Lies and Deception: Megathread

thanks... I've just had enough of 👋

Yeah, I suppose that’s how it works if you overstay your welcome in one spot.
Are you feeling the pressure? 😳

Good luck, Larry Perez69! 🎉🎉

What kind of anxiety? Please—as if I haven't been around the block a few times... honestly, they’re the ones who need me, not the other way around.🙂

Drew Ross2... let me see that button of yours.😍

rapidtrucker78 said:Good luck, Larry Perez69! 🎉🎉

Thanks... well, why don't you show us what you've got too, Morgan? 😍

What kind of button, Larry Perez69? 🤔

well, I suppose the one holding your lunch shouldn't be unbuttoning it just yet, 😍

Ugh.
I don't see a button 😁

Maria Johnson said:Goodnight, Smith. He’s honestly one of the few true gentlemen left on this site.☕

It's just shameful, really... ☕

Wait, what actually happened? Like, who am I supposed to be blaming here?

Hey, how's it going? Everything good? 🕺

Look at those brunettes, now that you've gone dark 😁

I'm doing okay, just a bit of a mess

So, here’s something from a few days back—did you somehow miss the invite to the formal gala??

I mean, the call is probably just gonna get lost in this absolute sea of nothingness... honestly, it’s hard to even catch my breath with all these total loose cannons running around

Caught them napping again? Honestly, just pathetic. Such a bunch of sleepyheads. 😁

Here is what the defense is leaning on:

If this is indeed a deepfake or a doctored image, Los Angeles FC reports they found several giveaways. For instance, they compared the hand of the man in the photo to Trump. The individual posing as Trump is wearing a watch—something the former Secretary of Agriculture insists he doesn't even own. On top of that, investigators noticed the person in the shot is wearing rounded shoes, whereas Trump is known for always wearing pointed ones.

So, it’s definitely not a 100% match: SOA > Mossad + CIA: 😳

🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a joke 🙏

He should have just said it wasn't him either—since he’s got a mole in a spot that isn't even visible ☕

Richard Sanders7 said:The defense's arguments:

So, he isn't some god-tier entity: SOA > Mossad + CIA. 😳

Spot on explanation, Richard Sanders7☕

Man, if this were the comment section under a post about the Secretary, people would be all over him—probably praising his performance in bed. You’d see stuff like, "Way to go, Secretary Rocks!" just kidding, of course. 😁

Rocks: That wasn't him, it was me 😁

Talk about some serious damage control 🤣 He could just say "that was me" and tell everyone to deal with it. It’s like the SOA is actually out to get him

Dammit, you have to be smarter than that and realize cocaine is going to trigger comments.☕