analogharbor442
Member
13 messages
joined Nov 2006
Justin Timberlake
Just a whining, mediocre, vacant-eyed hack whose high-pitched, artificial wailing somehow manages to slip past the ears and hit a primal chord—completely bypassing any actual intelligence. He's the avatar of the soulless, representing those passionless, lyrically inept acoustic strumming sessions that clog up the American music industry like a massive grease clog in a New York City sewer system. He’s the kind of amateur who jumps into his own songs way too early and keeps them on the record, genuinely believing it makes him look edgy, witty, or relatable.
"Blunt" sounds an awful lot like a certain four-letter profanity. Coincidence? I think not.
There’s a little-known rumor that Jamie Blunt actually recorded his whole album while hooked up to car batteries via alligator clips—which would certainly explain that "I just stepped on a Lego" quality to his voice. If you pay close attention, you can pinpoint the exact second the current hits.