Personal Top Lists & Rankings

So what's the deal with all the stuff you hate? 😁

analogharbor442 said:there aren't many things I actually enjoy—aside from good food, cute stuff, music, and movies

I mean, what else is out there? 🤔

My top three things that just don't exist:

1. Teleportation 🙏
2. A memory wiper (you know, like in Men in Black) 😎
3. Alcohol that doesn't cause trouble 😁

My definitive ranking of pets:

1. My dog will definitely go first 😍 😘
2. A cockatiel 😍 😢
3. Any one of those five stray cats down by the pier that everyone else avoided, but I officially claimed as mine 🙂 <- the official owner's list

The absolute worst:
1. Fish. 🙂 Sure, watching them poop is mildly entertaining for a minute, but honestly, the novelty wears off incredibly fast.
2. Turtles. We actually flushed a few of them down the toilet once because they never gave us a heads-up that they were planning to hibernate through the winter. 🤔
3. Pigeons on the balcony. They poop, they smell, and they’re just straight-up feral. 🙂

Gregory Garcia said:2. flash of memories (kind of like in Men in Black) 😎

😍

Samuel Murphy6 said:just crabs. 🙂 It’s fun at first, but it gets old fast.

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Top 10 American gadgets for a comfortable life:

Ice maker fridge with rapid cooling.
A jacuzzi on tracks that just slides itself right into your room? Wild.
Surround sound in every single room.
4. electric water heater.
5. washer-dryer combo.
6. dishwasher
7. backpack.
8. massage chair
9. fridge on the back of an armchair.
The computer's gonna be online in a flash. 😬

Narantxa said:5. pork. I don't want to eat bacon made from a pig that was miserable—or worse—and if I can't, I'd rather just skip it altogether.

I’d probably go for a pet pig—you know, like those little piglets you see at a county fair😍 that stay small forever. I could still eat bacon without feeling bad about it, I guess. Most of the stuff they sell anyway is just... well, thick, greasy meat from industrial farms.

aa 🙂 Nikolina Pišek

Yeah, I still have vivid memories of those chickens too, just like everything else.
chasing after chickens 👋
running away from the beer 🙂

Bill Gates said:[mr. wrong] plus the song goes, "all your effort is wasted playing for someone else's gain"

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
we clearly haven't checked out any classic American rock lately... oops... :P
btw cantaloupes/melons are definitely vegetables. I know, my mom is an agronomist, okay?

Dead Carrot said:Man, seriously. You can eat it with bacon—what more do you want? 😁

I know it sounds totally backwards, but they really are vegetables. I mean, what am I even gonna do, try to convince you? Go ahead, look it up yourself.

I mean, if we're being technical, you could eat it with mayo too, I guess. 🙂

I can see this is turning into a total circus... yeah, sure. I actually googled it and realized they probably count as veggies, but in the first English dictionary I checked—which was my go-to, obviously—they were listed under fruit. And honestly, in my head, just because history is such a mess, I still think of them as fruit... plus, I eat blueberries like they're candy... and hey, maybe bacon is a delicious fruit to me... blah blah blah...

edit: Well, there we go, now we've got the opinion of the local town council... how delightful. 👍

electro cute said:hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
we clearly haven't been listening to any classic rock... damn... :P

Good grief, I was just messing around for heaven's sake. 🙄

Maybe you should ask your mother what kind of melons she thinks aren't Cantaloupes? 🙂

Look... if olives count as fruit, then cantaloupe can be considered a vegetable. It’s not a big deal...

The Big Boss has spoken, so I guess there's nothing left for me to say 🙏 🙏 🙏

Samuel Murphy6 said:Man, he was totally just kidding around. 🙄

Ask my mom what she thinks about those melons that aren't fruit. 🙂

I know he was joking—I joke around too! It was just so funny I felt like I had to point it out for anyone who might have missed the sarcasm. My mom always says melons are basically veggies anyway. Same goes for watermelons.

Good grief, can we please stop all this endless bickering and joking around for just one second?

Haha, come on, we’re just kidding around! 🙂

The FBI said:Here are three things that simply don't exist:

1. Teleportation 🙏
2. Memory erasers 😎 (think Men in Black style)
3. Alcohol that doesn't lead to bad decisions 😁

Add a Star Trek replicator to that list.

Well, aren't those actually considered stone fruits too? It’s funny how much you can learn about nature.

Adam Moore said:I’d honestly love to have a pig as a pet, but I’d want one like those little piglets from a farm in Iowa😍 that just stays tiny forever.

A bonsai pig? Are you planning to prune its ham to keep it small?

Nicholas King62 said:man, aren't those basically fruit too? the world is a weird place.

Dunno, 🤔 but I do know people can't even agree on whether an avocado is a fruit. 🙂

Clooney 😍 has a pygmy pig.

red wave said:A bonsai pig? What, you prune its hamlets until it stays tiny?

That's the law! 🤣 🤣

My top two greatest inventions of all time:

2.The shower.
1.The bed.

Red Wombat said:A bonsai pig? Like, you trim its ham so it stays tiny?

I think you just described perfection 🙂

Red Wombat said:85—I'm loving it.

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