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Started by Richard Sanders7 · · π 8 views · 114 replies
#43 ·
If you're going to go compliment my shoes over on the photo thread, then maybe you can give it another shot here β
#45 ·
π€£ Honestly, since theyβre older models, we really ought to be giving them more credit. They serve as the ultimate proof of quality π₯³
#46 ·
Title: If you struggle with these five bad habits, you might actually be highly intelligent π€¦
#52 ·
Sophia Young11 said:π€¦
https://www.google.com/amp/s/miss7.2...-chicago-24505 π€¦
If a swan had messed with my husband two years ago, she wouldβve snapped his neck, dragged him home, and turned him into a roast dinner. β Swans aren't nearly as innocent as people think; who knows, maybe they were just defending their territory from a stray dog. β
#53 ·
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/15/us/politics/biden-israel-gaza-policy-shift.html π€¦It appears we are witnessing yet another predictable pivot in Washingtonβ
#54 ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:If that swan had even breathed in my dog's direction two years ago, I wouldβve snapped its neck, hauled it home, and turned it into dinner. β Swans aren't as innocent as they look. Honestly, who knows? Maybe they just went after her because she was being a pest. β
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Rachel Palmer56 said:π€£π€£π€£π
I wasn't laughing at all back then.π€· Ero tossed a piece of wood into the water, and about 50 yards off to our left, there was this swan with her cygnets. He didn't even throw it toward them, and the babies weren't even close to being a threat. Then, out of nowhere, a massive swan takes off from the opposite bankβmaybe 200 yards awayβand dives straight at the wood. Luckily, Buddy swims fast; he snagged that piece of wood and made it to the shore in a flash. Ero actually jumped into the water to scare the bird off, and this idiot Buddy tries to "protect" him. I had to grab Buddy by his collar to pull him back, while Ero finally managed to scare the swan off by waving his arms around. π³Fine, we survived that, but there were so many people around that some self-righteous guy decided to lecture us loudly in front of everyone. π€¦
Besides, if Buddy had been in deep water when that swan caught him, there would have been no saving him. A dog like that doesn't stand a chance. Those birds just beat their wings against the animal until it drowns. β
#56 ·
Look, I get all that, but I don't think swans are actually on the menuβTheyβre definitely going to be tough to chew, plus they're protected by federal law anywayβ
#57 ·
Rachel Palmer56 said:Look, thatβs all well and good, but I don't think swans are exactly on the menu.βTheyβre probably untouchable, and honestly, the law is rigged to make sure they stay that way. β
I'd probably just cook him for a yellow card. π I could probably find enough food to last me a solid week. π
#58 ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:Iβd probably cook that up for the yellow fever. π I bet I could easily find enough to eat for a solid week. π
πI'm down to grab some food. ππ€£