Left vs. Right: Politics.

Sooo... I’ve been talking about getting banned for a while now. But clearly, nobody’s taking me seriously. And honestly? I have zero interest in posting mindless garbage on this site. So, I’ve got a little proposal for you guys instead.

I’ll shoot you a DM with a list of all my burner accounts and alt identities. You can hit the kill switch on all of them—give me a lifetime ban, I don't care. You can even nuked my access to all the active threads and subreddits. But, there’s one tiny catch. My one condition is that I get to run an ad for my side hustle in a couple of specific threads related to that niche—you know, the ones where everyone else follows the rules and promotes their stuff...

Basically: I vanish completely, and in exchange, I get to post in those 2 or 3 specific threads.

And look, if I break our deal—even just once with a single wrong post anywhere else on the site—then you can ban me for good, everywhere, no questions asked.

So... is that a deal?

Let me know who I need to talk to if this sounds like something you'd be down for.

been wanting a ban for a while now

So what are you even doing on Reddit then—got nothing better to do? They can figure out your accounts pretty easily without you having to tell them.

Jack Smith4 said:My deal is pretty simple: I should be allowed to post ads for my hobby in specific threads dedicated to that topic, as long as everyone else follows the rules when they promote stuff too.

It’s like being in a dictatorship—on this version of Reddit, the platform dictates the terms to you, rather than it being a two-way street. 😁

Daniel Ward87 said:It’s like some broken version of Reddit where the site dictates the rules to you instead of the other way around. 😁

No, I’m being dead serious here. I’m just the kind of guy who won't shut up until they finally slap me with a warning. And honestly, there’s zero point in posting if I’m just going to get under everyone's skin anyway. So...

Hey there, how's it going?