It burns...

magic blue said:I think it’s Escherichia coli, or whatever the hell it's spelled, dammit.

Escherichia coli 😉

Escherichia 🤣

Just go see a doctor. I honestly don't get how people can feel embarrassed about this stuff nowadays.
Look, I'm not exactly bragging, but over the last seven or eight years, my only trips to the clinic have been for various STIs—and nothing as dramatic as syphilis or gonorrhea.
Bacteria, fungi, chlamydia... you can pick up plenty of that crap from someone else's bathroom or just by not keeping yourself clean.

Oh please, stop being such a buzzkill.
If a woman wants to pick up some cream and wipes, let her. If things don't clear up by tomorrow, she should just go see a doctor... though they'll probably be fine by then anyway. The cream is only about $5.00 and the wipes are around 20 bucks. You can just grab them over the counter at CVS.

Just go to the pharmacy and tell the pharmacist exactly what you told us—see if she has any advice. 🤣

I was stuck in line at a CVS once, and this old lady was going on and on to the pharmacist about her pelvic issues. It went on for at least five minutes before the woman finally just handed her some vaginal suppositories. But the lady wouldn't budge—she actually needed instructions on how to insert them. I totally lost it and just blurted out, "You just take it and shove it in." 🤣

Jokes aside, try using Plymicol cream or those Plymicol suppositories. If that doesn't do the trick—go see an OBGYN. You both need to apply it. 🙂

they’re already getting way too 😉

Megan Peterson87 said:there might have been some white discharge.

😁 🙂

🤣 😂

Look, it’s way better to prevent something than to try and fix the mess after it happens 😉 😁

Megan Peterson87 said:fungi

Why even bother giving them the time of day? 😁

shadowfalcon33 said:Why should we even bother giving them any attention? 😁

I suppose that’s just how things are defined, given how small they are. I mean, if she were suddenly sprouting mushrooms from her lady parts, maybe then we could justify changing the name and moving this entire discussion over to a food blog.😬 🤣

haha, what a killer thread title, sounds like something straight out of a medical textbook, honestly... 😂😂

manijak5 said:Look... my girlfriend has been dealing with some irritation down there for a few days now. There’s no redness or anything—nothing visible to the naked eye—and we always use condoms (so please, don't even start with the accusations about her being unfaithful, because she isn't)... so let's just rule that out immediately right from the jump...

I’m leaning towards this: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/yeast-infection/symptoms-causes/syc-20351284

But she refuses to go to a gynecologist... what kind of advice are you guys even going to give me? 😬

Maybe you two should try finishing high school first? 😬

Jacob Wood9 said:That’s just what it is called because they're small. I mean, if she were growing mushrooms out of her backside, maybe we could change the name and move this entire thread over to the food section.😬 🤣

Buhahahah 🤣 🤣 🤣 👍

Anyway, the candidate is a total nightmare. I'm dealing with one myself. Sometimes things are okay, sometimes they're a complete disaster, but right now, I guess it's mostly under control...

velvetwolf92 said:Buhahahah 🤣 🤣 🤣 👍

Honestly, the candidate is a total mess. I’ve dealt with one myself before. Sometimes things look okay, sometimes they go south, but lately, I guess it's mostly under control...

Is it even possible for someone's teeth to get ruined because of this?😕 🤣 🤣

You guys turned such a serious topic into a complete joke! 🙄

coastaldriver4 said:Escherichia coli 😉

Escherichia 🤣

We have Escherichia coli😁

Better yet: E. coli 😉

It was this that actually proved useful to me.

Fine for capsules, I suppose, but wouldn't peeled garlic cloves burn like pure hell? 🤔 😕

Kate Garcia2 said:Sure, capsules might work, but wouldn't peeled garlic cloves burn like absolute hell?🤔 😕

One might find it hard to believe, but they don't actually burn... perhaps just a tiny bit, for a mere second if you slice them open first.🙂

If you’re dealing with what looks like a yeast infection—think mild or intense itching, thick discharge, or redness...
you absolutely need to get to a gynecologist so they can run a swab test. I’ve been through this myself.
We were always using condoms, so there was no way it came from my partner; it just popped up
out of nowhere. My doctor explained that it’s actually a fungus that naturally lives
inside our bodies, but things go south when there's an overgrowth caused by stuff like
a weakened immune system, stress, sweating too much, wearing cheap synthetic underwear, or even just poor hygiene...
Basically, your own body "produces" it. You usually get a seven-day treatment plan involving things like
suppositories, antiseptic washes, or creams, and then you're good to go. Just make sure you hold off on having sex while you're undergoing the treatment.
It isn't considered contagious.

Too stupid to see a gynecologist? Don't be an idiot, don't mess this up. I'm not sure if being a moron counts as an STI, but it probably does.

It could be vaginitis. Or maybe an infection from ureaplasma or E. coli...

I honestly don't get why I even bother getting swabs done when everyone on these forums thinks they're a doctor. It's all guesswork, just like that doctor Violent Femmes was talking about, quoted in Sig. 🙂