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Electric scooters are the plague of the modern era.
That silent, devilish thing is a menace to both pedestrians and drivers. These obnoxious gadgets, operated by arrogant riders, are popping up everywhere.

They zip around wherever they please... weaving through crowds at moped speeds.

Join me in speaking out against this scooter craze.

Honestly, when I see one, I just want to smash it to pieces!
I really hate scooters!!

Raymond Ward75 said:Electric scooters are the absolute scourge of the modern age.
That devilish, silent contraption poses a constant threat to both pedestrians and drivers alike... These malicious little things—piloted by riders who seem to possess an innate sense of entitlement—are becoming impossible to escape.

They zip around wherever they please... weaving through crowds of pedestrians at speeds that rival a moped..

Join me in my attempt to vent some much-needed frustration regarding this scooter phenomenon.

Whenever I spot one of those scooters, I am half-tempted to just smash it into pieces!
I truly despise the electric scooter!!

The core issue—and I’m speaking specifically about Washington, D.C.—is that we simply lack the infrastructure—the roads and streets—to accommodate scooters and bicycles without them encroaching on pedestrians or motorists..

I found myself in Paris earlier this year, and honestly, the place is teeming with cars, bikes, and scooters... they even have an abundance of service hubs for renting them out (in fact, it’s hard to find a private bike when everyone is using the rental fleets, kind of like how people rely on Citi Bike here in the States).
And, naturally, they don't clog up the sidewalks; they have dedicated lanes right on the street.
In Washington, D.C., that's just not feasible because our streets are far too narrow..
I haven't the slightest clue how they planned out Paris back in the day (long before cars or motorcycles were even a thing) to include such wide boulevards, whereas the Washington, D.C. city officials weren't quite as forward-thinking, I suppose.

Kenneth Allen said:Electric scooters are the scourge of the modern era. They zip around wherever and whenever they please—mostly weaving through pedestrians at speeds approaching a moped...

One really ought to dig a little deeper into the root causes of whatever is fueling that level of vitriol in you. Frankly, the grievances you’ve laid out seem a bit thin compared to the sheer intensity of the rage you're projecting.

Kenneth Allen said:Join me in my attempt to voice our collective frustration with this scooter phenomenon.

When handled by reasonable, responsible adults, a scooter is an incredible time-saver. I often pull mine out of the trunk of my car, and during the day, it helps mitigate a certain amount of stress—it saves me from having to lug the car around for every minor errand or quick trip.

The lack of etiquette, the insensitivity, and the general lack of situational awareness among riders is a problem common to any mode of transport. About six months ago, a delivery guy on a bike came flying past a doorway at full tilt and nearly took out me, a friend, and her brother. Does that make all cyclists bad actors? Or all drivers on the road? Of course not.

You see seniors riding them too—and I mean real seniors. Most people I encounter ride quite normally, behaving with the understanding that pedestrians always have the right of way. In those cases, moderating your speed becomes the social standard, regardless of the pedestrian's movement.

I never use the horn in my car, so I don't use the bell on the scooter either. If someone is in my way, I just slow down behind them; if I get a gap, I glide through or give a polite verbal heads-up, and that's that. There is a rational side to this, though—scooters aren't exactly known for their stability, so anyone trying to hit 20+ mph through a crowd doesn't stand a chance of reacting to someone suddenly stepping out of a storefront or a pedestrian making an unexpected move.

Kenneth Allen said:Whenever I see a scooter, I honestly just want to smash it into pieces! I truly despise them!!

Beyond the sheer practicality, a scooter offers a sense of freedom that you can't quite grasp until you've spent a few days riding one. With a planned route—say, when you're running late—you can scout out a location in two minutes flat, covering ground that would take ten or fifteen minutes on foot. On a scooter, you cover it in the blink of an eye.

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