Bobby!

Seriously, Josh? Another thread? 🤣 🤣 I honestly don't know what to say 🙂

We finally got discharged from the hospital today, but Hans had to deal with the "Baby tax" first. Right before we were heading out, the little guy ate, Hans picked him up, and he just barfed all over his shirt 😁 then gave him this look like, "Okay, now we can go" 🙂

Nicole Myers said:That photo of the tiny hand should have been the very first thing posted. 🙂

Nah 🙂 https://ibb.co/7v1sLPr

Grace Sanders24 said:I want to know the stats. Weight and length. Eye and hair color. 🍿

8 lbs 2 oz and 21.5 inches, blonde with blue eyes 🙂

Walter Baker2 said:I guess I can just switch back to my original username, no big deal.

So what was your original handle? Spill it! 🍿

Baby just fell asleep, so we're going to catch some sleep too...

🙂

The most important thing is that you and Baby are doing okay 👍
just sleep whenever you get the chance

aww, look at that sweet little hand again 😘

I’m also just sitting here waiting for Walter Baker2 to drop his old usernames so we can see what he used to go by

Oh man, look at those tiny little hands🙂😍

I'm seriously stoked for this thread and can't wait for all the days ahead with our Baby😍

Morning!

After our first full night at home—dealing with the endless crying, soothing, feedings, and diaper changes... this is basically how we're feeling:



Hans is currently looking like but he just went out for a double espresso, so hopefully he'll be back a little more awake.

Grace Anderson3 said:Morning!

So, after our first full night back home—you know, the usual marathon of crying, soothing, feeding, and endless diaper changes... this is basically us right now:



Hans looks a bit like at the moment, though he just went out to grab a double espresso, so hopefully he’ll come back actually somewhat functional.

Everything is going perfectly fine, obviously. 😁
In a month or two, we'll probably have our lives together again. 🎉

Grace Anderson3 said:8 lbs and 21 inches, blonde hair with blue eyes 🙂

Man, that's tough! 😍

Ugh, thanks

Grace Anderson3 said:Thanks so much

😍😍😍

Have you talked to the Baby about what he wants to do for a living? Like, what's his major going to be? What do you think he’s most into in the World right now? What's his end goal? 🍿

I’m thinking this kid should go into basketball. 🥳 Being 21 inches at birth isn't nothing; he's gonna be tall as a skyscraper. 🥳

hiddenmarlin14 said:I honestly think the kid should take up basketball. 🥳 54 cm at birth isn't small. That kid is going to be tall as a skyscraper. 🥳

Think so. 🙂

stoposto 👍

hiddenmarlin14 said:percent 👍

And just how much weight do his donors actually carry? That's really the deciding factor here. 🍿

Grace Sanders24 said:Man, that is just plain wicked! 😍

A total stereotypical German Grace Anderson3, did you guys seriously sleep through the whole thing?

hiddenmarlin14 said:I’ve been thinking that the little guy might actually end up playing basketball. 🥳 Fifty-four centimeters at birth isn't exactly small; that kid’s going to be standing tall like a skyscraper. 🥳

I was actually about 21 inches long when I was born, so compared to everyone else, I guess you could say I ended up on the shorter side. 🕺 So, it doesn't necessarily have to mean anything at all.

Baby is going to be an action movie screenwriter; you can really see how creative Grace Anderson3 gets when she's playing Sims.

Grace Sanders24 said:Have you talked to the Baby about what he wants to do with his life? Like, what's he planning to study? I'm curious what he actually thinks is the coolest thing in the World right now. What's he really aiming for? 🍿

Sometimes I just make a grumpy face. Honestly, I feel a little bit like a certain referee lately. 🤔 He’s going to be the conductor—you can tell just by those specific hand gestures he's making.

We’re standing at 5'10" and 6'0". 🥳

Walter Baker2 said:A total German. Grace Anderson3, what were you guys doing? Sleeping on the job?

I just slept for an hour and a half. 🙂 Had some weird dreams about little piglets last night...



Fresh diaper on, now it’s feeding time, then back to the endless cycle of trying to get them to sleep. ☕

Grace Anderson3 said:Sometimes I pull a grumpy face, mostly because I feel like I'm staring down a referee mid-game. 🤔 He’s clearly going to be the conductor, given those specific hand gestures he keeps making.

We're standing at 5'10" and 6'0". 🥳

I just woke up from an accidental ninety-minute nap, and honestly, I feel like a completely different person. 🙂 I had this dream about some little piglets last night...



Fresh diaper is on, now it’s time for a feeding before we try to tackle the whole nap thing all over again. ☕

Since you're both tall, he’s definitely going to end up being a giant too.

Good grief, what a bunch of absolute lunatics. 🤣 🤣

It’s pretty likely. Younger generations just seem to be getting taller by the day. My brother is pushing almost 6'7", which is basically unheard of in our family 🤔

We have a home health nurse coming by tomorrow (well, technically today), and honestly, we’re actually looking forward to it 🎉

Morning started off with a little water fountain incident—the Baby decided to spray us during a diaper change. 🎉 Currently on round four of nursing since midnight.. 🥱

Grumpy is such a legend, honestly just doing his own thing regardless of what anyone thinks! Love the attitude he brings to the table.🎉