Song Requests

Drew Ross2 😁
She hit the nail right on the head
She absolutely struck gold 🤣

It would be even better if she shared some photos
This whole situation is a massive opportunity 😬

Old dog
Or maybe just a burnout
Follow me for a decade
Who’s actually playing which part?

It’s not like I’m stealing anyone else's lines
I've got my own rhythm
Just wondering if the old dog beats the burnout first

Down a dark alleyway
A little air, a little pressure
The crowd looks sharp
Real classy stuff.

It all goes down
The shadows hide everything
While the noise gives it away...

A smooth operation
Quite pleasant, really...
There’s a scent in the air
They’ve all agreed on the scheme 😁

🤣
hiddenmarlin14 is a genius.
Vote hiddenmarlin14 for President! 👋

Not feeling it
Not feeling it?
Not really

No, what’s the point
What isn't
If it isn't

Hey, Clone! Hey, Clone!
What are you ashamed of? Why the fear?
What’s the hold-up? What kind of weight are you carrying?
The song is called "Clone." 🍿

Holiday Blues

I’ve gone up five whole pounds...
The drinking was simply excessive...
And the cookies, well, I couldn't stop eating them...
My entire silhouette has changed...

On this freezing winter night...
My back is absolutely killing me...
It turns out lifting kettlebells was a mistake...
And now my joints are making all sorts of clicking noises...

Summer hits. It’s brutal, like it's punching right at the edge of human misery.
I'm just a guy. Sitting on a bright yellow bench, the color of a USPS mail truck.
The anticipation is heavy. Knees shaking. Palms sweating.
Then this massive sphere approaches. The sun just vanishes.
Cold. Happy. Love.
The song goes by: Meeting with the Sorceress.

Why are you even asking?
Figure it out yourself.
Follow the road signs.
Just hit the highway and go.

Get out there and see.
You’ll get it when you see it.
Realize things through experience.
The drive matters more than the destination.

Oh, my poor, misguided country,
where on earth are you all headed?
No matter who takes the reins,
it’s nothing but a complete joke now.

😢

Cookies, cookies everywhere
Don't hold back, don't resist 😁
They’re supposed to be sweet
No sense in hiding them 😁

A massive spread
It’s an absolute calorie bomb
But a cookie or two here and there
That’s just the price of the holidays 😁

Fool
Moron
Coward
Liar

That’s us
We aren't looking for more
Just wallowing in our own misery
And paying a tenth of what it costs just to show up

hiddenmarlin14 said:here is another little rhyme—though, I suppose, we are still stuck on the same old tune about the American anthem 😳

Zoran picks out his tie today,
To please all Americans in every way.
He gives his speech, all red in the face,
While the President stares at the disgrace.
On Sunday, we really ought to decide,
Whose house to visit and where to reside,
Which President to shout at, loud and clear,
"Things have never been worse than they are here!"

Zoki is the man,
And he certainly has my respect. ☕

Larry Perez69 said:Zoki is the man

So you have my respect☕

I don't root for anyone
The ballot box won't move my feet
My hand won't cast a vote
To pick a President

I am just who I am
I've never made a choice
Whether I ever will, or if it matters
If it brings me any luck
I don't know today
Sometimes I dream
Maybe one day I'll come back to it
But for now, that day is far off
Like dreaming about someone new

But you go ahead and choose,
Don't hesitate
Maybe your choice will be a good one
Maybe it'll bring some hope at least
Let a new dawn finally break
Let hope rise up once again

😉

Parasite
Pest
Entitled
Snob

Get a clue
Total joke
Shut up
And think about your choices

Napy, you're killing it 🙏

And then there's Grace Sanders24 with those "dedications" of hers 🤣

The elections are over
The results are finally in
Who came out on top
And who lost everything? 🍿

Who’s going to embarrass us
And who will act as their puppets
We are truly left with nothing
While they simply look out for themselves 😬

Queen of the White Plague
Owner of all our misery
A slap to the motherland
Wretch of the cross

The little beast is dead
The widow gave a sneeze
The praying mantis stands alone
And she won't be sucking our blood anymore

Despair! I’m tearing open every single shelf of my soul!
I’m digging. Scouring. Ransacking them all!
Nothing. Just emptiness. Some cold-hearted people snatched it away!
The ache is spreading. This hollow sadness!
Pure despair!
The song is called "Bread"🍿

Pure spirit
Our Josuha
Just needs to watch his back
Against stupidity and reckless winds 🧐