crimsonmoose3
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310 messages
joined Jun 2006
casualotter21, take it easy. 🤣 👍
I'm in complete agreement on all counts.
The first one was absolute garbage. I’m not particularly a fan of Michelle Rodriguez, except for Grindhouse, which I’m actually looking forward to. Here, she’s just unbearable playing some mindless bitch. 🙄 And Milla Jovovich from The Fifth Element is equally unwatchable; it feels like she was forced into this role. Same goes for Kate Winslet in her action roles—I just can't see her as an action heroine.
Credit where credit is due, though: if she manages to pull off those stunts in that ridiculous dress, it's impressive—even if the fight scenes are among the most idiotic things I've ever seen. That kung fu jump and the bloody dog...
Then there's that pathetic amnesia plot, which is just a stolen monster trope ripped straight from the original Resident Evil series. As for the zombies, they feel like they wandered out of 28 Days Later, but that movie isn't even a zombie flick, let alone horror. 👎
I'm certain Uwe Boll would have filmed a hundred times better than this Paul W.S. Anderson guy, who was already responsible for the Alien vs. Predator disaster.
And the sequel? Aside from recycling more ideas from the games and shoehorning in characters from the franchise, the plot is even stupider, the fights are pathetic, the acting is poor, the special effects are weak, and the whole thing is just boring.