The absolute worst music video of all time

Magazin - Kokolo
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Sean Nguyen4 said:Giuliano and Ban—that whole mess on the boat where they just sit there playing cards in one continuous shot. Even the song feels off to me; the music video was way over the top. 👎

Now, this is quite the observation.
Personally, I consider that one of my favorite American music videos.
The highlight for me is when Ban, instead of drinking, lights up a joint. 🤣
And that nonchalant attitude of his... 😁
As for the song itself, it is actually quite decent.

For me, the worst video is by the Rolling Stones. I can't recall the title, but it’s an old one where they are drinking and then foam slowly rises up to swallow them all.
It is likely one of the cheapest and least creative music videos ever made.

Jeremy Chase17 said:The worst Rolling Stones video in my opinion—I can't even remember the track title—is that old one where they're drinking something and this foam slowly rises up and swallows them whole.
That is easily one of the cheapest, most uninspired music videos ever made.

"It's Only Rock 'n' Roll" is a legendary video.😛 😁

I’m honestly not sure if that one is actually the absolute worst, but it is definitely 👎 that track by Bodyrockers, or whoever they were, featuring that totally bizarre woman with the frantic energy who looks like she’s applying lipstick in an elevator while giving you this terrifying stare... uuuu.. 😲 😕

Elton John - I'm Still Standing
Just listened to
Absolutely brutal 😵

Jeremy Chase17 said:That’s a wild take right there.
For me, that's one of my favorite American music videos.
The best part is when the leader lights up a joint instead of just singing. 🤣
And that whole nonchalant vibe? Pretty cool.😁
The song itself is actually decent too.

Sorry we don't have the same taste. 🙄

I can’t quite recall the last time I actually sat down to watch a music video, but
David Hasselhoff - Stuck on a Feeling (or something along those lines), better known for that "uga-chaka uga-chaka" beat
that scene where he’s dressed up as a bear and just tearing into a salmon with his teeth :nevjerujem:

Every single inch of DEEN

Worst spot ever..?
hm. honestly, there's just so much garbage on Z1 that the competition is way too intense 😁 😁

wiredstag9 said:every single track by DEEN

That’s exactly what I was getting at.
Last night, watching that stuff totally killed me (literally gave me a stomach ache from laughing so hard)—that ridiculous bit about "who is that sexy chiquita... shaking her booty"... something like that.
Gosh.
I honestly can't decide if I should be obsessing over him (the lips, the "ten," the hair, all that) or just focusing on the sexy chiquita.🤮 🤣

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - absolute, unadulterated trash
+ basically everything else from the 80s

Neven Ciganović and that whole Candyman thing he’s got going on. It’s just awful...

The Macarena...

Sean Nguyen4 said:...

I really can't let this thread pass without bringing up "Bitter Sweet Symphony"—you know, that iconic video where the guy just struts down the street, bumping into everyone in his path? Honestly, every single time I watch it, I find myself getting all tense—just sitting there waiting to see if someone finally snaps and takes him down for being so incredibly cocky. 😁
...

Word! For real, that track is absolutely killer (especially those remix versions), but every time the melody starts, my brain immediately jumps to that music video, and it kind of kills the vibe for me...

O-Zone's Dragostea Din Tei... ugh, seriously? Just get lost, you losers. 🤮

Karen Flores34 said:Has anyone actually sat down and watched the music video for Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round"?
Honestly, that’s easily the absolute worst spot I’ve ever seen.

Honestly, it’s so incredibly bad that it actually makes me laugh until I cry, which just means I end up watching the whole thing with absolute relish.
What can I even do? At the end of the day, good trash is still good trash.
Honestly, there’s just nothing quite like a solid piece of trash cinema.
😁

I was actually thinking the exact same thing. Honestly, if we’re being real, I’d go a step further and say that Dead or Alive produced some of the absolute worst music videos in history. It’s getting to the point where I genuinely feel like Pete Burns might be secretly killing himself just to escape the memory of those visuals. 😂

Sean Nguyen4 said:Giuliano and the President—that whole mess with the video on the boat where they’re just playing cards in the same damn shot over and over. The song itself doesn't even hit right, and the music video? A total disaster. 👎

That commercial is incredible! I had to watch it all the way through every single time. Thanks for the reminder. 😁

Jeremy Chase17 🙂

restlessowl52 said:The absolute worst music videos ever made belong to Dead or Alive. I honestly think Pete Burns is secretly dying because of how embarrassing those videos were.😂

Oh please, all I ever saw was "You Spin Me, Baby, Spin Me"...😲
I'm going to try and find a download for it now.😬

brightscout63 said:I just caught this on MTV.
The "script" (?) goes like this:
For three minutes and change, the only guy on screen is some bald dude in his 60s, doing a little jig in a tight t-shirt and messing around with a hula hoop—all while looking like he’s attending a funeral! 😲 🤣

Clearly, the creators have never heard of the winning formula for a music video; you need hot models and long legs.

It's on Spotify, and the band is Sikter from Boston.

Jaoooooo, it really 🤣 is. Hands down the most cringeworthy video I've ever laid eyes on.

The Legionnaires and their berets... "Heavy metal is my life," they say. 😂 😂 😂 😂
It isn’t even scary; it’s just incredibly stupid and laughable. 😂