Mustache's Saturday Gig, July 8th @ The Swamp

You two are way too stuck in your own heads.

When was the last time you actually lost it and ended up puking all over yourselves and anyone standing nearby?

Kevin Chavez3 said:you two are being way too intellectual about this

When was the last time you actually lost control and puked all over yourself and whoever was standing next to you?

I’m more of a Seinfeld type—it’s been at least a decade since I’ve thrown up. I know where my limit is. As for the whole "thinking too much" thing, well, I suppose deep thought tends to happen naturally once you actually possess a brain... 😵
(We were driving through Columbus yesterday and today, and honestly, it’s a beautiful city with great parks... 😍 though thanks to Drew Adams58 and Lollobrigida, I got handed a "play some fertilizer!" at the toll booth! 🙏 🙂 )

People just can't get enough, honestly.
Shout out to Grezen.
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Timothy Evans said:Exactly! They should be playing local bars in the Midwest instead of some swampy dive bar, you absolute clown!!!!!!!!!!

It's because they're actually an indie band, not some mainstream pop act.☕

WHERE WERE YOU GUYS WHEN THE REAL MUSIC WAS HAPPENING IN CHICAGO!!!?!? Seriously, where were you?!🙏

- They play in a literal swamp while Tony just blasts music at home.
- They wouldn't even record an album in a professional studio.

👎

You guys clearly lack a real talent manager!!!
Where's the music video?!
Where's the drama?!
Where's the hustle?!

So, where are the weddings?
Where’s that tiger going to embrace a real woman (like one of those girls from the old neighborhood, or Niki, or little Sarah from the suburbs, or Mirsad's girl) instead of that high-quality blonde 🙏 from last night?
Where are the photos? Is Halid keeping them all to himself in his room?
Is he going to release an album through Kemix or Halix?

Anyway, it wasn't bad. Dinsdale 🙏

Lalix beats Halix any day of the week...🙏

Did nobody else notice that Robin Williams6 was a little out of it? 😕
The poor guy was struggling; you could tell he was playing through some serious tension right at the end. 😬

Maybe the crowd just seemed off, or maybe I’ve just had one too many. 🙂

Robin Williams6 isn't wasting any energy; he's just saving his charisma for when he actually finds an audience worth his time.

Once they finally get around to filming that music video, I’ll be busy firing up the grill for some ribs in my undershirt.

It’s all quite trivial, really.

At the first concert, you find yourself caught off guard, perhaps even breaking into an unexpected smile.
By the second concert, you’re mostly just yawning, though you manage to persevere until the final note.
By the third concert, you find yourself heading home right after the third song.

I suspect this entire phase will burn itself out rather quickly.

So, is Alex Rogers91 going to be our manager now? There’s some big Woodstock-style festival happening out in Sedona this August, so go ahead and get that sorted first, then we can move on to discussing the Coachella dates later. I’ve actually started composing an anthem for that bull, Zorro—you know the one? He belongs to Shemso Cebirić.
@yaaraan: she was a brunette, not a blonde.
@nimblegull23/">@@nimblegull23: Look, I pushed myself to the limit, even though I honestly could have given even more, but while I was playing, my mind just drifted toward planning some chaotic, wild mayhem, so I switched gears into energy conservation mode just to make sure my numbers stayed solid for the equation force equals mass times energy, and let me tell you, when it comes to mass, I am definitely not lacking.

Honestly, those people we’ve bored to death should just stop showing up altogether. We can never have enough real fans, and we don't play music just to make people laugh; we play so they weep, trash the venue, or—God forbid—start a full-blown riot.

So, is Hockel going to drop a video or what? 🙂

The whiskers are about 4 inches
better get some insurance and read up on what's actually happening

Noah Myers67 said:So, are we actually getting a video or what?🙂

It depends on who you're asking... are you even someone worth talking to?

I am offering some budget-friendly hookups with Robin Williams6—please reach out via DM. I suppose we are still a decent people!

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Jihad, please turn them into actual human beings, take them out of this country, and teach them how to properly run a concert! 🙂

Robin Williams6 said:So, what's the deal here... did anyone actually show up?

Am I somebody? Look, that's a tough one to answer when you put it like that. 😬
Look, if it needs to happen, I'll cover it. Just say the word.😛

I only take convertible USD

That’s exactly how you look

Kevin Chavez3 said:that's exactly how you look

Since you're being such a jerk, the price for you is going to be "a billion bucks" instead of the usual "ten million," so go ahead and pick up an American slang dictionary to figure out just how much cash you're actually going to need to cough up.

I’d rather have it handed to me for free, just as a little promotional favor for Mr. Borbas

It's high time those mustaches left their niche subculture bubble and tried their luck in the real world

If there happens to be any footage, audio, or video available, I would certainly appreciate receiving it 🙂

The only issue is that I don't have any cash on hand; I pay via Zelle, would that pose a problem? 😬