Lies and Deception: Megathread

Just polished off a massive slice of cheesecake, and now I’m left wondering why I even bothered.

Why? Don't tell me you're actually on some kind of diet? 😲

Unbelievable.😲
The portion was massive, and I’ve got a real dinner coming up soon. I'm worried I just wasted my appetite on this.🕺

Cherry blossoms are blooming
I've got you on my mind
When are you getting here?

🙂

😁

Louise, any plans for how you're spending this romantic day?

Just like yesterday😁—for me, every single day feels romantic😁

What's your problem?

Same here. If I’m actually feeling the mood, maybe I’ll light a candle during dinner.☕

Terry Reed13 said:Agreed. If I'm actually feeling the mood, maybe I'll light a candle during dinner.☕

Alone? 😳

Terry Reed13 said:Same here. If I’m actually in the mood—which doesn't happen often enough—I might just light a candle during dinner.☕

Doesn't sound half bad. 👋 I suppose I’d just settle for a massage—if there was no sex on the table. 😳

Drew Ross2 said:Not a bad plan. 👋 Personally, I’d take a massage if sex was off the table. 😳

Doesn't sound bad. I’d probably go for both—just in case one of them falls through. 😳

Chloe Cooper10 said:Me? 😳

Maybe. I'm not entirely sure yet.☕

Chloe Cooper10 said:Honestly, it doesn't sound bad—I'd probably just grab both to be safe, you know? Just in case one of them lets me down. 😳

🤣

Terry Reed13 said:Maybe. I haven't quite decided yet.☕

Sounds like someone who's just lucky enough not to know the truth yet. 😳

ironranger67 said:🤣

🙂

Chloe Cooper10 said:It doesn't sound like a bad plan—I’d probably grab both, just in case one fails me. 😳

🤣
That's just how Mia rolls 👋

Chloe Cooper10 said:She’s probably just lucky because she doesn't realize 😳
yet.
🙂

It's more on my end than hers.☕

Terry Reed13 said:It’s more on me than her—I guess.☕

Why are you even pushing back? It’s not like she’s actually going to bite you. 😁

Drew Ross2 said:Why are you putting up such a fight? It’s not like she’s actually going to bite you. 😁

It’s not that I’m resisting. I just haven't decided if I actually want it.🤔

Take a guess which one of these two photos is Photoshopped...🙂

Brian Howard2 said:



Guess which one of these two photos is Photoshopped..🙂

Clearly, they both are.
The top photo can't be a real woman, and I find it hard to believe the bottom one is actually natural beauty either.☕