United States Grand Prix (Miami - Miami International Autodrome) 04.10.2022

2022 United States Grand Prix

Miami International Autodrome


Total Laps: 59
Lap Length: 5 103 m
Race Distance: 189 miles
Lap Record: 1:25,224 , Kimi Raikkonen (2019)

Tires:


Event Schedule:

Friday, 04.08.2022.
05:00 Free Practice 1
08:00 Free Practice 2

Saturday, 04.09.2022.
05:00 Free Practice 3
08:00 Qualifying

Sunday, 04.10.2022.
07:00 Race

Finally, back to what we’ve come to expect at the season opener: waking up at the crack of dawn just to catch the race.
In beautiful Miami, the United States Grand Prix returns for its 27th edition.

At first glance, maybe not the most promising setup? A temporary circuit used just once a year for an F1 weekend, built around an artificial lake, with sections running through parking lots... yet, usually, these tracks deliver pure excitement and plenty of highlights that people talk about for days. This time, they're using a slightly modified layout. Will the changes work? We'll see.

The 2020 and 2021 seasons were cancelled due to the global pandemic caused by that deadly coronavirus.

And honestly, there's something even more dangerous than the virus: this American woman's looks.










Usually, I'd dream of a little playful sparring, but honestly? I wouldn't mind if she took charge and handled things her way.

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The track feels much easier to navigate now with these recent changes. Honestly, I preferred the previous layout. Sure, there might have been less wheel-to-wheel action, but it actually felt like a driver's circuit back then.

I hate being this petty, but honestly, it's killing me 😁

Los Angeles isn't the capital of the USA. Sure, it's the heart of California, but just say that next time 👍

It’s like saying Lewis Hamilton is the best driver in Formula 1, but adding "of the Mercedes car" in front of it. Suddenly, it’s as technically true as calling L.A. the capital 🙂

I don't believe Los Angeles is the sole issue if one takes a closer look. 🤣

Is it just me, or does someone out there seem to have a peculiar fascination with women who lack conventional beauty? 🥱

What even defines a woman? I mean, we're talking about some American pop star here, and honestly, those first two photos look pretty solid. But if it’s actually the same person, she looks like a total disaster in that red dress. Latex works, though. 👍

wearywolf49 said:I don't usually like doing this, but it's honestly just bothering me too much😁

Los Angeles isn't the capital of the USA. It might be the major hub for the state of California, but you shouldn't write it that way.👍

It’s like saying Lewis Hamilton is the best driver in Formula 1, but adding "of the Mercedes team" in front of it—suddenly, it's as technically true as calling Los Angeles the capital.🙂

Maybe our esteemed colleague Jason Campbell70 doesn't recognize Canberra as the capital for his own personal reasons, which is perfectly fine.😁

Just so we’re on the same page here: are we talking 7:00 AM Eastern or Central time?
Anyway, grabbing a slice of pizza sounds like a solid plan before I head out... peace. 🙂

Timothy Castillo6 said:Just to be safe—are we talking 1:00 AM EST or EDT?
Grab some pizza and peace out... 🙂

You clearly don't have any daughters if you're talking this much trash

Raymond Anderson4 said:Hey, if our buddy Jason Campbell70 wants to ignore Canberra being the capital for his own reasons, that's his business. Totally his call. 😁

I'm 100% with you on this, 👍

unless Jason Campbell70 decides to march 100,000 troops into Canberra for some special operation, then I'm out.

The track’s got a ton of turns, I guess...

It’s like throwing pearls before swine when they can't even recognize a talent like Angela.

Canberra is the capital

I’m really hoping those track changes actually make the racing more exciting, you know? Fingers crossed we see Carlos Sainz grab another podium

coastalwolf6 said:If you look closer, it isn't just a Los Angeles issue. 🤣

Just something to keep you all busy until Friday. 😁

stormytiger4 said:Is that even the same woman? Even if we're talking about some American singer, she looks fine in the first two photos, but—assuming it's the same person—that red dress is a disaster.

And what am I supposed to want?
Should I pick the other American girl? The blonde, flat as a board, barely five feet tall?



Look at her, man. Just a raccoon. 😁

stormytiger4 said:Latex works. 👍

We're flirting with BDSM now, are we? 😁

ruggedhawk20 said:You clearly don't have any damn daughters if you're talking such absolute garbage

Look, I'm totally out of line here, so just give me a ban or go ahead and delete this post. Cheers.

Word on the street is they're gonna have 4 DRS zones this time around.

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I didn't realize Angela had gone all dark and done something about her figure. Either way—it works for her.

darkmarlin16 said:Word on the street is they're planning on having 4 DRS zones.

Anyone actually heard anything solid about this yet?

Jason Campbell70 said:So what am I supposed to dream about?
Should I go with that other American girl—the blonde one who’s flat as a board, barely five feet tall, and tastes like wild berries?

Rocket, just for your information—or maybe to educate you—smaller people are actually evolutionarily and genetically superior.

Fewer cells, smaller bones and organs, lower calorie requirements, less strain on the heart and circulatory system, and a lower risk of diabetes along with most other common ailments... etc. Let me know if you want me to get into the specifics...
🍿😁