My pine tree is peeling—what should I do?

We picked up our Christmas tree back on Christmas Eve, and since it’s the only thing we keep heated indoors, it’s been sitting out there properly stored. But now, it’s January 4th, and the thing is shedding everywhere. I was vacuuming today, and honestly, the more you move around it, the more needles drop.

What’s the move here?

you'll live through it 🙂
it's already January 5th, which means tomorrow we start taking 👍

What if we decided to celebrate this cursed Christmas too?
We're right here in Washington, D.C., if that even matters.

You really should have just tossed the whole thing into some water. It would’ve helped keep those needles from dropping off so fast, though I suppose there's no real way to stop them entirely since they fall even when the tree is still perfectly alive, right? 🙂

no trash, no grass...

Well, nothing much to say. You'll be an artist by next year anyway, so you won't have any issues. Just hang in there until Easter. 🙂