Who would win?

I can't bring myself to go against a kid, so I'll go Paw 🕺

Paw Nap or ironcobra13? 🤔

Napi 😍

Good looks or brains?

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Polar bear or tiger?

Polar Bear

Zebra or giraffe?

Nerves

Rooster or hen?

It’s just because he's a guy, honestly.

So, what do you guys think—a Komodo dragon or a hyena?

Snake.

Taipan or Black Mamba?

taipan 🙂

Is it a horse or a donkey?

taipan

e: total jackass

is it a gecko or a toad?

Isn't that basically the same thing?

I mean, we're talking about Turkish coffee versus Canadian coffee.

isn't that basically the same thing...
fried calamari or just fried seafood?

Seriously.

Who was worse: François Duvalier or Idi Amin Dada?

man, what a total cannibal...
is he more of a sailor or just some bottom-feeder?

Dolphin.

Chicken or parrot?

That guy's a total tool.

Predator wins hands down...
Alien vs Predator?

The Predator wins because he’s packing high-tech weaponry and can actually turn invisible—whereas the Alien just relies on those terrifying teeth 😳

Superman or Batman?

Superman!🙂
Elephant or hippo?🤔

Mole Elephant

Are we talking mole or squirrel?

vjeverica

Are we feeling more like a greasy burger or a classic loaded baked potato today?