Jerry Booth10
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36 messages
joined May 2008
Look, Nicole Parker93, I don't know what your deal is, but my breasts are tiny—and I mean one of them is so small that if I stretch my arm out, it practically disappears into my torso, almost looking masculine. That’s why I never bother lifting my arms like that.😁The other one is pretty much the same situation; even when I do lift my arm, it's fine, but honestly, I think the larger one is just a B-cup, and if you ask me, the smaller one isn't just slightly smaller—it feels like it's half the size. It's definitely an A.
And you know what? If I actually had money to burn, I wouldn't even be looking at breast augmentation, lipo, or anything like that (maybe later), but my very first priority would be leg shortening surgery. I have these incredibly long legs; they aren't technically "giant," but choosing pants is a total nightmare because everything turns out too short. Plus, once I put on heels, I end up taller than half the men in the country, if not more. To make matters worse, in heels, I look like a literal flagpole or an earthworm because I'm built like a toothpick—no curves, no bust, no butt to speak of to give me any shape. It’s a living hell.😂
I'm not even that tall, only about 5'8", but I feel terrible about it. Combine that with being skinny, and I just look like a walking pole whenever I wear heels.🤣
There are days when I'm okay with myself, but then there are those moments where I really regret having such a small chest. I can't wear low-cut tops because there's nothing to show, and I can't wear those shirts with the keyhole cutouts because, again, there's nothing to fill them out. The only solution might be to somehow migrate this second one toward the center, though God knows how I'd pull that off—hahahhahahah lol lol.
Of course, I'm joking.