Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Top 1 dumbest firework fails:

1. Just grabbed a firecracker off the table and tossed it straight at my feet. Now everything reeks of gunpowder and my left ear is ringing...

🙂

David Sullivan4 said:1. So, I just grabbed a firecracker off the table and tossed it on the floor. Now everything smells like gunpowder and my left ear is totally ringing.

My personal top 5 metal albums might be:

1. Slayer - Reign in Blood, obviously
2. Metallica - ...And Justice for All
3. Sepultura - Chaos A.D.
4. Napalm Death - Diatribes (maybe a bit of an odd choice, huh?)
5. Death - Symbolic

David Sullivan4 said:1. So he just grabbed a firecracker off the table and tossed it on the floor. Now everything reeks of gunpowder and I can't hear out of my left ear.

What a total wuss. He doesn't even know how to handle a simple firecracker properly.
If you're going to call yourself a rocker from The Rolling Stones, you better act like one!

Man, that Jihadist buddy of his has completely ruined him. It's a good thing they live thousands of miles apart.

*shakes head in disbelief*

Nicholas Perez33 said:🙂

My personal top 5 metal albums:

1. Slayer - Reign in Blood (obviously)
2. Metallica - ...And Justice for All
3. Sepultura - Chaos A.D.
4. Napalm Death - Diatribes (a bit of an outlier, right?)
5. Death - Symbolic

Come on now, don't walk away from this one.
gentlepuma20 told me—and I believe her—that you're just a poser, plain and simple.
Just face facts.
Nicholas Perez33 = (black) metal poser

Douglas Taylor4 said:What a wuss. Can't even toss a firecracker properly.

Setting off a firecracker right next to myself was a conscious, calculated move. Why? I don't know yet...

David Sullivan4 said:I threw that firecracker right next to myself on purpose. Why? I don't know yet. I'll figure it out later.

The main thing is that you aren't planning your own suicide.
Ditch the metal and get back to some gritty rock. Rock is life; metal is just death.
Still, I'm not worried about you since you aren't a die-hard Joe Biden Division fan.

Douglas Taylor4 said:Come on, don't try to back out now.
Someone told her—and I actually believe them—that you're just a poser, and that's that.
Just take the L.
Orange = (black) metal poser

I think you’re talking way too much trash today, man. They let you off the leash for five minutes and now you think you own the place? Seriously? It's funny how Meirema can call someone a poser, but suddenly you aren't allowed to say it.
Besides, this is like the third guy from Canada you've picked a fight with today... Just shut up and relax!

5 drinks you should probably skip this New Year's Eve

1. That fancy Spanish brandy I had last year—honestly, it was a mistake for a guy just trying to relax on his couch after work.
2. Absinthe (unless your goal is to actually remember the night, though it definitely has its perks if you want to forget).
3. Cheap domestic light beer—just stay away from it, anywhere, anytime.
4. Anything non-alcoholic. A buddy of mine always says that, mostly because we once walked into a lounge by mistake thinking they served booze, only to find out they were strictly soda and juice. We were like, "Yeah, thanks, but no thanks."
5. Most cocktails. Now, don't get me wrong, a daiquiri is fine. I’m not saying I’ll never have one on New Year's, and I certainly won't turn one down if someone offers.

Here’s what I can draw
1. Bears, zebras, and stuff like that
2. Manga girls
3. Straight lines in every direction

Alex Rogers91 said:Look, man, I think you’re talking out of your ass today. We let you off the leash for a second and now you think you own the place? It's funny how Meira can call someone a poser for their butt, but you aren't allowed to say a word.
Besides, this is the third guy from Canada you've picked a fight with today... Why don't you just shut up and relax!

Listen here, Alex Rogers91, whether I'm talking nonsense tonight or not, God knows I'm fed up with all this garbage—both mine and yours. That's why I'm heading back home to my mom's place in rural Kentucky to get away from it all.
And you better watch your mouth; she’s from Canada, and she could easily run circles around you.
I certainly won't be the one falling for it.
I have zero tolerance for violence.

stuff I know how to draw

1. Uncle Sam

😬

Right now, the absolute hottest guy name out there is:Krševan 😍I mean, seriously,

Dana Anderson4 said:The Top 5 Drinks to Avoid on New Year's Day

I’m starting to feel like I might be better off just fully committing to Islam.
God is calling my name.
Alcohol is nothing but trash.
A cold drink after lunch is a must—usually a beer when the summer heat kicks in or when I'm hanging out with friends. But honestly, every once in a while, I’ll go for a shot of bourbon before the meal. That’s just how I roll.
I’m probably just going to sleep through New Year's Day anyway.
Goodnight.

Douglas Taylor4 said:Alcohol is total garbage.

Well, at least I'm not hungover right now...

So, guys, how are people like us supposed to make it to the good times ahead?😢

The absolute best slang terms for instruments from back home
1. črevo—accordion
2. kopajna—guitar
3. blanja—guitar
4. đenis—horn

ari peka nikkola said:Hey everyone, how are folks like us supposed to navigate our way toward a better future?😢

If we stay sober and try to be a bit more objective, maybe we can figure out if things are actually looking up.🙂

My top 3 worst holidays:

1. Labor Day—mostly because I'm usually driving back from the coast and inevitably get stuck in some massive traffic jam in Los Angeles.
2. New Year's Eve—it just serves as an annual reminder of all those resolutions I failed to hit last year.😁
3. My birthday—because, let's face it, I'm just getting older every single year.

The best holidays? Any of those summer ones that fall on a Thursday so you can basically turn it into a long weekend.🙏

By the way, snow is the best!

snowjob 😍

Robin Williams6 said:Honestly, I’m starting to think I should just go all-in on Islam.
I can feel the calling.
And honestly? Alcohol is straight-up trash.

If you weren't being as annoying as hell, you might actually be someone I could tolerate...
But seriously, get lost 👍 , go find some peace...
Forget about everything else... we'll just celebrate the hijra instead...

My top 4 album listens today:

1. Made in Mexico - Zodiac Zoo
2. Hell's Winter - Cage
3. I've Visited The Island of Jocks and Jazz - Hospitals
4. Live @ Atlanta - L. Bolt

Madonna said:staying sober might actually help us see if things are looking up🙂

haha, once we actually see what's coming our way, then we can start cracking open the beers😁 and rocking out

just listen to your elders

Zelig doesn't count, he's basically an old soul trapped in a young guy's body
soon he'll just be buying a Vespa and getting into all that outdoor stuff like paragliding and rafting😁 🙂

Madonna said:sober, yet arguably more objective about whether the future looks bright🙂

It isn't.—

I’ll buy you a round of blueberry sodas next time we meet. 😁