Personal Top Lists & Rankings

I saw them for the first time today

Daniel Bailey7 🙂

My Top 5 dumbest songs ever:

1. Anything where Black artists just recite lyrics instead of singing
2. Anything where White artists just recite lyrics instead of singing
3. Songs recited by our local livestock, cows, and all that other animal behavior
4. Songs recited by our buddy Jari Bosanac with his massive head
5. Those things we had to recite back when we were kids joining the Scouts
(honestly, I hated those recitations even then)

ro rob said:The Top 5 Worst Recitations:

1. When Black artists perform them
2. When White artists perform them
3. When our local livestock, cows, and other critters perform them
4. When our local Jari Bosanac performs them—with that massive head of his
5. When we were kids being forced into the Boy Scouts
(even then, the recitations were painful)

White people

...I think I'll just refrain from commenting on the content of this post

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absolute garbage
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Daniel Bailey7 said:...I think I'll just hold my tongue and avoid commenting on what this post is actually trying to say

Perhaps the LGBTQ+ community could offer a public explanation regarding why that advertisement is being labeled as racist... 😁

The top 5 things I’m still missing out on...

5. That tiny little speck of glitter left on my palm after she’s done...
4. The way people start circling you the second her name is mentioned in conversation.
3. Her specific habit—instead of using superlatives, she just repeats things three times for emphasis.
2. That look she gives me—that smirk followed by a "God, you're such an idiot..."
1. Waking up next to her and just watching her sleep (even though she absolutely hated it).

I don't know—I think I just shot myself in the foot again... 😢

Samuel Murphy6 said:man, what a joke
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this guy's a total fraud

Daniel Bailey7 said:The top 5 things I still miss...

5. That little mole on the bottom of her left palm
4. The way she’d just orbit around you during a conversation
3. How she’d repeat something three times instead of using superlatives
2. That specific look and smirk right before she'd say, "God, you're so stuuuuupid..."
1. Waking up next to her and watching her sleep (even though she absolutely hated that)

Yeah, well—I really shot myself in the foot this time... 😢

My own list of those tiny, intimate, precious moments from my Velika Romas (not my husband, obviously) (hey Daniel Bailey7: this is about that guy I mentioned over beers once):
- nothing
It all just falls into the black hole in my head.

Daniel Bailey7 said:The top 5 things I’m still missing out on...

5. That little birthmark on the bottom of her left palm.
4. The way she just commands the entire room whenever she walks in.
3. How instead of using superlatives, she’d just repeat something three times for emphasis.
2. That specific look and smile right before she’d say, "God, you're such an idiot..."
1. Waking up next to her and just watching her sleep (even though she absolutely hated me doing that).

I know, I really did a number on myself there... 😢

Is it just me, or is this actually kind of sweet? It feels like I'm listening to some classic Motown track.🙂

It’s insanely cute, but I’d honestly smack him right now😢 😍

Top 5 things for a perfect day (hypothetical):
1. Waking up to Tuomas
2. Coffee in the French Quarter
3. Ćevapi near Madison Square Garden
4. A Venin noir concert
5. Heading back home to Malibu, Finland

Nicholas Perez33 said:Is it just me, or is this hitting different? Feels like I’m sitting here listening to Merrill... 🙂

So you spend the first few years thinking like that, only to end up writing some weird freak column for a men's magazine... 🙄
Wise guys just shrug, mutter "whatever," and walk away after grabbing a quick six-pack from the corner store...

Dana Anderson4 said:Still missing my top 5 favorites...

Yeah, I really stepped in it this time... 😢

There's an old saying for this—don't cry over spilled milk, or people will just think you're making excuses.

Nicholas Perez33 stormyviper11 said:Is it just me, or does this feel incredibly sweet? It’s almost like I’m listening to Merritt. 🙂

That isn't sweet; it’s just too gay.
stormyviper11 is right. You don't just whine about things on the internet; you say what needs to be said and then move on. Why bother with all that online posturing?
Man, things are feeling pretty bleak right now. Who’s actually going to step up? If we don't have anyone to cook for us, are we just supposed to live off diner food forever?

P.S. I'm a little tipsy.

ae.

Let's get things 🙂

right 🙂

I’ve always had more of a mainstream taste. Left-leaning stuff...

1 Ramones 41
2 Yo La Tengo 36
3 Talking Heads 19
4 Van Dyke Parks 18
5 The United States 15
6 Misfits 13
7 Motörhead 12
7 The United States 12
7 The United States 12
10 The United States 10

I’m definitely guilty of that too.

1 The Sonics 64
2 OCS 58
3 The Mummies 56
4 Joy Division 47
5 Scat Rag Boosters 39
6 Gang of Four 30
6 Reigning Sound 30
6 MouseRocket 30
9 Q-Tip 28
10 King Khan & BBQ 27

The absolute worst offender at the office today:

1. My cubicle neighbor is dealing with a sore throat and—get this—is trying to cure it with raw garlic... 😱 😠 🙂 😵 🙄 👎 🙂 :2up:

Honestly, I’m just sitting here regretting that I didn't grab a massive plate of beef stew or some roasted squash for lunch yesterday instead of dealing with this... 🙂