Bobby!

Is he finally starting to smile? 😍

Honestly, once those brutal moments pass—you know, when they’re just tense and crying uncontrollably—and he finally settles down, that sense of relief is everything. Those quiet moments of peace are honestly the best part. 🙂

So, did I actually gain height and weight?🤔

He’s already up 1300 grams from his birth weight (kid's a little vacuum 🙂), and the pediatrician is checking him out tomorrow.

Grace Anderson3 said:Yeah, he actually started smiling 😍

And honestly, once those brutal stretches pass—you know, when he’s just tense and crying his eyes out—and then he finally settles down and we can all breathe again, those quiet moments of peace are hands down the best part. 🙂

I mean, you can just sit there and wonder. You feel completely helpless because there's nothing you can actually do to fix it.

4-2 for a total blowout; we’re looking at the next Dirk Nowitzki.

Nicole Myers said:Go ahead and think what you want. You can't help him, and you don't even know what he needs.

Exactly. These little martyrs always have something hurting them during their growth spurts. They have to push through all the adjustment phases—and we have to deal with it too.

Walter Baker2 said:At 4-2, this kid is basically the next Dirk Nowitzki.

We'll see. Right now, he's about 22 inches long. 🙂

Honestly, whenever my kid looks at me, I feel like he just sees a vending machine.

Grace Anderson3 said:Exactly. These little martyrs are constantly in pain during their development. They have to push through all those adjustment phases—and frankly, we have to endure them right along with them.

We’ll see how it goes; for now, the length is about 22.6 inches. 🙂

I swear, whenever the kid looks at me, he doesn't see a parent—he just sees a walking vending machine.

Well, damn, you’re the vending machine now. You might as well just accept your fate.

He’s definitely going to be looking at every woman's chest first 🤣

I can just picture the look on Baby's face if Grace Anderson3 actually decided to shut down the vending machine.

Walter Baker2 said:I can only imagine the look on Baby's face if Grace Anderson3 actually tried to shut down the drink machine.

It’s always a tricky situation. 😁

My first one stopped nursing at two years old—right around the time we conceived our little one.
The little one stopped around age one—right when the next Baby was already conceived. 😁
The little one is already two years old—and shows no sign of slowing down. 😁

It’s likely just the milk—though I’ve heard that pregnancy can supposedly alter your sense of taste, so that might be the culprit. 😁

hiddenmarlin14 said:that guy's definitely gonna be checking out every woman's chest first🤣

I'm next in line then!🕺

Walter Baker2 said:I can only imagine how Baby would react if Grace Anderson3 actually tried to shut down the vending machine.

It’s going to knock me out. 😬 Even now, he's sitting there with his fists clenched, throwing shadow punches like he's ready to step into a ring. 🤔

Anthony Nguyen81 said:It’s always a mess. 😁

My first one stopped nursing at two, right around the time we conceived the little guy.
He stopped around the age of one, right when the youngest was already conceived. 😁
My little Baby is already two years old and shows absolutely no sign of growing up. 😁

It’s probably just the milk, honestly. But they say pregnancy messes with your taste buds anyway, so who knows. 😁

I have to say it again—I really admire your wife. 🙏 She’s my absolute idol. 🙏

Grace Anderson3 said:I gotta say it again, I have so much respect for your wife 🙏 she’s seriously my hero 🙏

So you're actually going for three of them!?🤔

Slowly does it... ☕

Hans was really hoping for a little girl, but then we found out I'm having a boy—now he’s just totally stoked about the Baby, and I guess we'll see how things go from here...

You really have to make sure Baby's got a crew to hang out with—someone to play with, scrap with, and just cause a little chaos with.

Walter Baker2 said:You've gotta make sure the Baby has people to hang out with, scrap with, and all that.

Scrap with... 🙄

Looks like he’ll follow in his dad's footsteps and pick up some martial arts.

No way! Let him go play basketball. 😠

Grace Anderson3 said:To beat someone up.. 🙄

He’s going to follow in his old man's footsteps and pick up some martial arts.

Look, little kids fight all the time.

Grace Sanders24 said:Not gonna happen! Let him stick to basketball. 😠

And that applies to America, not Germany.
Grace Anderson3, once there's actual prosperity here in the States, feel free to come back with Hans and the Baby's.

You guys are pretty clueless 🙂—you need a little bit of that mobster spirit, a touch of petty criminal ingenuity. Hans, you need to come up with an offer he can't refuse. 🐔Basically, invite him out for a beer and lay out two options: either he

a) starts learning American immediately and plans his move to the States with Grace Anderson3 and the kid

or

b) you guys track down some photos, evidence, or footage (which means tapping into your Photoshop skills and being creative with those "accidental" snapshots) to frame Grace Anderson3 so she leaves him, leaving him stuck paying child support

🥳You need to approach this project with total seriousness and dedication. Otherwise, the little guy might actually end up studying linguistics 🥳