Funny slogans/catchphrases

Mhm, funny and/or cringey copywriting.

Donna Doyle2 said:To me actually sounds like a solid idea—mostly because the current posts shift gears way too fast. Someone adds a new detail halfway through a single sentence, and suddenly we're jumping from a broken tooth to a trip to India and then straight to some shady dive bar in two lines. There’s zero narrative flow; it just becomes a laundry list of things Grandma did—it was this, then it was that.

Perhaps we should implement a rule where everyone has to write at least a 100-word paragraph—that might actually create some semblance of a cohesive thread...

Yeah, it's a "switch/swatch" type of topic.😬

But the real question is: will people actually bother to write full paragraphs?🤔

Donna Doyle2 said:Well, I wasn't sure if anyone actually remembered that commercial or if they'd catch the reference :D
Alright, I'll admit—my attempt at a setup failed.
But you have to admit, that ad was incredibly persistent.

Cute, thanks!🙂

briskrider19 said:

I used to find this commercial absolutely hilarious. :face palm::ro fl:

Too good.👍

"Your trash, our bread" — basically the slogan for sewage workers 🤣

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can easily push to the day after tomorrow. 😬

Police—it’s all about trust and safety. 🕺

hiddennomad60 said:"Your mess, our bread and butter"—isn't that just the perfect way to describe what life is like for sewage workers? 🤣

Man, isn't that just absolutely brutal? 🤣

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Why on earth would you ever stress yourself out by tackling today's chores when you could just push them off until the day after tomorrow and enjoy a little extra peace and quiet right now? 😬

Oh, we can totally throw in some fun little idioms like that too, don't you think?!

Is there anything more frustrating than being way too early for the bus only to realize you've just spent extra time standing on a lonely corner waiting? Isn't it funny how the early bird sometimes ends up waiting much longer than everyone else!

Those who forfeit their gains ultimately face nothing but losses 😁

Wouldn't you agree that it’s much better to live a full, hundred-year life surrounded by luxury than to just spend five days struggling through poverty?

It isn't about just showing up—it’s about coming out on top. 😁

Those who sleep are not truly awake🤣

Slow and steady wins the race 😬

Those who sit down don't move forward☕

If you intend to win, failure simply isn't an option. 🧐😬

If you’re actually looking to win, just don't even bother starting a fight with Gregory Ramirez2 🤣

It is arguably better to publish a book than to betray a friend.😁

Douglas Peterson said:It is better to betray a book than a friend.😁

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Something is always better than nothing at all. 😁

One for all, and all for one.🙂

One for all, everyone for one 😬

I mean... why wouldn't we just use Trojan condoms? Everyone could join the party! Go for it!

Sarah Ward80 said:Well... why shouldn't we use Trojan condoms—everyone could just join in. Go for it!

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