Budget coffee chat... first cup's on the house!

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morning ☕

Hey there🎉

Hey friend, how's it going?
What's up 🎉?

Morning

Rachel Palmer56 said:Good afternoon,🎉

Friend, how have you been?
What's the word?🎉?

Not much, just this heat. It's unbearable.😠
Hey there, Harold Adams19.

Drew Lee9 said:What's up, it's way too hot out here, grrrr😠
hey Harold Adams19

Man, it's boiling over here too🕺so what can you do, we've got an inflatable pool my dad set up for us kids☕so we're just cooling off🤣

Rachel Palmer56 said:It’s sweltering here too 🕺so I'm just hanging out in the inflatable pool my dad set up for us kids ☕to stay cool.🤣

And you count yourself among the children? 🙂

Can I get a coffee and an iced lemonade with extra ice? 🙂

Harold Adams19 said:I’ll take an espresso and a lemonade with extra ice, please.🙂

The boss is coming.😁

Drew Lee9 said:So you count yourself as a kid? 🙂

More like my dad's kid, maybe.☕🤣

Looking at my old childhood photos, I'd say I'm just barely younger than you.🙂if

Rachel Palmer56 said:Good grief, seriously...☕🤣

Looking at those old childhood photos, I’d say I’m just a hair younger than you🙂if

Ah, well, that's a relief 🎉

What 🍿

Rachel Palmer56 said:What 🍿

Since we've been close all these years, 😉

Look, I've no clue how much you actually have, I'm just taking a shot in the dark😳

Rachel Palmer56 said:I have no idea how old you are; I'm just taking a guess.😳

I'm guessing too—not my own intuition, just yours. 😁

The other day I'm walking through downtown when this kid, maybe ten years old, gets all turned around. He starts calling out "Mom, Mom!" before realizing he’s lost and looking super embarrassed. He looks up at me and goes, "Ma'am, you could totally be my mom." I just looked him dead in the eye and said, "I could, honey, but I never slept with your dad."☕

Rachel Palmer56 said:I was walking through downtown the other day when this ten-year-old kid approached me. He looked completely flustered, stammering "Mom, Mom" before realizing his mistake. Once he realized how awkward that was, he turned to me and said, "You could be my mom—I just haven't slept with his dad yet."☕

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Drew Lee9 said:🤣

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So I guess it just won't 🕺🤣

Rachel Palmer56 said:🤣

So it turns out they really can't 🕺🤣

I suspect a kid would tell me something entirely different🤦 😁

Drew Lee9 said:I bet that kid would've said something totally different 🤦 😁

Why do you even care what they'd say? It’s not like you were sleeping with their grandma, so you don't really have a say anyway. 🤣

🙂 🎉