Coffee & Chat: No Index allowed, what's next?

slyraven27 said:

Beautiful, just absolutely beautiful, you savage...

Sarah Ward80 said:Oh, hell no. Absolutely not. Unless he’s the one who wants it, then we can sit down and map out a master plan. He can always learn a thing or two from me if it comes to that.

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Honestly, why bother planning? Just take him out for a game of tennis. You show up in a tiny skirt, everything's bouncing, and he won't even be able to hit the ball straight... you'll know right then he's already yours. Then, grab him for a shower afterward, slip into his stall naked to "help" rub some lotion on his back, and trust me, the little guy will figure out the rest pretty quick...👍

Carl Mitchell31 said:Wonderful—truly wonderful—you absolute savage.

Klebyce 🙂*

Yeah, except the ocean was freezing today, so I couldn't even get in the water.

Redi, a woman of many talents🙏🙏

@Shvrle, not a bad attempt, though it sounds more like a baritone to me.🤔
You got a little too carried away there, man. You shifted into fifth gear way too early and nearly ran out of gas.🙂>

Chloe Cooper10 said:Redi, you truly are a woman of many talents.🙏🙏

@Shvrle, not a bad attempt, sounds more like a baritone to me.🤔
But man, you got way too carried away. You shifted into fifth gear way too early and almost ran out of gas.🙂

speed
and the night is just getting started..
The kids will be home by two in the morning—who knows where I'll be, but I won't be here.

Chloe Cooper10 said:John Smith, you truly are a woman of many talents🙏 🙏

@Bill Gates, not a bad effort—it sounds more like a baritone to me, wouldn't you say?🤔
But man, you got so swept up in the moment that you shifted into fifth gear way too early; you nearly ran out of gas before reaching the destination.🙂

I even managed to get dinner ready in time.😁

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e: the laughs are for Maria Wright62, and once again for John Smith... my respect.🙏

So, I'm looking at a long, restless night ahead of me—these mosquitoes have basically taken over my room.

Hello there, ladies 🙂

slyraven27 said:So, I'm looking forward to a wild night with comets flying around my room.

Personally, I think eating watermelon is going to give me a wild night spent running to the bathroom.

Maria Wright62 said:I have a feeling eating watermelon is going to result in a very long, sleepless night spent running to the bathroom.

Anyway, I just smashed a mosquito against the wall so hard that my arm actually feels numb now.

Honestly, I’d much rather deal with the constant urge to pee—though, considering I just finished a hard seltzer, that might be a losing battle. 🙂

Wait, damn it... now it's the bathroom trips *and* the mosquitoes. What a mess.

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Maria Wright62 said:

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The show 😁

Maria Wright62 said:

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slyraven27 said:The show 😁

My sweetheart just finished prepping some garlic to go with the liver and eggs, and she's waiting for me. Any chance we're changing plans? ☕

Shove an Orbit in his mouth and jam it in there once you've cornered him.

Brian Howard2 said:What should you even plan? Just take him out for a tennis match. You show up in a mini skirt, looking amazing—he’ll be so distracted he won't even be able to hit the ball! Once you see he's already hooked, take him back to the showers. Then, just "accidentally" slip into his stall to help him rub some lotion on his back. Trust me, he'll figure out exactly what to do from there!👍

He's not playing any tennis, and neither am I. Not even in the locker room! What a creep.

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Chloe Cooper10 said:My sweetheart just popped some garlic to go with the roast pork and is waiting for me. Any chance we’re changing plans? ☕

No problem! 😁

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Terry Wilson5 said:https://vocaroo.com/7w3PmIz9gWq

Not bad at all! I could listen to you all day. Sing something else for me tomorrow!

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