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Zachary Bennett said:Are you trying to pick a fight? I didn't realize you were such a tough guy!☕

https://tenor.com/0sr5.gif 😒

So here's a little look at what we were actually drinking back in the day at our local pub🤣>

Winter, who on earth got you so worked up? 😁

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:https://tenor.com/0sr5.gif 😒

Man, I'd honestly love that☕

Rachel Palmer56 said:In case anyone's wondering what we used to drink at our local pub🤣

That was back in the day when we actually hit the bars... now we're just old folks☕

Zachary Bennett said:Man, that sounds like a blast to me.☕

I'm with you on that one.😳

Hey Dis, what's up? How's everything going?☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I'm pretty much on the same page here 😳

Hey Dis, where you been? What's the word? ☕

Nothing much, just grab a whip and call me over ☕

Nowhere special. My world is basically just bed, couch, bed. I've been living in total isolation for a year now ☕

So, what's going on with you? (Some guy on a forum taught me that it’s actually polite to ask stuff like that 😳)

Zachary Bennett said:Just grab a whip and you're set!☕

Haha, my world is basically just moving between the bed and the couch. I've been stuck in total isolation for over a year now.☕

What's your secret? (A regular on this forum taught me it's actually polite to ask stuff like that! 😳)

That's definitely the internet🤣

Why have you been isolated for so long?
And why haven't you dropped by here lately? ☕

Oh, don't even get me started... ☕ life's actually been better this way. ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:It was definitely Web 🤣

Why have you been MIA for so long?
And why haven't you dropped by here lately? ☕

Man, don't even ask... ☕ life's just great, clearly ☕

Well, besides Web, it was actually him who broke it down for me while we were grabbing beers. He had about a hundred questions lined up and I didn't have a single one—classic me.

As for being isolated, honestly, I'm just going through it right now. Nothing smarter to do than rot at home.

"Life's great"—you know, the classic American response when everything is actually falling apart. ☕

Zachary Bennett said:Well, Web was the one who broke it down for me while we were grabbing beers. He had about a hundred questions lined up, and I didn't have a single one—classic me.

I'm staying isolated because things are pretty rough right now. I don't have anything better to do than just lounge around the house.

"Never better"—it’s that classic American response when everything is actually going great. ☕

Hey, still better than having everything go south, right? ☕
Why are things so rough? ☕

Saying "never better" over coffee is some heavy sarcasm right there. ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Well, hey, still better than having a stick up your ass ☕
Why the hell are you in such a mood? ☕

The "never been better" coffee comment was pure, unadulterated sarcasm ☕

Look, I don't really have a life. My mental and physical health? Questionable at best. I’m basically non-functional right now, just lying around doing nothing.

If you want the full medical breakdown, we’re gonna be here for days—I could probably write a whole book about it.☕

I want ☕ 🤣

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I'm down. ☕ 🤣

Wait, are you actually a doctor? Or just acting like one?😲

Do I have to take this public, or can I just tell you privately so you don't go around gossiping about me?😉

Sure ☕

Do whatever you want, but if you're just looking to me, I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of lecturing you ☕ 🤣

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Yeah, I ☕

Look, do whatever you want, but if you're just looking to gossip about me, I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of being your little target. ☕ 🤣

If you're some big-shot doctor or whatever, maybe you can explain why I'm even worth your time.🤣

I mean, go ahead and gossip. You might as well leak everything to the New York Times right now since I don't see who else would actually care. My life is pretty much a snooze fest anyway.

So, where do we even start? What's on your mind, Dr. Kimberly Rodriguez51?🍿

Snap a pic of your vacation letter 🤣

I want to hear everything, all ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Snap a pic of that resignation letter🤣

I wanna know everything, seriously, all ☕

Look, I don't have a resignation letter, and nobody's even offering to drive me to the doctor😢

I could probably condense it down to a few pages for you. But honestly? It’s gonna be a total snooze fest, there’s just nothing juicy in there🥱

I mean, what's the point of all this writing about myself anyway?🍿

I'll get you some vitamins and you'll be feeling much better ☕

Get lost, buddy ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I'll hook you up with some pills and your health will be great ☕

Get real, lady. ☕

If they're free, then fine—maybe I’ll finally join the ranks of the junkies. 👋

Though, honestly, a cold beer works just as well as medicine sometimes. ☕

Anyway, I gotta write this out bit by bit, it's gonna be a whole project. That's why I was asking how to structure this thing and what kind of info you actually need.

Zachary Bennett said:They’re free, so maybe I'll finally join the addict club.👋

Not that a cold beer doesn't work like medicine sometimes.☕

I've got to write this out bit by bit, it's quite a project. That's why I was asking how to structure it and what you need to know.

The government honors ☕
But beer isn't exactly free. ☕

I never tell an artist how to shape their work; I don't want to meddle in the creative process.😳

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:The government's got honor, ☕
But hey, beer isn't free, ☕

I never tell an artist how to shape their work—I don't want to mess with the creative process at all 😳

Look, the state isn't even that bad; they should just add beer to the list of prescription meds and call it a day 😳

Man, I'll scribble something down and then we can hash it out over ☕PM. Unless you're actually a doctor... who knows, right?