How do you style your vanity? Show us your setup!

William Grant20 said:It’s honestly embarrassing ☕ But hey, we finally have an answer regarding the sudden disappearance of women everywhere ☕

Why even be surprised? OnlyFans is what's trending now, not Reddit.😁

electrichawk94 said:What kind of person even are you? ☕

Ugh, you really covered it all. 🤣

See? You actually managed to win an award 😁

electrichawk94 said:So, basically, Venus with teeth. ☕

Ugh, yeah, there is absolutely no way I'm going there.

William Grant20 said:The poll is anonymous, so there's no need to worry about privacy. Feel free to use the comments to break down their process or even drop some photos ☕

Based on the data from this poll so far, it looks like they’ve let their "Venus" go

Maybe it's because they want those stray hairs—which, let's face it, fall out way faster than anything else—to act as a sort of natural barrier against dirt?

I’m about to shave my balls just so the wind doesn't blow viruses directly onto them 😁

William Grant20 said:It's an anonymous poll—no need to stress about privacy. Feel free to drop details or even photos in the comments if you want to elaborate ☕

Look, William, only two women on this thread actually posted photos (haven't seen them myself, so who knows), while everyone else basically ignored your specific preference for shaved looks 😁

silverwolf88 said:Basically, Conan only posted two photos for you—I have no clue what they actually look like since I haven't seen them—whereas the other women on the forum didn't exactly cater to your specific preference for seeing everything shaved.😁

Personally, I find that whole attitude pretty distasteful. I honestly can't wrap my head around why people feel the need to be ashamed of their own bodies. It feels like I need to take a trip down to Carmel-by-the-Sea to find some normalcy. Tell you what, should I give you a shout when I arrive in Carmel-by-the-Sea? Maybe we could hit up one of those swinger beaches together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even end up hooking up.

William Grant20 said:I don't think that's right. I have no idea why anyone would be ashamed of their gender. Looks like I'll have to head down to Carmel-by-the-Sea. Want me to hit you up when I get to Carmel so we can hit a swinger beach together? Might even hook up.

I'm heading to that beach this Saturday, though I'm not sure how long the warm, sunny weather is actually going to last.

What happens with your wife if she finds out you went to a swinger beach? You trying to blow up your marriage?

Since you're coming for Coachella, are you planning on bringing some journalists along to the swinger spot? 😁😁😁
Where's Snoop Dogg at? He's a total player with plenty of women—is he hitting the swinger scene too?

Anyway, you're the one making the first move with the ladies; I'm not doing that. I just watch the women and wait for one of them to approach me so I know there's actual interest.

silverwolf88 said:I’m planning to hit that beach this Saturday, though I’ve got no clue if the weather is actually going to hold up with enough sun and warmth.

What happens to your marriage if your wife finds out you were hanging out at a swinger beach? You looking to blow up your entire domestic life?

And since you're heading out for Coachella, what's the plan—are you bringing some journalists back to the swinger scene with you? 😁😁😁

My wife and I are both part of the lifestyle. She can sleep with whoever she damn well pleases, and honestly, you’re welcome to join in too if that's your speed.
So, tell me, Joe Biden, do you want to get with my wife? ☕

William Grant20 said:My wife and I are swingers. She can sleep with whoever she wants—and you can sleep with her too, if you're interested.
So, you're asking me if I want to sleep with your wife, Silvio? ☕

LOL, what kind of offer is that? I don't even know what she looks like! haha

Thanks for the help in making sure I don't stay celibate for too long. 😁

So, your wife actually lets you hook up with some hot girl without getting jealous?

silverwolf88 said:LOL, what kind of offer are we even talking about here? I haven't even seen a photo yet!

Thanks for the sincere effort to help me stay out of the doghouse for once. 😁

So, let me get this straight—your wife just gives you the green light to hook up with someone gorgeous without throwing a single fit of jealousy?

It looks pretty good; honestly, I bet you’d be hard as a rock if you saw her. ☕

Nah, why would she be jealous? It’s just sex. ☕

William Grant20 said:Looks fine—pretty sure you'd be getting off on it too. ☕

Nah, why would she be jealous? It’s just sex. ☕

Honestly, seeing how much action thirty-five-year-olds can pull—and how they manage to satisfy women with that kind of energy—I’m certain I could hold my own.

Just don't start bringing up news anchors, because I'm not interested. Not that the American media would let me talk anyway—they censor me as a male minority in leggings and won't give me any platform to share my astrological expertise.

Anyway, we've drifted off-topic here.