Free gym memberships in Cleveland?

Hey, I’m looking for someone in Cleveland who wants free access to Gold's Gym. I need to get my physical credit for school, so I basically just need someone to go work out for me. Basically, I'll cover the costs and give you my membership card so you can get jacked for the summer and maybe pick up some chicks. If anyone's down, hit me up via DM or just reply here.
hey.

I can't believe it... at least someone in Chicago actually wants to pay for a gym membership.. what even is laziness? :ccc

I mean, if you’re already paying for it, you might as well actually do something, right? Just hit the treadmill or throw some crunches in there if you aren't feeling the whole bodybuilding vibe... I don't know, what kind of crowd even hangs out there?

I'm in!

If I actually lived in Cleveland, maybe I'd find the time to work -_-
I'm studying out in Cleveland right now, but I head back home for the summer, so I don't really see how I'd even make it to Gold's Gym.