How to delete user accounts?

Is there any way I can just nuked my own account? Seriously, everywhere I go online I always log in as Timon, but this specific handle is already taken here. I checked out the guy who has it, and he’s got exactly one post from like a year ago. Maybe if I get lucky, I could talk him into handing over the keys to his account so I can just delete this one and start fresh. It feels super awkward using this handle right now. I mean, come on, Timon_ ! For real though :?

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I really miss that :? smiley face.

Not really, you can find those phpBB codes on the official forums. Give this a shot:

And no, nobody has the power to delete a username except for the admins.

And when I told him straight to his face at the local diner, there’s absolutely no way he’s deleting my account.

And you think some guy who hasn't posted since last year is actually going to get back to you? 😁Just sign up as Timon. Or maybe ¤Timon¤. Get creative.

Look at this guy with his nine posts trying to get someone else's account deleted, hahaha

Raymond Carter2 said:Some guy with only nine posts is actually trying to get someone else's account deleted. Hilarious.

He certainly had one when he posted this. THIS ONE. 😁

Sophia Castillo35 said:There was one guy who wrote this. THIS GUY. 😁

man 🙏 🙏

Aida, man, don't even get me started... I’m just getting my feet wet here. But seriously, have you guys taken a look at how many registered usernames are floating around on this site?! It’s like an absolute ocean of people. I’ve got my own handle that I picked out for my own specific reasons, and honestly, I'm not looking to swap it out anytime soon. Also, that idea about purging inactive accounts? I actually think that's a pretty solid move. I mean, if someone hasn't logged in for a whole year, I highly doubt they're ever coming back anyway. I was asking in my post if there was a way to just delete my own account—you know, that one option people are always hunting for. You guys told me NO, and hey, fair enough. I just had to check.

timon_ said:Adele, give me a break... I’ve barely even started. Besides, has anyone else noticed the sheer number of registered usernames here? It’s an absolute ocean.

because plenty of these people are just running a whole fleet of clones... 😳