Silicon Valley

🤣 pretty creative 😁

Mercury in Fish, for sure.

I’d probably just roast some butternut squash—maybe turn them into muffins 😍

Who’s actually right here?🍿

So what? 🍿

Mercury in Fish 😁

Honestly, both of them. 🤣

Americans 😂 I'm actually a fan of the name 😳

boldstag said:Spent the whole damn morning 🙂

Ugh, finally finished everything and got it all bought.

Then my mom suddenly remembers she actually has a daughter. 😁

Man, this food situation is just one big headache. Why do we even have to eat ☕

Idk, it's honestly such a drag. 😳

Drew Ross2 said:I'm gonna roast some butternut squash and make muffins out of it 😍

I'm totally out now, and my coworker stopped helping me out. 🙂

Just listening to Red Apple, not sure if it's even working. 🤔

Not 😁

Check out the deaf auditorium.

briskbison55 said:You're just some clueless amateur who can't even grasp basic logic. Admit it—you're nothing but a mindless drone easily swayed by whatever nonsense they feed you at the local dive bar.

Harvey, you didn't have the guts to say that to my face. Not until you saw that massive guy walking out of the pub, turned around, and realized you were outmatched. You just looked at your buddies and mumbled something about forgetting files or coffee stains—yeah, probably my case.
Listen, we aren't softies from the suburbs. If we really wanted to, we’d handle you and send you right back to the middle of nowhere to write angry letters to people in Washington, D.C.
You weren't being fair, Harvey.

Terry Wilson5 said:Harvey, you wouldn't have even had the guts to say that to my face. Once you saw a massive guy like that walking out of a bar, you probably just turned around, looked at your kids, and muttered something about how you forgot all your files—probably covered in coffee stains, which sounds like my exact situation, honestly.
Look, we aren't pushovers where I'm from. They’d probably just buy you a drink and then toss you right back to some tiny rural town where you could go back to lecturing people in Washington, D.C.
That wasn't fair, Harvey.

Yeah, sure, try peeking out the door next time I walk by. You don't have to hide. I mean, I've always been pretty tolerant toward those little guys who act like they're bigger than they actually are, or even those who just feel that way, I guess.

briskbison55 said:Go ahead. Check the input again when I pass by. You don't need to hide from me. I’ve always been tolerant toward the small-timers and those who act like they belong in the gutter.

How did you actually feel landing in a place like Manhattan when everything looks like it’s from another planet? Were you just standing there, obsessively fixing the collar on that blue shirt, moving a few stray hairs out of your face with fingers stained yellow from smoking?
He felt this overwhelming sense of belonging to something precise, something supernatural and all-powerful... That’s exactly how I feel every single day.
Back in my neighborhood, standing on the balcony, watching some guy from out of state working a temp gig for a local contractor, puffing on a Rothmans like he owns the place. Then I step outside, and this seagull—total Jonathan Livingstone vibes—just smiles at me before soaring off into the endless blue. And you? You invited Sam over for coffee. What a coward.

https://ibb.co/Fzxtr3d

Did Jesse call you out for coffee here?
He did.
So, did you show up?
No.

Is an intestine the definition of a pussy?

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Not 😁

Currently listening to Nashville - Train. And I haven't even had a drink yet. 😬

Jacob Lopez51 said:Listen to the deaf auditorium.

Like what?

So first I’m scrolling through all these copypasta posts about how incredible the fans' fireworks display was, acting like the whole world is going to stop and stare in awe—total Ken Jennings vibes. Then, immediately after, I’m reading more copypasta blaming people for letting those idiots gather during the absolute worst part of this pandemic. Honestly, give me a break. ☕ We seriously need to kick all these bottom-feeding tabloids out of the country once and for all. ☕

boldstag said:First, I’m reading these endless threads about some fans setting off fireworks, acting like it’s some world-shaking event that everyone on the planet is watching. Total nonsense. Now, suddenly, I’m reading more threads blaming people for gathering during the worst parts of this pandemic. Give me a break. ☕ We need to kick all those low-rent tabloid hacks out of the country once and for all. ☕

Kay, how am I even supposed to explain this to you? hmmm
The result is just a temporary trend; perfection is eternal.
Don't go attacking the local sports fans like that—you're stabbing me right in the heart, like an Apple hater.
And as for the Fed being the biggest scam in history after capitalism? Yeah, that's pure nonsense. But honestly, a global banking collapse is inevitable. The virus was just part of the plan.

It’s actually quite helpful when we’re the ones looking foolish... truly... 🙂

I’m not actually looking for an explanation here. Honestly, whether it’s a stroke of luck or just bad timing—who knows anymore—it all became crystal clear to me a long time ago. I’m just calling it like I see it, mostly because I’m getting pretty sick of being bombarded with this much absolute garbage ☕

boldstag said:I’m not looking for an explanation. For better or worse—honestly, I can't even tell anymore—everything's been crystal clear to me for a long time. I'm just commenting because, frankly, the sheer amount of bullshit we're being force-fed daily makes me sick. ☕

Should we crack open a bottle of cheap bourbon from the Mississippi to celebrate?

Joseph Clark37 said:Hey, if we're the idiots in this scenario... fine, you win, I'll take the hit. 🙂

😬 that wasn't even what I meant 🕺 😳