Who is the absolute number 1?

Rebecca Campbell34 said:It feels like everyone else didn't take this poll even halfway as seriously as they should have 🤷 😁

I'm honestly a little worried that you might be right about that...🙄

Hash seems more grounded and level-headed—David was always pretty high-strung, honestly, probably had his head in the clouds too much😁
I ended up picking Hash in the poll.

Fine, now you're all just being nasty about a man who isn't even here 😳
. If you didn't even like David, then voting for Hash makes perfect sense... 🥳

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that David was being a complete idiot, but let's not dwell on those who've passed away 😳 🤣

well, I suppose I should explain my choice regarding 🐔

Drew Ross2 said:so I really need to clarify why I picked 🐔

But everything is totally fine 🤣

I went after David because, look, this is supposed to be a tolerant space where people from all walks of life—including minorities—are meant to feel welcome and respected. But let’s be real, last week, David wasn't exactly part of a minority group. So how is that even fair? It's like... I don't know, it's like someone who absolutely hates seafood but insists on ordering freshwater fish instead. Just, ugh, please.

briskbison55 said:I took a shot at David because this is supposed to be a tolerant space where everyone, including minorities, needs to feel welcome. But let's be real, David isn't a minority. He's just a stubborn mule who hates saltwater fish and prefers freshwater... please, get over it!

🤣 What an idiot 🤣

wanderingcanyon61 said:🤣 what an idiot 🤣

hey now, shush, let's try to be a little more tolerant

briskbison55 said:Hey, chill out, don't be so intolerant!

Look, I am plenty tolerant...😳 It’s honestly such a shame the Pride Parade got canceled because of the pandemic; otherwise, I would have been right at the front of the line just to show everyone how inclusive I can be! 😳

briskbison55 said:Do you really think David and his CEO aren't still right here among us? 😁

I haven't seen the CEO in quite a while. It’s been since sometime back in 2019. I remember playing around in her DMs back then, pretending I was head over heels for her and wanted to woo her.

Right. He played 🤣
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I cast my vote for Darian because he claimed that Tesla was actually Mexican 😁

Brian Howard2 said:I voted for Darian because he claimed Tesla was Mexican 😁

and honestly, I think he’s totally right if you just look at the whole picture. I mean, the guy has said just about everything under the sun and made all sorts of promises, but then he spent the last 20 years living like a total hermit just feeding pigeons in the park—so yeah, definitely Mexican, I guess.

Brian Howard2 said:I cast my vote for Darian simply because he claimed Tesla was Mexican...😁

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briskbison55 said:And they are absolutely spot on if you actually take a look at his entire body of work, since the man has said and promised just about everything under the sun, yet he spent the last twenty years living like a total lunatic feeding pigeons in the park—definitely Mexican...

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Well, things have tightened up—4:3—it's probably about time I activate my clones 😁

briskbison55 said:And honestly, they’re spot on when you look at the whole body of work. I mean, this guy has said just about everything under the sun and made every promise imaginable, yet he's spent the last twenty years living like a total hermit just feeding pigeons in the park... definitely an American at heart.

Well, at least you can admit it; now you have one less thing to obsess over.👍

I don't know a single one of you people. Seriously. Whoever chips in $6.75 for 3 beers gets my vote🥳

David is way more spicy ☕

Asparagus is superior to everything else; I suppose David and Hash don't have anything on asparagus.