Found a scorpion in my house!

I definitely didn't see that coming from you...

Why? It’s about survival...

Michelle Bennett14 said:Why? It’s all about survival...

For real. Barely keeping my head above water here. 🤦

Look... I can't even fall asleep if there's a mosquito buzzing somewhere until I kill it, let alone if a scorpion is just wandering around me or crawling all over me. But since I was absolutely exhausted and just wanted to crash, I didn't really have a choice 🤷

Poor thing. I don't even kill them—I just kick them out of the house.

If I recall correctly, there was that scene in the movie *Good Will Hunting* where the cleaning lady used to put lavender on the windows. The idea was that the scent acts as a natural deterrent against pests. Does anyone actually know if there's any truth to that, or am I just misremembering the plot?

I'm not sure about wasps, but lavender would be great for giving my cat a little treat on her butt since it's so effective at taking out those tiny little pests. 🙂

uh... I guess it's because of Scorpion ☕

I once killed a spider 😳 by kicking it with a kitchen chair. 😳 Honestly, it wouldn't have been a big deal if the thing was on the floor, but it was on the ceiling. 😳 I think Scorpion would’ve just gone to town on a scorpion with a shovel, hitting it until there wasn't even a trace left of what it used to be. 🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:I once killed a spider 😳 with the leg of a kitchen chair. 😳 Fine, that wouldn't be a big deal if the thing was on the floor, but it was on the ceiling. 😳 Honestly, if it were a scorpion, I’d probably just bash it with a shovel until there wasn't even a trace left of what it used to be. 🙂

😂 Yeah, 🙂 and that's just how women are.

Michelle Bennett14 said:uhhh... so you're saying it's all because of Scorpio? ☕

Lol, my parents hooked up on Valentine's Day, so I guess that makes me a Scorpio.

shadowjackal82 said:Well, my parents hooked up on Valentine's Day, so I guess that makes me a Scorpio.

Good grief, now he wants me to do the math 🤦

Nice try. You aren't a Scorpio ☕ Just admit it and maybe you'll gain some points...

Hey Michelle Bennett14, if you take 2 and add 9, how much is 🙂
?

hiddenmarlin14 said:hey, what's 2 plus 9? 🙂

Even you, sister Brutus... 😢
they let me off the hook back in school for different reasons... mostly because I was actually a good kid. 🕺

I actually stopped taking math classes about two years before I graduated high school 🥳 so, it's honestly kind of weird to me that shadowjackal82 can calculate all that. I always assumed things like pregnancy and menstrual cycles were stuff only women understood 🤔

Hey there! 🙂

I might have to walk back what I said, but I’ve always been a believer that your zodiac sign at birth shapes who you are—total Scorpio vibes.

#sheldonwisdom

...suddenly, looking at this lavender in my hand, everything just feels different 😲

Look, I actually went to a high-pressure prep school for math 🤣

Michelle Bennett14 said:True, but I actually went to a high-tech prep school specialized in math. 🤣

There are more of us out there! 🙂 😁

shadowjackal82 said:There’s still more of us out there. 🙂 😁

but you're all into that whole astrology stuff 😁, calendars, star signs, whatever...