Chat chat for water lovers

I guess it’s finally time for those of us who are actually obsessed with otters to get some recognition, you know? We need a space where we can just openly geek out over these divine little creatures without anyone making it weird 😍

Seriously, any kind of hate toward them is totally not allowed here 🙂

The goal is to keep the conversation going with plenty of otter content—which I’ll definitely try my best to provide—so the chat can actually do its job and brighten everyone's day 🎉

Good morning!
I suppose I should say something, though I’m really not sure what kind of luck I’m supposed to be describing, Mr. Vidrek.

Daisy28 said:6... she’s gotta be obsessed with otters. She’s that one forum girl who always starts posting otter stuff first, and then he ended up hooking up with her. 🤷 🤔

Hannah Hughes57 said:Morning!
What can I even say? I don't even know where to start with you, Mr. Vidrek.

Interesting. ☕

I'm joining the chat, then I'm out.
Never tried otter meat before. Walmart doesn't carry it, so oh well.

Liked this👍

I've never actually tried it

I'm feeling 🥱

Maybe you should just go take a nap 😁

I had no idea this was a thing—apparently, people hold hands while they sleep 🤔

The chats are super😍

Nicholas Kelly3 said:Well, maybe just try getting some sleep 😁

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Work! 😍

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This is going to be one interesting chat 🎉
Is it okay if we keep posting even if we're in a relationship? 🍿

I’m selling high-end fur coats, jackets, and gloves made from premium raccoon fur. Just a heads-up: if you want the ultra-soft stuff sourced from kits, expect a slightly higher price tag. Free shipping included. If you're interested, shoot me a DM. 🍿

Why on earth would anyone want a jacket that reeks? 🍿

Jeremy Johnson18 said:Why on earth would anyone want to buy a diaper that stinks? 🍿

Look, we run a serious business here, and our diapers don't smell. ☕
We even sell premium steak and high-end poultry. 🍿

Amy Wilson19, you're going to get banned for life if you keep this up; otters are protected species here. 🙂

Amy Wilson19 said:We’re a legitimate operation here; our t-shirts don't stink. ☕
We even deal in high-end wagyu steaks. 🍿

How about a taxidermied little one then? I need something on my balcony to scare off the pigeons. ☕

hiddenmarlin14 said:Amy Wilson19, you're going to be stuck dealing with this forever; otters are protected species here in the States 🙂

We actually look after their breeding programs. They aren't going extinct on our watch.🍿

Jeremy Johnson18 said:Maybe just a small taxidermy one? I need something on my balcony to scare off the pigeons. ☕

Actually, I have the perfect one for that. The fur is pretty mangled and looks a bit beat up, so we can't really do anything useful with it. I'll give it to you for free, just so it stops eating through my food supply. 🍿