Mod Status & Rules

There’s been some whispering going around that being a forum moderator comes with a monthly net salary of at least $5,000, plus seniority benefits, an official corporate ID, and all expenses covered.

It isn't quite the eight figures I was hoping for, but I suppose it would be enough to live a decent life. Does anyone know where I might submit an application?

Depends on which subforum you're running. Which one’s your favorite?

That’s all well and good, I suppose. But enough of this—I have a dinner engagement with Elon Musk.👋

Jeremy Johnson18 said:It really just depends on which subforum you're moderating. Which one do you actually enjoy the most?

Well, obviously the one that pays the best while requiring the least amount of actual work. If I were being honest, I'd probably pick the most laid-back corner of Reddit.

neongull62 said:Duh, obviously the guy who pays the most while doing the least gets the call. This whole forum is basically a racket.

Then you just have to become an admin.
I don't think you're actually dumb enough to land that gig.

That’s pretty much the main requirement. ☕

Word on the street is I'm actually Madonna just using Google Translate to get by in America.

Jeremy Johnson18 said:Then you really have to become an admin.
I honestly don't think you could act silly enough to actually land a position like that.

That’s one of the primary requirements, I suppose. ☕

I guess I already have at least three recommendations to become a moderator👍

neongull62 said:I’ve got at least three solid reasons why I should be a moderator👍

Not happening here in the States.

Jeremy Johnson18 said:It doesn't exist in the USA.

Well, you know how it is. I have a neighbor who says it's at least one vote.

neongull62 said:Rumor has it the forum moderator pulls in at least $5,000 a month after taxes—plus benefits, seniority perks, a corporate card, and all expenses covered.

It’s not quite a CEO's paycheck, but certainly enough to live a decent life. Where can I submit an application?

That seems low—why would anyone bust their tail for peanuts like that? 🤷

Jeremy Johnson18 said:Then you’d have to step up as an admin.
I honestly don't think you could fake being foolish enough to land that role.

That—being able to act a bit dim—is actually one of the primary requirements. ☕

He’s just too sharp, 👎

neongull62 said:You know how it is. My neighbor’s dealing with this exact thing right now.

Yeah, I get it. 🙂
But honestly, if you actually put in the work and show you give a damn, you can usually find a way to land a gig.

Just be ready for the paycheck to be a bit of a letdown. 😬

Anthony Nguyen81 said:He thinks he's so damn smart, but 👎

Why the hell are you being so disrespectful to the purple crowd?
I said they act like idiots sometimes, but this is getting pretty close to a straight-up insult.

I have my own reasons for poking the bear, but I don't actually think they're morons.

Jeremy Johnson18 said:Why all this blatant disrespect toward the Purple Team?
I mentioned they act foolishly sometimes—but your comments are starting to cross the line into outright insults.

I have my own reasons for poking at them, but I don't actually think they're stupid.

And where exactly did I say anyone on the Purple Team was stupid? 🍿

It’s a thankless job—huge responsibility, dealing with a massive crowd where, frankly, not everyone is the sharpest tool in the shed. 😁

neongull62 is far too clever to ever be put in that position; she isn't cut out for it. 🍿

But being "too smart" doesn't mean the rest of them are idiots. 😬
Praising one person shouldn't involve dragging everyone else down. 🙂

I haven't exactly received an offer to become some high-rolling moderator yet 🙂

neongull62 said:I haven't received my offer to become a wealthy moderator just yet. 🙂

Who exactly did he bribe? 😁

I honestly can't believe lođo actually went ahead and started this whole thread 🙏🙏

I actually went ahead and used my moderator salary to snag a mansion right in Manhattan! 😛

Arthur Sanders74 said:I actually used my moderator salary to buy a mansion in Manhattan! 😛

Only one? 😲

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Just one? 😲

Yeah, and even if it's old and falling apart—which, let's be honest, is basically the standard in New York City—hey, at least it's on Manhattan! 😲