Happy Sunday, you lazy bums!

slyraven27 said:Anyway, my COVID-19 test came back negative, so you guys can celebrate that if you want.

great

now just get a microchip implanted like I did and Bill Gates will be thrilled.

Keith Ward2 said:great

Now all you have to do is get a microchip implanted like I did—then Bill Gates will be thrilled.

No bro🙂
My buddy was just talking about this yesterday, and—well—he’s already running a fever today. 🙂

slyraven27 said:No bro 🙂
He was fine yesterday, then suddenly he's running a fever. 🙂

That’s just how it goes. One day you're fine, the next your ear is killing you.

Keith Ward2 said:That’s just how it goes—you have one bad day and then you're left feeling completely wiped out.

I am well aware of that. It is quite standard—most vaccines trigger some sort of physiological reaction.

slyraven27 said:Look, I get it. Most vaccines have some kind of reaction.

I honestly don't get why people are so against it.

There isn't even 5G everywhere yet to control us. 😁

Keith Ward2 said:I honestly don't understand why people are being so aggressively contrary

as if 5G towers have been installed on every street corner just to monitor our every move 😁

I simply refuse to trust those con artists—besides, I have always maintained a fundamentally skeptical stance toward the establishment and anything else they try to force upon the public. 🙂

I place my faith in nothing but the Party!! 😁

slyraven27 said:I don't trust those scammers. Honestly, I've always been against the establishment and anything they try to force on us. 🙂

So science and medicine are just scams now? 😁

Fine, you convinced me. I surrender. 😁

Keith Ward2 said:So science and medicine are just complete scams now? 😁

Well, you certainly make a compelling case—I surrender. 😁

Nothing but careerists and profiteers 😁

slyraven27 said:Just a bunch of careerists looking for a handout 😁

Being in the top 5% of anything in life

is pretty underwhelming 😁

Keith Ward2 said:just 5% across any given sector of life

that seems rather insufficient 😁

True—though one could argue the pharmaceutical lobby operates as the most formidable criminal organization on the planet, surpassed only by Vatican City itself.😁

slyraven27 said:Sure, because big pharma is basically the most powerful crime syndicate on the planet, right after Vatican City. 😁

And we haven't even gotten to the monsoons, laminate flooring, and lizard people yet. 😁

hey everyone

we're charging straight toward a bright future

so what's up, Keith Ward2

😁

Happy holidays to us all. 🙂

Is everyone else still sleeping through this?

Nothing works without a military parade 🙂

Grace Anderson3 said:Well, happy holidays to us. 🙂

Is everyone else still asleep?

Before they start cooking the chili 🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:nothing without a military parade 🙂

The Chinese man operates like a machine. 😲

swiftcyclist5 said:Honestly, those Chinese men work like literal machines 😲

Well, why don't you just go join them then? 😬

hiddenmarlin14 said:so you should probably just side with them 😬

I just hope my travels never take me near their neck of the woods...

What do you think, hiddenmarlin14? Could our guys actually hold their own against them?

swiftcyclist5 said:I just hope I never find myself wandering into their territory...

What do you think, hiddenmarlin14? Could these guys actually hold their own against them?

Well... 🤔 look at those grins. I bet they've got a secret weapon: vodka. 😬 Get the enemy drunk, stay sharp themselves, and suddenly they're running the whole show. 🤣 Besides, their women have much stronger legs than those tiny feet you see on the Chinese man. 🎉

Happy May Day, everyone!! Just a little heads-up 🎉