What are we even surprised by anymore?

Alright, let's start a thread. 🙂

EDIT: Just to clarify: I'm looking for whatever caught you off guard today—things that surprised you or maybe gave you a bit of a shock. 🤔 😲

OT: Larry Perez69 is here. 😲

hiddenmarlin14 said:Here—just a topic for us to chew on. 🙂

OT: Larry Perez69 finally showed up. 😲

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I'm kind of wondering why my resistance dropped from 138% down to 134%... I guess it's just one of those things, maybe?

You'll probably find a way to weather that four percent dip😁

OT: Honestly, nothing really surprises me anymore.

The top part of the onesie from Tika. 🤔

Josh Ott 🤣

It rained all morning and they didn't even mention it 🤔

hiddennomad60 said:Josh Ott🤣

It was raining all morning, and they didn't even mention it... 🤔

I mean, if you hadn't messed up your iPhone, maybe you would've actually known what was going on. I guess I knew everything. 😁

I was just such a complete mess this morning

Chris Cruz942 said:I was just being such a total klutz this morning

I mean, isn't that basically just the default setting for women? I'm actually kind of surprised you're even surprised...

briskbison55 said:Isn't that just how women are by default? I'm honestly surprised you're even surprised here.

Hmm. Just curious... what kind of women are you dealing with exactly? 😁

the absolute best. that's it.

I honestly don't get people who buy into these mindless conspiracy theories 🙂

Jack Peterson78, I’m honestly just exhausted by all of this. It’s getting to the point where it actually makes me feel a bit sick. And you know what the absolute best part is? The peak of the whole experience? It’s when they start trying to pressure me into believing it, too.

Oh, come on guys, give me a break... I mean, look, the Earth is flat, chemtrails are definitely a thing, and 5G is basically shrinking everyone's chest size

i pimpeke 🤣

briskbison55 said:Give me a break... the Earth is flat, chemtrails are totally real, and 5G is shrinking everyone's chest size.

Did you hear that the metal on those 5G antennas is actually part of the conspiracy? Lol ☕ Or how they claim record numbers of elderly women passed away all in one single day? Lol lol ☕

So, I guess it was a pretty decent day. But honestly, that 5G antenna thing? It isn't some piece of metal hidden under a mask or anything... it’s more like a chip they just tucked right inside us during that last software update.

.. so, did you have a good time? 😬

I mean, obviously, those antennas are there just for our own enjoyment, even if they try to act like they aren't 😁

Honestly, isn't it just easier for everyone if you all just stay quiet? It’s become quite the habit, hasn't it...😬