Personal Top Lists & Rankings

just listening to the radio 😁

but Portishead still takes the top spot 😬

I have no clue what logic they used to put this together. There’s gotta be 50 bands in there, and every single one of them is listed as a headliner 😁

50 one-hit wonders 😬

5 things I’d love to do:

1. Cruise through downtown Washington, D.C. in a convertible, blasting some killer alternative music from a massive sound system

😬

2. Head to a major tourist hub and pretend I don't understand a single word of English... while being incredibly stubborn about it...

3. Make a complete fool of myself at a fancy party by peeing in the punch bowl.

4. Spit on the steps of the NBC building.

5. Use three young maidens to help me carry heavy stuff.

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...or at least actually study for my exams.

The top 4 things that ruin any given drive:

1. Massive air freshener trees (preferably that nauseating neon green kind), cheap pine scents, or those heavy little hanging perfumes🤮
2. Living without air conditioning.
3. Strict no-smoking rules, or worse—drivers who smoke but leave their ashtray overflowing for weeks on end.
4. Terrible taste in music or being forced to listen to whatever the radio decides.

Top 5 tracks for the 9000th post:

Nirvana - Don't Have a Life
Alica Donut - My Life is a Mediocre PIECE of shit x
X - I don't Wanna go out
Meat Puppets - I'm a Mindless Idiot
Nine Inch Nails - The internet is gay

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Jim Draz James said:Metallica 66
2. Testament 45
Black Sabbath 39
4. Overkill
5. Metallica 30
6. Los Angeles 28
Los Angeles 13
New York City 10
7. Chicago
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Sorry, Douglas Taylor4, I just lost my cool for a second...

101 is absolute garbage. I honestly can’t believe anyone still tunes in to that station. Honestly, the only thing more grating than those DJs on 101 is listening to Elvis Presley singing "Bad Romance" or having to endure Jimmy Buffett.

I'm signing off on this. I had to make my stance clear, just like whenever the topic of "melon season" comes up. Sometimes in the afternoon, I find myself hanging out with some guy from Sweden driving an electric car through Miami. (Is that Spider-Man's kind of music?) 🙂

anch_io said:you're totally losing it😁

Yeah, it’s kind of silly how Winamp just keeps running all through the night😬

so he says

Grapefruit said:spit on the NBC ramp

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It's basically just soft terrorism
according to Bernie Sanders 😬

bue said:Right in that same hallway, tucked under those mailboxes, there's this cardboard box
meant for handing out flyers. Here’s how they made sure it stayed put:

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😁

It actually reminds me of a sign I saw in an elevator at my buddy's apartment in Chicago:



otherwise 😁

🙏 🙏 🙏

🤣 🤣 🤣

Then there’s that fanatic over at Walmart who changed all the fuse numbers so he's the only one who knows them, just so nobody can touch his setup.

Susan Clark10 said:Check out this sign in an elevator at a friend's apartment building in Chicago:

Is it just me, or is the dialect there somehow uncannily similar to what we hear in the Midwest, or were those people just some folks from the South trying to blend in?🤔

Samuel Murphy6 said:Is it just me, or does Canadian sound almost identical to American? Or maybe those folks in that building are actually from the Midwest?🤔>

Those are local residents; you won't find any Canadians around here.😬

What on earth does a plate of fusion cuisine have to do with an elevator in downtown Chicago? 😕



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Samuel Murphy6 said:What does a seafood boil have to do with an elevator in downtown Chicago? 😕

Which neighborhood in Chicago is that elevator actually located in? ☕

Ugh 🙂
Good grief, 😵 I’d honestly rather just go out and khm lose my mind entirely than let this 😁 drive me absolutely insane

I'm really digging your vibe, I love it 😁

Samuel Murphy6 said:What does seafood have to do with an elevator in Chicago? 😕

🙂

😂
🙏

Maybe just a joke from a small town in the Midwest—one you don't see much anymore🙏