Chat US: For True Americans Only, Vol. 2

Grace Sanders24 said:I’ve reported every single one of those Wikipedia entries in here, but absolutely nothing has happened—no response at all. Can we please just shut this chat down? Larry Diaz4, you with me? 😢

Look, my posts don't exactly include a timestamp for when I last had sex 😁

Josh, you’re just wasting your breath at this point. I honestly can’t wrap my head around how these typical US topics suddenly became such massive hits.

Grace Sanders24 said:Look, I'm just way too sensitive to bad stuff. Can't help it. It’s like seeing a three-legged dog or some kid who can’t hit a single note on a banjo. 🕺

Hang in there, Grace Sanders24. You got this. Just think about all those kids growing up without a dad. Help a guy get clean from his addiction. 🕺

The more people jump into the chat, the more they tend to type away, but we don't actually track post counts here.

Grace Sanders24 said:I’ve already flagged all those Wikipedia entries right here, but honestly, it feels like I'm shouting into a void—no one's doing anything. Can we just shut this chat down already? Larry Diaz4, you with me on this? 😢

We might have lost this round, but the fight isn't over yet. 🍿

Larry Diaz4 said:We lost the battle, but we haven't lost the war. 🍿

So we're still going at it? You got the energy? Honestly, I'm wiped. Dealing with all this chaos has taken its toll. My bones feel old. I can't type nearly as fast as I used to. But if you say we're fighting, then we're fighting. I've had enough of their crap. 🕺

Walter Baker2 said:The more people typing in the chat, the more they hit the keys—but we don't count posts here.

Andy mentioned I have 25k posts in the off-topic section. 😁
Hardly any of them actually count. 😁

Your little minions are gearing up for "war": https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/l1n61j

Am I being inducted into the club of true US-ers? 🙂

I guess I'd say I meet some of the criteria. 🙂

Man, why haven't we brought you into the fold already? Haven't you been around? You're always welcome here, obviously.👍
Just one thing—please don't use those smiley faces here. They look super tacky, and we've got a bit of an allergy to them on this board.

Oh! So you guys are strict about emojis too? 🕺

Maybe I'll try not to provoke you with them then. 🙂

Grace Sanders24 said:So, are we really still going at this? You got any gas left in the tank? Because I’ve gotta be honest—I am absolutely wiped out. Between all the political storms and the constant rain of nonsense coming our way, I feel like I’ve been through the ringer. My bones feel older than they actually are, too—it’s getting harder to type as fast as I used to, you know? But hey, if you say we’re staying in the fight, then I’m staying in the fight! I’m honestly just fed up with them. Just totally done! 🕺

We really have to stand our ground and fight for this little corner of ours—it’s the one place left for us misfits and outcasts of society! 🍿

Wait, did I miss something? I feel like I've been scrolling forever and just saw that name pop up! Honestly, seeing Sarah Fisher24 mentioned always brings back those long late-night threads—you know the ones, where everyone’s just vibing and arguing about nothing and everything all at once. It’s funny how certain names just stick in your head, right? Anyway, I'm totally lost now... what was the actual topic? Someone catch me up!
I knew it—you’ve got that true American spirit deep down in your soul! 🙂
Look, just do me a favor and ignore those obsessed couples and all that other nonsense. Honestly! 🍿

Greetings from my shipping container

If I had a single shipping container

dustypilot11 said:Stay strong, Josh. You can pull this off. Just think about those kids growing up without a dad around. Help the guy beat his addiction. 🕺

dustypilot11, I think I’m actually in love. 😘

Anyway, if you're down for some gossip, I've got something for you. 🍿

Man, just get that chat out of my face at the top. Let it float down the forum like it's supposed to, for crying out loud. ☕

Grace Sanders24 said:Man, just move the chat so it isn't stuck at the top. Let it float down the forum naturally, for heaven's sake. ☕

Honestly, you sound like that one grumpy old lady from high school who’s the only one left single, acting like she can't show up to her 20th reunion without a wedding ring or at least some divorce papers to prove she tried. ☕

Zachary Davis47 said:You sound like some bitter old lady who’s the only one in her entire graduating class who didn't get hitched. Now you can't even show up to a 20-year reunion without a wedding ring or at least some divorce papers to show for it. ☕

I've always been a lady. ☕

Grace Sanders24 said:Uvek I have always been a lady. ☕

Do you have any witnesses? 🍿

I’m calling on the mods to step up, protect this space, and start nuking posts from those paired-up thugs. 🤦