Personal Top Lists & Rankings

The Top 7 Books on Petra:
1) Petra Refuses to Bathe!*
2) Petra Had an Accident in Her Diapers
3) Petra Says Bad Words!
4) Petra Did Something Silly
5) Petra Won't Share Her Toys
6) Petra Refuses to Go to Bed*
7) Petra and Her Weird Teddy Bear, Chris

*I already own 😎

Top 3 absolutely soul-crushing picture books:
1. John Rascupanko (plus those other stories, like the girl who set herself on fire with matches or the kid who died because he wouldn't eat his soup)
2. the one about the kid sucking his thumb until he started leaking water and just never stopped
3. the one where kids were running around all sweaty and out of breath grabbing water, and then one of them caught pneumonia and kicked the bucket

THE TOP 10 KEYS ON YOUR KEYBOARD

1. ENTER
2. F4
3. INSERT
4. CAPS LOCK
5. CONTROL
6. ESC
7. SHIFT
8. DOWN ARROW
9. TAB
10. THE LETTER P

I was seriously torn between 'P' and 'E', but 'P' barely managed to scrape by.

Jessica Vaughn55 said:THE HOLY GRAIL OF KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS

🤣

The only 10 commands you actually need:
1. Enter
2. Alt + S
3. Win + D
4. Alt + Tab
5. Esc
6. Alt + F4
7. Ctrl + F
8. F3
9. Space
10. Backspace

Dead Carrot said:My top 3 brutal picture books:

HOLE IN THE SAND! Way too intense. 😬

Some guy didn't bother cleaning his ears, so trees started growing out of them. Then birds came along and ate all the cherries, leaving nothing but trunks sticking out of his head. 🤣Jesus.

My top 3 Alan Moore comics
1. V for Vendetta
2. Promethea
3. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Laura Gonzalez44 said:A HOLE IN THE SAND! Just brutal. 😬

That’s basically the playbook: steal your dad's watch, your mom's glasses, your grandma's hearing aid, dig a hole in the sand, shove them all in there, and then just pee on the whole mess.😂 😂 😂

stormywolf39 said:That’s basically the playbook: steal Dad’s watch, Mom’s glasses, Grandma’s hearing aid, dig a hole in the sand, bury them all, and then just pee on the spot.😂 😂 😂

Exactly. 🤣
It was even featured on the nightly news. 😬

Raymond Barrett12 said:I was just sitting here wondering what kind of math I'd actually have to use to pull off dragging 1978 into the eighties... 😕 😕

Go ahead, tear me apart... I’m sticking to my guns—that’s just pure eighties style, period. 🙂

hollowseal33 said:😵 You've got to be kidding me, right?

Of course not—I would never joke about something like that. 🙂

David Sullivan44 said:👋

My top 5 childhood juices (back before the beer era took over!):

1. Alpina
2. Laura Gonzalez44
3. Coca-Cola
4. Gold Standard
5. pingo

Don't go pushing it that far. 😁

Nothing beats that one specific childhood juice. I’m talking about those classic brands you’d find in those slim, rectangular cartons—I think they were around 24 ounces? You couldn't just pop a straw in; you actually had to puncture the top with scissors or something sharp. I remember every single time I tried, I’d end up getting soaked because the juice would spray everywhere. Honestly, it felt like such a luxury back then, too. It was always so expensive!

Susan Clark10 said:Oh, please—go ahead and crucify me then... personally, I think it’s just pure eighties style, end of story. 🙂

Come on now, don't go digging yourself even deeper into this hole... 😁

Bands with three words in their name where the second word is "of"

Gang of Four
Mission of Burma
Fountains of Wayne
Nation of Ulysses

🤔

Susan Clark10 said:Packed in a tight, rectangular carton...

I think it was some kind of aluminum packaging... maybe there was something on the top or bottom... or it was gold... anyway, whatever.

My alphabetical ranking of the Top 11 Rolling Stones tracks:

Beast of Burden
USA
Fool to Cry
Jigsaw Puzzle
Monkey Man
Moonlight Sonata
Rocks Off
Start Me Up
Sway
Tumbling Dice
Wild Horses
Waiting for a Friend

And my Top 3 Rolling Stones albums, in this specific order:

1. Rolling Stones albums
2. Rolling Stones albums
3. Rolling Stones albums

Rick Lee said:Bands with three-word names where the second word is "of"

gang of four
mission of burma
fountains of wayne
nation of ulysses

🤔

The Beatles😎
7 of 9

Kings of Leon

Trail of Dead 😬

hollowseal33 said:Trail of Dead😬

Sorry, I think they actually have about ten words in their name... ☕

My absolute favorite albums by The Beatles:

1. Abbey Road
2. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
3. Revolver
4. Rubber Soul
5. Let It Be

Nicholas Perez33 said:just give me the beard and call me Elvis Presley, but honestly, that song is a total skip for me🙂

🙂

Anyway, my own mother was trying to convince me yesterday that I look just like Miljenko....🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 thanks, Mom🙄 🙄 🙄

Man, you guys are all blind☕ <-----elderberry juice

elwuss said:🙂

Seriously though, my own mother was trying to convince me yesterday that I actually look like Miljenko....🙄 🙄 🙄 thanks, Mom🙄 🙄

Honestly, I think you guys might all be blind☕ <-----elderberry juice

It’s probably about time you put down the razor before those far-right extremists try to recruit you into their party😬
☕ <- green :nutella: