What shocked you guys the most...

We’re basically getting hit by little life shocks every single day that shave years off our lifespan.

So, I happened to notice today that one of the most consistently polite members over at Deloitte (you know, the one who constantly posts those photos of hot dogs and sausages)—well, he just pinned a thread. Honestly, his obsession with cheap hot dogs gave me zero warning for what was coming—maybe I should've taken it as a sign...
Only time will tell how much this shock actually shortens my life.

Hey there! 🙂

Topic: Edible green tomatoes 😲

Honestly—nothing can shock me anymore!

Well, it was already being set up 😁
How did you miss 😳

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Richard Sanders7 said:Ouch. 🙂

OT: Edible green tomatoes 😲

Thanks for the backup, Richard Sanders7.

rustymarlin16 said:Nothing can shock me anymore.

I'm still capable of being surprised—and shocked.

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Well, he was already putting it in 😁
How did you miss that? 😳

Pinpeki was never—and will never be—something I care enough about to obsessively follow a thread like some fanatic.

And: looks like Venus Veritas is just as shocked as everyone else.

It’s honestly shocking to me that you're getting worked up over something so trivial.😲
What exactly is your problem with him?

I have to admit, I’m actually pretty shocked by how many people I run into regularly on this forum who just post naked photos in these threads.

Terry Reed13 said:It’s honestly hilarious that you're acting shocked by some guy's junk.😲
What exactly is the problem here?

It wasn't the junk that caught me off guard—it was the fact that I never expected *that* specific person to flash anything at all. Honestly, it'd be a bigger shock if you flashed yours.

Michael Palmer3 said:I've never really cared about guys like that, so I definitely wasn't following this topic closely.

Looks like Venus Veritas is just as shocked as you are.

You seemed pretty on top of things today! 🙂

We should totally send her a link to this thread. 😁

Terry Reed13 said:It honestly shocks me that *that* guy is what got you so worked up.😲
What's his problem?

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This feminist article is basically just a guide on how to be a gold digger ☕

Is this really something we should be encouraging? ☕

Richard Sanders7 said:Is that really something we should be encouraging? ☕

Honestly, I'm just shocked ☕

Go ahead, man... try to "settle down" with a woman who's been through twenty-five different guys already... ☕ 🤣

Henry Hayes3 said:I'm honestly pretty shocked either way, ☕

just imagine trying to settle down with someone who’s already been through twenty-five different relationships ☕ 🤣

Personally, I feel like the total mileage matters more than how many people have been behind the wheel. I don't know, though. What's your personal limit? ☕

Richard Sanders7 said:I think mileage matters more than how many people you've slept with. Who knows. What's your limit? ☕

I don't have a limit, damn... ☕ 🤣

I don't have one because I'd never get married or live with anyone—the whole idea is just cringe to me, and honestly, long-term stuff or marriage isn't my thing. But these articles always shock me because they target normal guys—of which there are plenty—who actually want to settle down or marry someone like Jesse Howard43☕

It's just too much—way too much 🙂
And honestly, I have no idea how she even had enough milk if she was only nursing once a month 😳

Oh, just try and guess, 🙂
Enchanted keeps making fun of me, siding with some random internet troll, and now I’ve lost my peace of mind entirely—I don't even have a quiet place to sit and wait for my friend to get home anymore, 🙂

I find myself quite prepared to turn a blind eye to any perceived injustice, provided, of course, that everything is handled with the proper decorum and respect, 😬
while those who resort to superficial pretenses are simply dismissed with total indifference from beginning to end, 🙂

Looks like Handmaid's Tale is becoming our reality—welcome to America.