Long time no see! Would love to catch up, Dave – Navratio, just now :D

Someone went and kidnapped our resident fashion icon😢
Bring Dima back already, I'll pay the ransom☕🙂>

I mean—what on earth could you possibly be trying to do there, Rachel Palmer56? 🙂

So yeah, it’d be about time they paid us a visit once in a while, you know? 🙂
I mean, obviously, we're doing everything right here. ☕

I suppose you would prefer if this thread about political debating were simply shut down 🙂

😕Nah, where'd you get that from? We’re basically nothing without mods anyway 😢and how do you even know? What if someone actually kidnapped him? ☕

Or maybe someone just doesn't have the patience to deal with us

Hey 😢you totally bailed on us 🙂

🤣Rachel Palmer56, you are absolute legend!🙏
Is this for real?!🕺

Why the panic? Dima’s still active. The word is he’s the only moderator currently offline, so he isn't posting much here—probably because he actually has a life outside this place. ☕ Maybe he just failed basic math and feels awkward about being banned for a rounding error, or maybe he's just too snobby to grab a slice at Pizza Hut or hit up a local dive bar. 🙂 He won't be showing up to the party either, since his dentist botched his filling. He was raised better than to make a scene, so we likely won't be seeing him anytime soon. 🕺

What if he was actually kidnapped? Then he'd be forced to stay active and post stuff here and there just to show he's still around.🕺
I'm telling you, if he had even made one move toward us, he's definitely been taken.🙂

Rachel Palmer56 said:What if he was actually kidnapped? Then he’d be forced to stay active and keep posting everywhere just to prove he's still alive.🕺
If he had even breathed in our direction once, I'd bet my life he was snatched.🙂

And yet, there he is, constantly posting away.

And then I don't know, he just totally ghosted us🙂
Everyone else has their own style, but we lost ours😢

I don't even know him particularly well, to be honest; I feel like I've encountered his name more frequently on various other PDFs than I ever have within our own circles. 🕺

We’ve got a massive blowout happening here tomorrow:vambambam:

I think I might just compose a little poem for him 🙂

Alright, let's get this show on the road🙂

Dear Dima,
is everything going alright on your end? 🙂

The AC at the office finally gave out on us,
and now we’re sitting here shivering in these strange, drafty winds, feeling a bit hollowed out without the usual warmth. 🙂

Where have you disappeared to?
I truly hope you aren't dealing with any unexpected setbacks or trouble. 😉

Do be a dear and reach out to us when you can,
because once you’re back, we really ought to throw a proper party to celebrate. 🙂

🙂 grab some drinks and get buzzed 🧐

If they don't show up now, then I suppose we can finally conclude that there is absolutely no affection left for us. 🕺

LOL

Maybe he suffered a concussion, because now he can only process smoke signals? 😁