Aloe vera...

Hey, can someone walk me through how to actually get the juice out of an aloe vera plant? Like, I need the steps ASAP... thanks!

Just grab some pure, straight aloe vera juice, I think you can find a $33 1 L bottle at a place like Whole Foods or something, though I'm not totally sure what they're charging these days

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If your English isn't quite up to par—and let’s be honest, sometimes it just isn't—here is the short version: You grab a few leaves, trim off the edges, give them a rinse in cold water, slice them down the middle, and scrape out that clear inner gel. Once you have that, toss it into a blender with a splash of orange or grapefruit juice and run it for about two minutes. That’s really all there is to it. Whenever you feel like having some, just stir two tablespoons of that mixture into a glass of water, and voilà—you have yourself an aloe vera juice. Or so this particular source claims...