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Drew Adams58 said:You just polish off all the chocolate and then hide the wrappers so nobody notices, making yourself look like an idiot in front of guests. You can pull the same stunt with candy boxes too.

Or you top off Grandma's expensive bourbon collection with tap water. Then she wonders why nobody wants a sip of her whiskey or moonshine. Classic teenage rebellion. 😍

Carol Jackson45 said:It’s like pouring water into a whole case of beer that Grandma keeps in the pantry. Then she wonders why nobody wants to touch her whiskey or moonshine. Ah, those teenage years. 😍

Is that really what being a teenager is about? Because even today, I still find myself sneaking a glass of wine from the cellar.

Yeah, well, I'm doing it out in the open today. Told him straight up I'm gonna swipe his wine, and he just goes, "okay." Poor guy 😁

I’m leaning more towards just letting things slide and focusing on getting my work done for next year instead.

Honestly, I’m just tempted to swipe his expensive wine, but then again, I’ll probably just tell him it’s his own fault for teaching me how to be this way so I can stop complaining. 😬

I low-key want to swipe his expensive wine collection, but then I’d just tell him it’s his own damn fault for teaching me how to do it. Problem solved.😁

Something seems to be malfunctioning with the forum.

I have to get this off my chest..:
The three fastest ways to lose all feelings for someone:
1. Winter, ice, everything slippery. We’re walking side by side, chatting away, we hit that steep hill near the marshlands, I slip, and he—he actually steps back to avoid getting caught in the mess!! 🙂
2. We’re catching up on the phone after not seeing each other for a while, and out of nowhere he drops this: "Man, if I had wings right now, I’d fly straight to you..." :cringe:🙂
3. I overheard him hitting on—and let's be honest, objectively mediocre—some girl at a party with the line: "Have you noticed how we're the only two people here who actually have any style?" Well, damn. If that's his priority in life, then.. he's banned. 😠

pule :) said:I swear..:
The top 3 fastest ways to fall out of love:
1. Winter, snow, ice everywhere. We're walking side by side, chatting away, we hit that one slippery hill near the marsh, I slip—and he just... steps away!! 🙂
2. We're catching up on the phone after not seeing each other for a while and suddenly he goes: "Man, if I had wings right now, I'd fly straight to you.." :cringe:🙂
3. I overheard him hitting on (objectively speaking) some totally random girl at a party with the line: "Did you notice how we're the only two people here who actually look good?"Well, damn, if that's really his priority, then.. banned. 😠

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gentlepuma20 said:food orgies, basically
4. bananas
you don't just bite them—you sort of wrap your teeth around the whole thing and just... thin it out until it's gone.

3. fruit yogurt
you dip the spoon into the yogurt, then use your bottom lip to scoop up the stuff from the underside of the spoon, and then use your top lip for the top side.

oh yeah, bananas :nudge nudge:

yeah, spoons obviously : wink wink:

orgies :Say no more say no more:

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Michael Newman50 said:Yeah, sure, whatever you say, smart guy... 😉

Oh yeah, totally, you're such a saint, clearly... 😉

Orgy time? Say no more, say no more!
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stormywolf39 said:Man, she really just reminded me... pure comfort food heaven right there... 😁

1. Beets
2. Lentils
3. Pasta and beans
4. Collard greens
5. Barley😁

Look at this guy! Where on earth were you when I was sitting here listing out all the classics—beets and grits, barley, potatoes and beans, cabbage and squash, cornmeal and polenta... honestly, you just don't listen.😬

And that whole bit about peeling a banana until it disappears in your mouth? Sounds incredibly suspicious to me...

Porn, elaborate on that. 😈

My top 4 hits from Level 42: 😍
1. lessons in love
2. love games
3. something about you
4. running in the family

Good grief, stop dragging my name through the mud. I'm a decent person—really, I've got nothing to hide.

Honey, we're talking about an actual banana here, not some metaphor. 🙂
So, basically, you take a piece of banana (naughty, I know 🙄) and just sort of wrap your teeth around it, then pull—either moving your teeth up or pulling the fruit down. That’s how you peel off one layer. Then you just keep doing that until that bit is gone, and move on to the next.

Just a heads-up: please don't try this with a metaphorical banana! 😁

lonebison37 said:Look at this guy! Where were you when I was listing out all those classics—grits, barley, corn, potatoes, beans, kale, squash, cornbread... tsk, you just don't pay attention.😬

I honestly thought I’d seen someone else's grocery list before too.

Cornbread and potatoes 🙂 😍

Oh man, Podmor, you are absolutely out of your mind, haha! 😛

mmmm, nothing beats that smell of roasted corn on the cob over an open fire—my Grandpa’s specialty😘
creamy grits and corn... Grandma’s classic recipe😘

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gentlepuma20 said:Give me a break, stop dragging my name through the mud. I'm a decent girl, I've got my head on straight.

Look, sweetheart, we're talking about an actual banana here, not some metaphor. 🙂
Basically, you take a piece of banana (hehehe, naughty 🙄), wrap your teeth around it, and then move your teeth up or the banana down. That’s how you peel back a layer. Just keep doing that until the piece is gone, then move on to the next one.

Fair warning: do NOT try this with a metaphorical banana! 😁

Real banana or metaphorical? Either way, I'm listening.😁
Maybe we should meet up sometime.😍

lonebison37 said:mmm, smells like roasted corn on the cob over an open fire—my grandpa's specialty...😘
cornbread and grits—my grandma's specialty...😘

Check, are we talking actual corn here? Like, the kind Elvis Presley used to have as a pet? 😲

Yeah, people around here actually eat that stuff. And apparently, they even make thongs out of fur. 😁