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Participants Richard Sanders7hiddenmarlin14Daniel Gomez10Ethan Bailey18Patrick Thomas29Robert Castillo3Morgan Kim3rapidtrucker78Jacob Brown11bluebadger112Nathan Hall8wanderingheron9dustypilot11Alex CarterAustin Hughes2Kimberly Jackson8Brian Howard2Rachel Richardsoncosmicotter9
Richard Sanders7 Richard Sanders7 MemberOP
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#41 ·
I think you might have missed the point again here 🀦 Just run away from the topic πŸ™‚
Patrick Thomas29 Patrick Thomas29 Member
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#42 ·
nepemπŸ™‚πŸ€¦
Richard Sanders7 Richard Sanders7 MemberOP
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#43 ·
If you're going to go compliment my shoes over on the photo thread, then maybe you can give it another shot here β˜•
Patrick Thomas29 Patrick Thomas29 Member
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#44 ·
Man, these old kicks are actually fire🀦I just scored them🀦🀣
Richard Sanders7 Richard Sanders7 MemberOP
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#45 ·
🀣 Honestly, since they’re older models, we really ought to be giving them more credit. They serve as the ultimate proof of quality πŸ₯³
Richard Sanders7 Richard Sanders7 MemberOP
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#46 ·
Title: If you struggle with these five bad habits, you might actually be highly intelligent 🀦
Richard Sanders7 Richard Sanders7 MemberOP
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#47 ·
Another article worth remembering
Patrick Thomas29 Patrick Thomas29 Member
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#48 ·
Just🀦
Jacob Brown11 Jacob Brown11 Newcomer
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#49 ·
🀦 🀦 🀦
bluebadger112 bluebadger112 Active Member
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#50 ·
🀦
Nathan Hall8 Nathan Hall8 Newcomer
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#51 ·
🀦
https://www.google.com/amp/s/miss7.2...-chicago-24505 🀦
hiddenmarlin14 hiddenmarlin14 Active Member
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#52 ·
Sophia Young11 said:🀦
https://www.google.com/amp/s/miss7.2...-chicago-24505 🀦

If a swan had messed with my husband two years ago, she would’ve snapped his neck, dragged him home, and turned him into a roast dinner. β˜• Swans aren't nearly as innocent as people think; who knows, maybe they were just defending their territory from a stray dog. β˜•
Jacob Brown11 Jacob Brown11 Newcomer
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#53 ·
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/15/us/politics/biden-israel-gaza-policy-shift.html 🀦It appears we are witnessing yet another predictable pivot in Washingtonβ€”
Patrick Thomas29 Patrick Thomas29 Member
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#54 ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:If that swan had even breathed in my dog's direction two years ago, I would’ve snapped its neck, hauled it home, and turned it into dinner. β˜• Swans aren't as innocent as they look. Honestly, who knows? Maybe they just went after her because she was being a pest. β˜•

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hiddenmarlin14 hiddenmarlin14 Active Member
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#55 ·
Rachel Palmer56 said:πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ”

I wasn't laughing at all back then.🀷 Ero tossed a piece of wood into the water, and about 50 yards off to our left, there was this swan with her cygnets. He didn't even throw it toward them, and the babies weren't even close to being a threat. Then, out of nowhere, a massive swan takes off from the opposite bankβ€”maybe 200 yards awayβ€”and dives straight at the wood. Luckily, Buddy swims fast; he snagged that piece of wood and made it to the shore in a flash. Ero actually jumped into the water to scare the bird off, and this idiot Buddy tries to "protect" him. I had to grab Buddy by his collar to pull him back, while Ero finally managed to scare the swan off by waving his arms around. 😳Fine, we survived that, but there were so many people around that some self-righteous guy decided to lecture us loudly in front of everyone. 🀦

Besides, if Buddy had been in deep water when that swan caught him, there would have been no saving him. A dog like that doesn't stand a chance. Those birds just beat their wings against the animal until it drowns. β˜•
Patrick Thomas29 Patrick Thomas29 Member
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#56 ·
Look, I get all that, but I don't think swans are actually on the menuβ˜•They’re definitely going to be tough to chew, plus they're protected by federal law anywayβ˜•
hiddenmarlin14 hiddenmarlin14 Active Member
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#57 ·
Rachel Palmer56 said:Look, that’s all well and good, but I don't think swans are exactly on the menu.β˜•They’re probably untouchable, and honestly, the law is rigged to make sure they stay that way. β˜•

I'd probably just cook him for a yellow card. πŸ” I could probably find enough food to last me a solid week. πŸ”
Patrick Thomas29 Patrick Thomas29 Member
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#58 ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:I’d probably cook that up for the yellow fever. πŸ” I bet I could easily find enough to eat for a solid week. πŸ”

πŸ”I'm down to grab some food. πŸ”πŸ€£
Daniel Gomez10 Daniel Gomez10 Active Member
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#59 ·
🀣

Poor guy 😒
bluebadger112 bluebadger112 Active Member
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#60 ·
It’d be pretty funny if a swan just ate him upβ€”honestly.

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