Long time no see! Would love to catch up, Dave – Navratio, just now :D

Duca showed up 👋

Honestly, what worries me more is 🙂

Duco 🙂 😘 🙂

🥳Why stress about it? It always comes back around anyway.🥳
to everyone🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:Duco showed up 👋

What stresses me out more than that is 🙂

So why are you playing games? 🙂
We wrote the lyrics, now you just need to polish them. Come on, what are we waiting for? 🥳

I really need a safe haven
to weather all this forum drama and heat
Because once my nerves and my patience finally snap
instead of hunting down everyone responsible
I'll just retreat here to Mr.
's place-- honestly, I'm too tired to even bother rhyming about it.

It honestly gets under my skin
whenever I have to read some absolute nonsense
being peddled on those local Facebook groups

but I don't have to hold it all in anymore
since I finally found a place to vent properly
didn't your mother ever tell you

that ignorance is just plain stupidity?
so maybe try thinking before you speak

So, what can I even say?
What kind of luck am I supposed to report?
Maybe you want to get to work on this topic, Andrea?🥳
I'll just leave the whole thing up to you
,so you can go ahead and drop those emojis everywhere😍

But once General Motors shows up here,
everything on these threads is gonna be totally sorted out

Nobody should be getting worked up for no reason,
unless they want (looking at you, General Motors) to deal with some serious banning🙂

Someday, everyone’s going to be out here writing poetry
everyone will think they're some kind of critic
acting like PhDs in screenwriting
and bards of dramatic analysis.

But honestly, I'm done wasting my breath on those Turčin types
I’m genuinely exhausted—I'm just posting this to vent
this whole topic is actually fascinating
but the cheering from the sidelines? It stops now.

Duco, you’re a real one
even if your head is as thick as a board

There are certain people who are truly getting under my skin lately
it would honestly take me an eternity to sit here and point fingers at every single culprit
so instead, I think I’ll just find some shade, lose myself in a good book, and enjoy a cold Budweiser.


I suppose I could sign off for now
but whenever the inspiration strikes me again, you can bet I'll be back to reach out to you all.

Man, people are just everywhere,
all over the place... 🙂

Oops, wrong thread, it's pouring rain outside.
Since it's basically the end of the school year,
I've been drowning in chocolate gifts.👋

The moms were clearly thinking about their teacher,
trying to make me a little sweeter for their lazy kids.

They claim there’s magnesium in the dark chocolate,
so all that stress and tension just melts away instantly.

I told those little troublemakers they actually need to practice during the holidays,
instead of showing up in the fall acting like they're too good for their lessons.

But I know they have their heads stuck in the sand,
and they won't remember a single piano scale while they're out at the beach.

Notes, Mozart, Bach—it'll all be gone,
leaving them ready to ruin my mood again come September.☕

But hey, what can you do? It's my job,
and I need to earn enough to keep myself fed.🙂

Hey guys, seriously, just hide them away
,it's obvious, you're all being shady🙂

napin Žućo is a total jerk,
whenever he goes out, put a hat on him to cover those floppy ears😬

Avica is such a little troublemaker,
she's the reason that woman on the bike wiped out on her butt🙂

napin Žućo ignores every single cyclist on the road,
he'd much rather spend his time sniffing some cute little 🙂

he’s got these two best friends,
and whenever he runs into them, he makes sure to flop down right in front of them

acting like some kind of gentleman welcoming them home,
people actually stare when they spot him from a distance

we definitely didn't teach him this behavior,
it's like he secretly studied a manual on high society etiquette🤷

so every little fluffy lady sees him
and feels the need to come over, give him a lick, and show some affection 🙂

but one day there was this massive scene,
a total blowout between the two little ladies🙂

they were tearing into each other like two Pitbulls😲
while napin Žućo just stood there, looking completely clueless😲

and the pairing is just classic
one blonde and one brunette🤣

you're sitting there thinking
well, I'm doing more than just thinking
it’s a damn beautiful thing, really
that’s what democracy looks like

the big shots—they think they've got it all figured out
but their own ideas are starting to suffocate them
so let's all take a moment to actually reflect
though God knows how much longer we'll be stuck in this loop

thinking, thinking, thinking
trapped, trapped, trapped
everyone, everyone, everyone
just endlessly pondering

now, this is the real deal
this is a genuine gift
ha, ha, ha
it's absolute paradise

To our favorite girl from the Midwest
to our dear and beloved Duco 😍
let’s raise our glasses and keep the drinks flowing
while we get the pig spinning on the spit 🙂
and make sure this laughter and joy never fade. 🙂

May the party roll on until the sun comes up
and honestly, if you aren't here to celebrate her, you might as well stay far away from me—it'll be better for everyone involved. 🙂

I truly hope all the good things in life find their way back to you
and that today, along with every single hour and day ahead, is filled with nothing but happiness. 🎉

Happy Birthday to you
though I suppose anyone who didn't show up is just a total moron. 😬

🙂 😘

👏😍

la la la la la
I’m feeling perfectly composed
this forum is such a wonderful place
got a smile plastered all over my Facebook

la lalala la
I am just absolutely thrilled
with a wit sharp enough to cut through lightning
and a mind brilliant enough to hum with the wind

enlightened by that sheer intellect
knowing full well I have no interest in dealing with idiots
ha ha ha
it’s pure paradise

Let me rough up this verse a bit

from our little corner of the web
enough with all this relentless sunshine
give us some snow, give us some rain

our energy is starting to fade
we just want a milder climate
sanity is slipping, losing its grip
I can't even find the right words to say

Hey IBM, you still hanging around anywhere?
Do you even know what being a mod actually entails?
I'm seriously drowning over here.🙂

Little MacDonald is tracking my every move again.
He just won't disappear from my life on this forum.🙂

I'm fed up with both him and your lack of accountability.
It feels like anyone can just step in and be a mod.🙂

IBM is tied up
it seems like right now
with all the mess he's dealing with
his AC is totally busted

and when he finally swings by his old office
disaster is waiting for him
the heat is enough to drive anyone insane
those guys over at Costello have moved on to targeting pregnant women now

Djuro is out there reading tarot cards
Joe is busy driving a combine harvester
everyone is living in perfect harmony
come on, IBM, lend us a hand

Little MacDonald thinks he can handle politics
,but honestly, he hasn't got a single clue🥳

If he actually had any brains, he wouldn't be such a bore
,he’d just be chilling out on a porch somewhere with a cold soda🥳

The money's probably gonna go straight to his head
,but whatever, let him do his thing🥳

He's missing a few screws up there,
peace out, Little MacDonald🙂