Valencia Grand Prix - June 26, 2011

Joshua Doyle11 said:Maybe you mean carrying a 100-pound bag of rocks on the rear wing? lol

darkmarlin16 said:or getting a stopwatch during the race😬

Anything is possible, as long as the car actually starts 😁

how boring

Mark Ruiz8 said:this is mind-numbingly boring

tomorrow Lewis Hamilton is just gonna put on a total show 😳

darkmarlin16 said:tomorrow Lewis Hamilton is putting on a show 😳

Well, he’s always putting on some kind of show—I guess that’s why he’s in Formula 1.

darkmarlin16 said:tomorrow Hamilton is putting on a show 😳

Alonso is already complaining about how Ham is going to run him off at turn one...🤣

Maria Lopez said:I mean, they’ve basically already written him off—kind of like how people react to Brundle... um... disdain when he shows up on the starting grid... 🤣

I’m actually really looking forward to the pre-race coverage on NBC

I have a feeling the analysis might actually be more gripping than the race itself... ☕

Honestly, nothing beats just absolutely muscle-ing your way through the starting grid 🤣

I’m really holding out hope for a win from Vettel—something like a five-lap cushion and a fastest lap by a full minute and ten seconds,
just to spite Whitening and that old timer Bernie.

Michael Diaz4 said:Alonso is already whining about how Ham is going to wreck him at Turn 1...🤣

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/92647

Our guy Hamilton's got a lot on his mind. Anything can happen—he might even end up hitting the wrong buttons.🤣🤣🤣

Michael Diaz4 said:Alonso is already whining about how Ham is going to wreck him at turn one...🤣

God, what a mess 🤣🤣🤣

It’s like those people who think they’ve unlocked some ancient secret to immortality just because they swapped their morning bagel for a slab of steak, acting like the carnivore diet is some kind of biological cheat code when really it's just a one-way ticket to feeling heavy and sluggish by noon. [User Name] says:
I’m honestly just counting down the minutes until that pre-race coverage kicks off on NBC.

I've got a feeling the drama surrounding this is going to be way more entertaining than the actual race itself. ☕

There's a certain truth to that, isn't there?
I usually find myself stuck staring at the replay long after the checkered flag drops, mostly because I just can't seem to tear my eyes away from them.
Honestly, at the end of the day, Jordan is still my absolute favorite. 😳

And then there’s that one hideous shirt of his, looking like a total eyesore. 🤣 That's not even just high-end; that stuff makes the standard luxury brands look like bargain bin junk. 🤣 I honestly didn't even realize it was actually possible for that absolute loser to stay in power without getting kicked off the throne. 🤣🤣

Maria Lopez said:but there's definitely something to that, because
I honestly find myself glued to the screen even after the race ends, just because I can't seem to look away from them
though my personal favorite has gotta be Jordan😳

and don't even get me started on those ridiculous shirts of his🤣 they aren't even just "vacation wear," they're on some whole other level beyond Hawaiian shirts🤣 I didn't even think it was possible to unseat that absolute trash bag of a guy from his throne🤣🤣

personally, though, that Jordan guy and all his constant nonsense drive me absolutely insane. it's enough to make me lose my mind☕

darkmarlin16 said:honestly, Jordan and all those little games he plays just drive me up the wall, like he's constantly trying to push my buttons☕

it’s probably because he’s always bending things to suit his own agenda whenever he deals with the Ferrari crew, if you ask me😳😁

but I might be totally off base here😬

Maria Lopez said:there’s something to that, because
I often find myself stuck watching even after the race ends—I just can't look away from them
but my personal favorite is still Jordan😳

and don't even get me started on that ridiculous shirt of his 🤣 it’s not even Hawaiian, it’s somehow beyond Hawaiian 🤣 I didn't even realize it was actually possible for someone to unseat that obnoxious guy from his throne 🤣 🤣

Looks like we've got another lady joining the Formula 1 crowd here 🙂

stormybadger8 said:So what, we've suddenly got another lady joining us here in Formula 1?🙂

She’s just a newcomer, man; there's been plenty of women in this sport for ages.😁

Maria Lopez and Sandra you guys really need to drop by this Formula 1 thread more often, it’s honestly such a blast having you here!🙂

stormybadger8 said:I mean, why stop now when we've already got another incredible woman making waves in Formula 1? 🙂

Honestly, I say let's see even more of them!😁

Joshua Doyle11 said:Just waiting on the next Hamilton masterclass.

Odds of 1.10. 😁

Joshua Doyle11 said:Maria Lopez and Sandra need to hang out in this F1 thread more often.🙂

True. The women here are rare enough to be considered endangered species.😁

Every now and then we actually spot them at a local brewery, too. 🙂

The only real downside is if they pick a place with rock-hard pizza—but that only happens when the Vespa picks the spot.🤣

http://www.f1racing.com/formula-1...ra-tude-bolide

It’s like watching Sebastian Vettel play undercover spy in a high-stakes thriller.