclusive language guide" by redefining what a "lesbian" actually is—defining the term as "non-men attracted to other non-men"—which has pretty much sent a huge chunk of society into a total meltdown.

Arthur Sanders74 said:I eat an avocado every single morning, but the ones growing here near my place don't have wings like those Mexican ones. 🙂

And what did Faluč say about beans? Does farting cause climate change too?

Every little toot is a crime against nature if Dr. Faluč isn't getting a kickback!! 🧐

Hey, the guy’s got jokes, a white coat, and a "Dr." prefix!! He even has grey hair!

Arthur Sanders74 said:So, I guess the new definition for lesbians is just: non-men who find other non-men attractive. 🤣

Basically, Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore decided to basically erase women from their "inclusive language guide" by redefining what a "lesbian" even is—calling them "non-men attracted to other non-men"—and now they’ve absolutely set a huge chunk of the public on fire.

Just wait a few days until the colorful crowd in America realizes that the whole university scene is just a breeding ground for wannabe dudes using their white hetero privilege just to get an invite to the Republican Party. By Jop Rimac.(tm)

Oh, for crying out loud... 😬

Some guy from Illinois actually facing charges after shooting himself in his sleep! 🤣

So, police are reporting that this dude from Illinois ended up with a gunshot wound to the leg—apparently because he was dreaming about burglars—and now he’s looking at firearm felony charges, according to officials on Tuesday.

Imagine this: you're having a dream about some intruders, you pull the trigger on yourself, and suddenly you're heading to jail! 🤣 Only in America! 😉

Arthur Sanders74 said:Oh man, seriously... 😬

Some guy from Illinois is facing charges after shooting himself in his sleep! 🤣

An Illinois man, whom police say shot himself in the leg while dreaming about burglars, is facing weapons charges, officials reported on Tuesday.

Imagine dreaming about thieves, shooting yourself, and ending up behind bars because of it! 🤣 Only in America! 😉

What even qualifies as a "weapons charge" in this case...🤔

Jack Cook7 said:What even qualifies as a "firearm incident" here...🤔

Honestly, we should just preemptively scrap the 2nd Amendment so these kinds of tragedies stop happening altogether. 😉

Arthur Sanders74 said:We should probably just scrap the 2nd Amendment proactively so stuff like this stops happening. 😉

Man, easy for you to talk! My whole family used to sleep with fully loaded revolvers tucked under their pillows. It probably rubbed them raw for years, but hey, they were such good sports—everyone loved them because of their sense of humor, their jokes, how hard they worked, and especially how fast they could reload or empty those cylinders. Plus, they were real charmers! 😬

If you're such a tough guy, go try waking up my relatives from their slumber. 🤣

They slept so damn hard that even artillery wouldn't have woken them, let alone empty guns.

I had this dream once where some idiots were messing with me, and I was like, "Just wait till I kick your asses so hard you fly through the air like a cartoon—pow, bam, kvrc!" Then I woke up with a (nearly) broken foot because I slammed into this totally oblivious wall that clearly had never heard of Jackie Chan—just a real dense wall, almost like a wall. That "kvrc" thing definitely wasn't part of the dream.

Ever since then, I’ve been sleeping on my other side, and I can tell you privately that it seriously improved my health and the color of my foot. My orthopedic specialist was floored; he said he had no clue how such a miraculous healing happened and asked if I’d been to Medjugorje. I just turned my back on that thick-headed wall. 🤷

See what I mean, brother? Knowledge is everything in life.

PS: I think I'm starting to twitch; my heels are killing me. Probably just the historical memory of my cavalry ancestors kicking in. The orthopedist is clueless, but he's super fascinated by how my bone fractures shifted from my toes to my heels just by changing my sleeping position.

I'm starting to suspect orthopedists are on the payroll of the mattress industry lobby, but hey, that's just a conspiracy theory.

Joe Biden is out here planning to build some massive historical railroad stretching from the Pacific Ocean across the entire Indian ocean.
https://twitter.com/Sprinter99880/st...Cz_eeht6ouAAAA

Sprinter @Sprinter99880
Joe Biden says he plans to "build a railway from the Pacific Ocean across the entire Indian ocean"

This chat room just died on me. Jack Cook7, looks like it's just us left. 🙂

I think I'm gonna just let this thread go down the drain and move over to the alternative board. Or maybe head over to Blaženka's chat room.

God bless America and freedom!

Jesse Price said:I'm just so happy for you guys... 🙂

Honestly, this guy's been acting as a mouthpiece for Russia for a solid year now. Any time he actually bothers to condemn aggression—if he even remembers to do that—it’s always after some massive monologue where he manages to blame the USA for everything under the sun. But hey, that's nothing new with him. He was busy blaming the USA for the war in Yugoslavia too, basically painting Mexico as the victim in all that. If this old geezer was taking payouts from Epstein (and who knows what else), it wouldn't even surprise me if he's also on the Russian payroll.

And weren't you totally out of it when you were rambling on about COVID?

Arthur Sanders74 said:This chat room is dead. Jack Cook7, looks like it's just us left. 🙂

I think I’m gonna let this thread die and move over to the alternative boards. Maybe even check out Blaženka's chat room.

Did you see that even your mayor is running for President?

I saw it. But there’s just no way. It’s more like something he'd just leave sitting in his biography... 😉 former Presidential Candidate... 🙂

BTW, I don't own a yacht.

Arthur Sanders74 said:I saw it. But he doesn't stand a chance. It’s kind of pointless just having it listed in his biography... 😉 former Presidential Candidate... 🙂

BTW, I don't own a yacht.

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