Contest: How do you decorate your Venus?

The poll is completely anonymous, so there's no need to worry about anyone seeing your specific answers. Feel free to jump into the comments to walk us through your process or even drop some photos ☕

I’ve been wondering too—is it better to go from bottom to top using steady, rhythmic movements, or should I just mix up the technique?

electrichawk94 said:I'm actually wondering whether it’s more effective to work from the bottom up using steady, balanced movements, or if I should just go with a mixed approach?

It really all boils down to what kind of vibe you’re aiming for. If you're chasing that effortless, "just rolled out of bed" aesthetic, then a mix of movements is definitely the way to go. But, if you’re looking for something polished and professional—something more business casual—you’ll want to stick to those balanced, rhythmic motions.

William Grant20 said:It really just depends on the vibe you're going for. If you want that "just rolled out of bed" messy look, go with the mix. But if you're aiming for business casual, keep things balanced.

I mostly stick to a punk aesthetic, but I'm thinking about pivoting to something a bit more chic. ☕

Also, why isn't this a public poll so I can actually see who's packing? ☕

electrichawk94 said:I mostly stick to a punk aesthetic, but I’m honestly looking to pivot toward something a bit more chic.☕

And honestly, why isn't there some kind of public poll so we can actually figure out who's packing heat?☕

Because that would completely ruin the surprise when you finally meet someone from the forums in person.☕

William Grant20 said:Because it would totally ruin the surprise of actually meeting someone from the forums in person.☕

So, have you actually slept with a troll? Which one? ☕

electrichawk94 said:So, have you actually slept with a troll? Which one? ☕

I haven't 🙂 I much prefer keeping things strictly in the realm of theory ☕

William Grant20 said:I'm not 🙂 I just prefer talking about it in theory☕

Well then, which theory were you using?☕

electrichawk94 said:Then why don't you just lay out exactly which theories you were spinning? ☕

It’s much simpler to list the ones I didn't use than to untangle the web of things I actually did. ☕ 🤣

William Grant20 said:Honestly, it’d be way easier to just list all the ones I’m NOT ☕ 🤣

🤣

I’d vote if it wasn't such a joke that the poll is anonymous. ☕

dustypilot11 said:I’d probably cast my vote, but there's really no point if the poll stays anonymous. ☕

Look, it’s not like we all need to be micromanaging everyone else's business anyway. ☕

William Grant20 said:I mean, we don't all need to know exactly what everyone else is doing here.☕

Then what's even the point of the poll? ☕

William Grant20 said:It’s probably easier to just list the ones I don't ☕ 🤣

😁

dustypilot11 said:I’d totally vote, but honestly, it sucks that the poll is anonymous. ☕

It’s actually better this way.
At least nobody can rip off your answer.

William Grant20 said:It’s an anonymous poll, so nobody’s coming for you. Feel free to drop the details and some photos in the comments if you want. ☕

here's the perfect ☕

Kate Fox58 said:Better she stays anonymous.
So nobody can rip her off.

Ugh, please. I'm used to people copying me. 😬

Can't even decide which one was better, the last one or the one before it. 🕺

dustypilot11 said:Gosh, I'm so used to people copying me! 😬

I honestly can't decide if the second-to-last or the last response is better. 🕺

I'd probably just add my own method to the poll.
Blonde Venus.
Though, maybe I should try to patent it first.

Once again, we’re drowning in endless chatter, yet there isn't a single explicit description or a solitary image to be found ☕

William Grant20 said:Just more endless chatter—still zero explicit descriptions or photos. ☕

If you've been single as long as I have, why the hell are you so obsessed with anatomy? 😁