Chiropractor, Energy Healer, or Predator?

So, here’s the deal..
Back in March 2009, my back started acting up. I went to see my doctor, who gave me a referral for an X-ray. I went, got the scan, everything looked fine.
Then she gave me a referral for physical therapy, but I couldn't bring myself to go. A whole year passed like that, and my back was constantly killing me. The pain starts just below my neck and travels all the way down to my sacrum and lumbar region. It’s hard to sit, and when I lie down, it feels like gravity is pulling me straight toward the center of the earth before eventually letting up. I’m only 18, but since I was about 14 or 15, my health has been a total disaster. Pain from flat feet (I wear orthotics), knee pain, awful menstrual cramps, low iron, shortness of breath,
palpitations, pain in my right ovary and ureter, a sore left kidney (from cold drafts), headaches, low blood pressure... basically, I feel like I'm 80 years old. And it’s unbearable. My grandfather had spine issues too; he saw this incredible chiropractor who could always reset everything, so I figured I’d give it a shot.
So, I show up for the first time and explain all this pain to him. He gets me positioned, adjusts my neck, lays me down to stretch, and suddenly everything just snaps into place—the pain was gone the next day. However, he realized the issue wasn't actually my spine, but something deeper.
He says the brain is sending signals through the nerves in my back to create pain as a way to protect other organs.
He has me lie down, feels around my abdomen, and tells me my right ureter is blocked and pressing against my ovary. He claims my T4 in the kidney is off, which is linked to the liver. He says toxins and fats are building up in my cells, so I need a detox. He wants me to drink this tea made of 14 different herbs and some liquid containing stem cells, propolis, and other miracles. He claims most people don't have spinal issues at all, but rather organ issues. He studied agronomy and veterinary medicine and is highly regarded because he performs "miracles" on people. He's older, self-taught in medicine, and has spent time studying in clinics all over the world...
The detox involves putting my feet into a basin, similar to a foot massager, where he puts water and salt and connects it to a two-ampere current.
After half an hour, the water turns pitch black and greasy—disgusting, honestly, like you've stepped in sludge. He says those are the toxins accumulating in the cell membranes.
After that, he puts me on a table for what he calls "warming," which is actually massaging the area near my ovary. We started talking casually about sex; he told me I need to satisfy my primary needs immediately—as soon as I feel the urge to pee, I should answer it, and the same goes for sexual urges. He said I should have sex with a condom as much as I want, with whoever I want, as long as it's just my thing. Since I'm not the shy type, I just talked to him normally about everything he asked, and he even shared stories from when he was young.
Anyway, I come back a second time for more detox and warming. He strips me down to my underwear and sends this "bioenergy" or whatever impulses through me. It’s all handled quite discreetly, under the guise of "it's for your own good." He mentioned he used to practice psychoanalysis, helping women achieve orgasms through hypnosis and stuff like that...
I return a third time. Detox, then the bed, then the warming massage. He explains how energy pulses move through the body and get stuck where my ovary and ureter are. He says while he's warming me, the pulses flow fine, but once he stops, they get jammed again. He claims he can clear this energy through the reproductive system (specifically the clitoris!!!), but he doesn't usually do that with younger women because of what they might think. I didn't comment; I could see where this was going, but I was so desperate regarding my health that if it was for my own good, I'd endure it. I lay there on my back while he spreads my labia, holds his finger on my clitoris, and tells me to tense my muscles. He says I need to activate my pineal gland and that I'll feel vibrations, and that when I see light flashes behind my eyes, the energy flow has happened.
So, I tense up, and he's telling me that if I happen to orgasm, I shouldn't be embarrassed, blah blah blah. He keeps his finger there, and I feel something traveling, but the vibrations don't go above my abdomen.
They're supposed to reach the brain. He asks me how I'm feeling, because he was being so bold I couldn't take it anymore. He stops and tells me to roll onto my stomach. He says I'll probably have a massive sex drive now, so if I have someone I can call over, I should.
I was lying on my stomach, and he just kept massaging certain areas—I won't even get into the details right now—but he touched me in a way that I just finished. It felt like these strange vibrations right under my neck. It wasn't even about being turned on by him specifically, if that makes sense. It was just that the orgasm felt completely different. It wasn't even sexual, if I can explain it like that.
I got home from his place about three hours ago and now I have this massive, indescribable craving for sex. But that’s not really the point. I still have four more sessions to go. Someone please tell me if I'm losing my mind or what is actually going on here.
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If there’s anyone losing their mind here, it’s definitely you. Either you actually love what you’re doing, or you just don't care. I don't see why you even bother asking for an opinion.

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She told you she was 18.
Look, here’s the deal: chiropractic work might help you out, but really only in terms of physical therapy—you know, just some light stretching and moving things around.
All that detox nonsense is pure garbage; that black residue isn't from toxins, it's just a reaction from the electrodes during electrolysis.
As for all this "warming up" business, it seems a bit over the top to me.
And the whole thing with the undressing and massaging? That's just ridiculous...🤣 So Uncle Sam kept you happy, huh?🤣 The old guy clearly knows what he's doing. I can't help but wonder if he'd be quite so eager to help if the patient were a man. I mean, seriously, did you really let some old geezer get handsy like that? What a joke. Well, I guess anything for your health...🙏

Mickey Mouse, is that actually you? Holy crap! 😁

Man, he really knows his stuff. Like, seriously, top-tier expertise right there. 😈😈😈
hiddensailor14 really nailed the explanation—the old guy basically played him, but hey, at least he did it with style. You know, with that certain sexual flair. 😂

Laughing Jack, I actually can't believe this. This is ridiculous. I'm honestly about to run straight to the mods with this one. :claps:

placidjackal36 said:Man, he really knows his game. He’s good. Like, scary good. 😈😈😈
hiddensailor14 totally nailed it. The guy basically played her, but hey, at least he did it with style. Very sexualized style. 😂

Laughing Jack, I seriously cannot believe this. Oh man, I am running straight to the moderators with this one. *clap*

It’s basically just some fairy tale from Grimm. That’s all she wants—just a little way to let her imagination run wild with us here. She’s looking for an older guy, maybe a doctor, probably a gynecologist or a vet (in this story, let’s call him a holistic healer) so he can take advantage of her sexually. It’s clearly what turns her on. Just having him touch her under the guise of a medical exam or therapy.

It’s totally plausible that it’s Mickey Mouse, honestly. She’s been messing around with those thirsty veterinarian topics lately, so it fits her vibe perfectly.

That said, there’s also a chance the whole thing actually happened—weird stuff pops up all the time. But if you're asking me if it feels like something Mickey Mouse would pull? Yeah, absolutely.😁

If you took this over to Lonely Hearts, I’d bet my bottom dollar half the users there would jump at the chance. 😁

Look, if you're feeling those kinds of urges now that you've finished therapy, you really need to follow through and see it through to the end to make sure it sticks. Shoot me a DM—if it’s for the sake of your health, it’s worth the struggle. At the end of the day, nothing matters more than your well-being.

So, did it actually fix the back pain, or is it still there?

You should report him to the cops for forcing that illegal stuff on you. This isn't okay.

wearygull40 said:Call the cops on him for forcing an unwanted climax. This is totally out of line.

He wasn't the one who finished, she was. How is he supposed to report someone else for forced climax? That's not how it works. She'd basically be reporting herself.

stormyheron4 said:If there's anyone losing their mind here, it's you.Either you actually enjoy what they're doing, so I don't see why you're even bothering to ask for an opinion.

I'M WITH THEM ON THIS!🙏

wearygull40, you're the only one who actually took me seriously, but I think I'm just done showing up here. The worst part is that this guy is actually well-known. It makes no sense. And as for Mickey Mouse, I have no idea who that is—I have another handle, but it isn't Mickey Mouse.
Let’s get one thing straight. I wasn't saying what he did was okay. I just hoped there might be someone else out there who had dealt with something similar, instead of some person calling me names and judging my character. Who are you to judge me?

You’ve got a point there, stormyheron4. I was being dead serious when I wrote that original post, taking everything at face value, so it's super likely the cops are gonna get involved—which means we really need to make sure these accusations are laid out properly.

You're spot on, Anthony Long2. I meant every word. 😍

hiddensailor14 said:🤣
She already told you—she’s 18.
Look, here's the deal: Chiropractic care might help you out, but only when it comes to the physical stuff—you know, just stretching you out and working on those tight muscles.
These detoxes are total nonsense. That black gunk isn't coming from "toxins" leaving your body; it’s just residue from the electrode during electrolysis.
I think all this talk about "warming up" is a bit much. It feels totally overblown to me.
All this scratching and massaging is a total joke.🤣 So you're telling me Uncle Sam actually satisfied you?🤣 The old guy clearly knows his stuff. I really wonder if he’d be this eager to help if the patient were a man. Are you kidding me? Did you seriously let some old geezer go at your junk? That’s just pathetic. Whatever. It's all for the sake of health anyway.🙏

I'm signing off on this too.

Look, if this actually happened to you, then so be it. You were being reckless at 3 p.m. You made your own choice.👍

Anthony Long2 said:wearygull40 is the only one who actually took me seriously, but honestly, I think I’m just done showing up here. The worst part is that this guy is actually well-known. I don't get it. And as for Mickey Mouse, I have no idea who that is—I have another handle, but it isn't Mickey Mouse.
Let's be clear: I wasn't saying what he did was okay. I was just hoping to find someone else who had gone through something similar, instead of getting called names and trash-talked by people like you. Who even are you to judge me?

Maybe someone much, MUCH smarter than you? Are you just being dense?🤷
It’s pathetic that people get harassed when they haven't done anything wrong, yet here you are defending the old man. It's gross. And then you come crawling here to complain.
You should have posted this in the jokes section.☕

I’m not going to stoop to that level of back-and-forth right now because it’s a waste of my energy, though I appreciate you sharing your thoughts. Thanks. But since you’re such an expert on all my medical issues, why don't you go ahead and provide the solution? Since you know everything, tell me how to fix it. Let me be clear: all my doctor's reports are perfectly fine.

Anthony Long2 said:Look, I’m not even going to stoop to that level of back-and-forth right now because it’s a waste of my time. I appreciate you sharing your opinion, though. But since you clearly think you're an expert on all my medical issues, why don't you actually offer a solution? Since you know everything about my health, go ahead—tell me how to fix it. I'll say it one more time: every single one of my doctor's reports comes back perfectly fine.

My advice? Go see a psychiatrist.😉