Long time no see! Would love to catch up, Dave – Navratio, just now :D

And I’m sitting here wondering why you’re even interested in me?
Isn't Jimmy the one running this show?
I'm just out here collecting cheap shots at the local dive bars
It feels like there are fewer and fewer people left who actually have something smart to say🥱

dustypilot11 said:Look, Maggie, I don't know what you're playing at,
are you seriously saying there's nothing going on with Jimmy? 🤣
You know he's basically running the show here,
you could end up in front of a tribunal for that kind of talk! 😬
He's tall and lean, so at least he has the build
to catch the eye of some young girl. 🙂
The only thing I don't get is the beard,
is being a hipster actually supposed to work? 🤔

O🤣h, don't you dare go there!
You might accidentally summon Evil!
I haven't seen him in action personally...
but even if I had, I wouldn't betray him!😁
Honestly, I'd overlook the beard
if he just bought me some chocolate!
Like a Hershey’s bar with raspberry!🥳

Good grief, I’m just asking,
will you let me wander aimlessly without any insight? 🤷

A thread has been opened for Mr. IBM,
they're all composing rhymes in his honor..

There must be something to him,
that whole IBM bloodline has piqued my interest 😍

I’m simply curious, I like to know,
to give my final verdict and a rating ☕

But look, there’s a snake slithering up above,
arriving just to spread its venom.

Someone please just leave me alone,
and go write your nonsense in another thread! 🙂

Of course there's something going on here: wherever there's fire, you'll find Jimmy !!!.
He's my favorite moderator
And how many points do I actually have? I think I need a calculator for this!😁
Seriously, what kind of snake got a hold of you?!
There isn't nearly enough poison in her to match yours.

In my language, there isn't even a drop of poison,
my tongue just gapes empty in my mouth 😢

it would be better if there were more of it,
then maybe people would actually watch what they write. 🙂

why is that guy your favorite moderator?
do you need a calculator just to deal with the red flags? 😬

have you ever seen IBM in person?
did you grab a coffee or a beer together? 😛ivo:

just tell me how old he is,
because based on his stories, everything seems to line up perfectly 🥳

Where's this "mystery mode" even mentioned? 🍿
Can anyone actually crack his code?
What's he into, any weaknesses?
Does he ever hang out with his own kind?
And if he happens to be gay,
just know we're totally cool with it 😍
If not, forget about church,
he’s getting offered the silicone version instead! 😍

Maria Johnson said:In my native tongue, there isn't a drop of venom to be found,
just an empty mouth where my words used to bound 😢

If I had more of it,
maybe people would actually watch what they write.

Why is he your favorite moderator?
Do you need a calculator just to track the bans?

Have you ever met IBM in person?
Did you guys grab a coffee or a beer?

Just tell me how old he is,
because based on his stories, everything checks out so far 🥳

Yeah. Everything’s perfect when Jimmy !!! is around!🥳
You won't believe it!😲
But he's the best because he leaves me alone!😍
He stays out of my business.
Though maybe those bells will ring for the two of us eventually😍
but nah, he's not into me!🙂
I'm a catch😵
but I still dig him😍

dustypilot11 said:So, where exactly is this mysterious mode written? 🍿
Can anyone crack his code?
What are his likes, or does he have any weaknesses?
Does he ever hang out with his own kind?
And hey, if by some chance he happens to be gay,
just let him know we're totally cool with it here😍
But if he isn't, there's no need to call a priest,
because someone's ready to offer him a much more... artificial breast! 😍

I'm definitely his weak spot.
You little stinker!😍
He's not gay, though.
I've got plenty of spray for that.
Even if it doesn't really work...
straight guys are just more my style.
No need to call the pastor just yet;
let me get baptized first, then maybe they can bless us all!🙂

If I really go all in, say goodbye to the peace and quiet,
because you won't be yourself anymore—you'll be dealing with ME. ☕

I’ve got a certain... talent, if you want to call it that,
and once I start, you'll swear it feels like pure bliss.🙂

Honestly, your best bet is just to back off now,
there’s no sense in trying to fight me through this. 🙂

Few people can actually resist my particular brand of charm,
and I know it’s going to be an intense, overwhelming experience for you. 🙂

But let me tell you, if I decide to commit to this,
I am fully prepared to go to war to get what I want.🙂

Even though I might not look particularly dangerous,
you’ll be left reeling from the impact for days. 🙂

🤣That’s it, I’m out!
Gotta run.
But don't you go thinking you've got me figured out, lady!🐔

Anonymous said:I'm his total weakness.
you little brat!😍
he ain't gay
got a fix for that.
even if it doesn't count...
but straight guys are more my vibe.
won't be calling the priest just yet
wait till I get baptized then we can celebrate the union!🙂

Aha! First he was a scrub with zero backbone,
now she wants to lead him everywhere! 🙂
Well, hope you guys stay happy then
and get hammered quick and hard! 🙂
Don't listen to these haters spreading garbage
it's all talk, they don't actually do anything!

Even if they are all implants,
believe me Jimmy !!!, they are absolute bombshells 🙂

And when I’m lying down, they stay perfectly in place.
Just looking at them... honestly, it’s pure bliss. 🙂

All I can say is, people are just jealous,
they should probably just step aside and let us be happy. 🙂

If you're reading this, give me a sign,
because the road to you certainly isn't an easy one. 🙂

Like a prince trekking through thorns, I'll have to fight my way through
just to get a chance to kiss IBM. 😢

It’s a long shot that you'll actually pull this off
And honestly, I doubt Jimmy !!! will have much patience for you all for very long
He isn't exactly looking for plastic surgery
There are plenty of girls out there with perfectly natural looks
You're clearly just trying to dodge the real work
But let's be real, mediocre songs aren't going to get you anywhere
Especially not this girl honeychild
Who's already been through enough drama to last a lifetime
And as for Maggie, I don't even know where to start
She was having the absolute time of her life this Morning
Jimmy !!! has a knack for spotting toxic people
And he won't just be banning me
So you two can just keep at it
He'll eventually figure out who's just all bark and no bite
You aren't even close to what he's looking for
If only one of you wasn't such a chatterbox
Your little songs aren't doing much anyway
Which is probably why you shouldn't show up here so often
Go ahead and keep spreading your venom
Maybe then he'll get around to banning you faster🤣

Take a deep breath and try to find some calm,
don't come in here just to stir up unnecessary tension.
Nobody is attacking you or trying to insult you,
so just step away from the argument and move on.
You aren't part of this discussion; you have your own peace to maintain,
and if you can't handle being without us, that’s just your own obsession.
At the very least, admit that you actually care about us,
maybe if you gave us a little charm, we might actually soften up.

You might be right, but I don't think there's any hope for her anymore.
I’ve been posting on this forum way before Maggie arrived.
I’ve laid everything out and tried my best to provide solid arguments,
but all I got in return was your biased perspective.
In doing so, you've lost both a friend and a decent person.
I truly hope you find satisfaction in that decision for years to come.
I haven't done anything to harm anyone, especially not you.
At this point, I wouldn't give anyone a second chance if I were in your shoes.
There's just no sense in continuing to argue with you people.
In these debates, I always end up standing alone while you play the lady.
It isn't right to start these conflicts,
only to walk away fueled by false expectations.
That’s all I have to say.
I won't be bothering you with these topics again.

Maria Johnson said:If I really let loose, say goodbye to your peace of mind,
you won't be dealing with me—you'll be facing the REAL me. ☕

I’ve got a certain... talent,
and when I start talking, you'll think it's poetry.🙂

So honestly, you're better off backing down,
there's zero point in trying to fight me.

Even if my nails aren't long enough to scratch,
you'll be left sobbing and miserable for days. 🙂

🤣I'm dead serious!
Look! I actually DO have long nails,
but you'll be the one dying from the heartbreak!
I won't even lay a finger on you,
even though I could beat you like a heavy bag at a local gym.🙂
Are we clear, man?!
Jimmy !!! come over here!
just so everyone can see how great we are together!😍🥳

dustypilot11 said:Oh, please! First he was just some messy guy with zero backbone,
now suddenly she wants to be his guide everywhere! 🙂
Well, I hope you guys have a blast then,
getting wasted quick and doing it right! 🙂
Don't listen to those people spreading nothing but bitterness and spite,
it's all talk—they never actually back it up!

Ha! You think I can't spot a fake from a mile away?!🥳
I absolutely despise party-breakers!
Can you believe how many malicious people there are out there?!
Honestly, screw them all!

Maria Johnson said:Even if they did have implants,
Trust me, IBM, if they were anything more than total disasters. 🙂

And even when I'm lying down, making sure I keep my posture straight...
Just looking at them... man, what a sight to behold. Pure perfection.
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All I can say is, I'm jealous.
We might just be heading straight toward our big break.

If you're reading this, give me a sign.
It’s honestly not going to be easy for you.

Like a prince walking through a field of thorns, I know I’ve got some hard roads ahead of me.
I could kiss the blood off that dim. 😢

🥳
Hey, IBM... I've got the REAL ones!
Everyone's just doing things their own way!😍
Give it up for those implants!
Hey Hannah, you might as well just pull it out of thin air!😁🥳
I can't help but notice that "Kat" rhymes with... well, you know!🤷😳

Honestly, I haven't a clue
What IBM will think
When he reads these lines
He’ll probably die happy

Everyone's clawing at each other
Trying to get close to him
From the prettiest girl in town
To the old lady down the street

Even this one guy
Jumped right into the fray
Thinking he could win with poetry
And yeah, he gave it a shot

So what's the verdict
On this crazy topic
Boobs, butts
Peter and his junk 🎉

My pride and joy, my absolute rock,
all muscle, zero fat,🙂

Take my advice and walk away while you still can,
I’m the only one signing a lifetime commitment to him.🙂

The best you can hope for is being his maid of honor,
nothing more—have you completely lost your mind?🙂