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Carol Jackson45 said:Is that 😍 meant for me or for them?

🙂

Look, I'm not gay... just for you.😉 😘

Raymond Barrett12 said:😕
Come grab a beer at the pub and meet one... 😁

Then yours must be some kind of freak. 😁
A buddy of mine has a wife who's absolutely out of her mind. She ate half his Ford truck while we left her in the trunk during a road trip. She’s huge... managed to squeeze through a hole in the wall that even I couldn't fit my hand through. I'll post a photo when I get home so you can see. When he's away, she eats half the apartment. She keeps running off to sleep in the neighbor's pigpen. 🙂 and stuff like that...

Carol Jackson45 said:Does he love it? Please. Retrievers are the ultimate manipulators. They pull that look where they act like they haven't eaten since the dawn of time—like you're just sitting there enjoying a sandwich while they're literally starving to death—and then they hit you with that "look how adorable I am" face. If that fails, they’ll just rest their head on your knee and start limping. Purely opportunistic little guilt-trippers...

That was easily the worst database entry ever. 🤣

Sandwich, Carol Jackson45! There was a whole debate about that word on both your blog and the forum, remember?

Now try to find the connection between that word and retriever.

🙂

The undisputed champion:
Sven 😍


There isn't a more beautiful or more pungent creature on the planet! 😍

The Punk Mutt Act😍

Sven looks like a total pushover. Not really my vibe—the kind of dog that just follows the owner's every move on a leash.🙂

Sean Lee7 said:She’s chunky, and honestly, she squeezed through a gap that even I couldn't fit a hand through.

The pup isn't fat, she's just... curvy, I guess. Still, how she got through that hole is beyond me. Plus, she's probably one of the cutest things ever.😍
I need her.

Sven is a total joke. 😍

gentlepuma20 said:that heron isn't fat,

nah, you are...

gentlepuma20 said:Sven looks like a total mutt.

😕 Seriously, have you ever seen a real stray? This guy doesn't even come close.

And besides, owners don't walk strays on a leash. It’s actually the other way around... 😁

Kevin Chavez3 said:Master dogs don't lead their owners on a leash. It works the other way around. 😁

Actually, I think she was just trying to say exactly what you did. 🤔

Kevin Chavez3 said:😕 Seriously, have you even seen a Kraster dog? This one doesn't even look close.

How so? He's big, he's an Australian Shepherd, he's dark brown, has short hair, and drinks Bud Light... what else is there to check off?

And besides, Kraster dogs don't let their owners lead them on a leash. It's actually the other way around. 😁

ooooh 🙂

gentlepuma20 said:How? He’s huge, he’s an Avilaner, he's dark-haired, and he drinks Budweiser... what else could anyone possibly need?

And he stinks. 😍

Kevin Chavez3 said:😕 Seriously, have you ever actually seen a Black Lab? This one doesn't even look close.

Yeah, I guess for some reason, a classic Black Lab just has to be huge and pitch black.🙂

So this one is pretty massive, plus it comes in black too.

gentlepuma20 said:Well, this one’s massive, and it even comes in black.

It’s not that big. It's strictly mid-sized.

Man, that dog looks exactly like the one from Family Guy... he's got that same phlegmatic vibe 🙂

Laura Gonzalez44 said:I think she was actually trying to say what you just said. 🤔

Yeah, if that were the case, she would have said "the ones whoi hold the reins," not "the ones whoe hold the reins." 😎

Kevin Chavez3 said:Man, your dog looks just like that one from Family Guy... he’s got that whole phlegmatic vibe.🙂

He isn't my dog.
We only met him because he showed up at Lollapalooza, hung out for a few days, and grabbed drinks with us. He headed out right after the festival ended. He'll probably swing by our way again next summer.

Kevin Chavez3 said:Lol, you’d actually say "the one whos hangs the bosses by a rope," not "the ones whoe hang the bosses by a rope." 😎

Maybe she's just as illiterate as I am.

gentlepuma20 said:Well, this one is pretty huge, and it even has some black on it.

True, but it’s not really about the crust size. I mean, this thing is more like an XL size.🙂