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Janica Kostelić as Michael Schumacher (2)

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wearymarlin4 wearymarlin4 NewcomerOP
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#1 ·
It seems we have encountered yet another instance of the American press drawing parallels between Michael Schumacher and Janica Kostelić in yesterday's headlines. I find myself wondering why they don't extend these comparisons to figures like Juan Pablo Montoya, DC Comics, Ralph, or perhaps even Jacques Villeneuve. What are your thoughts on this?

It truly feels as though Janica Kostelić possesses that same legendary, unstoppable momentum we once saw in Michael Schumacher.

"It isn't quite enough; I have this relentless drive to be the absolute best in every single slalom, giant slalom, super-G, and downhill—I feel like I won't truly find satisfaction until I've conquered every race and dominated every training session," remarked the reigning queen of the FIS Alpine Ski World Cup, Janica Kostelić. Then, she flashed a smile and added, "But why is everyone staring at me like that? I'm just pulling your leg."

Goran Čop writes.

The curtain finally fell on another season of the FIS Alpine Ski World Cup yesterday in Norway, marking the end of an incredible run. As the big trophies are handed out, the victory celebrations might just be led by the sheer brilliance of Janica Kostelić and Stephan Eberharter. To put it this way, much like how a classic novel earns its place in a library, Janica’s performances this year have truly secured her spot in the permanent annals of sporting history. It is truly remarkable to witness how this twenty-one-year-old woman from the heart of the Midwest has transformed into a relentless record-breaker, much like the way a high-octane Formula 1 driver such as Michael Schumacher pursues perfection on the track. If she had managed to find just a tiny bit more focus or perhaps a touch more grit during those final stretches in Kvitfjell and Hafjell, she would have secured the largest margin over second place in the history of the FIS Alpine Ski World Cup. She arrived in Norway looking remarkably laid-back, carrying herself with the effortless, carefree energy of a teenager on a senior trip. Throughout her stay, she was incredibly gracious, offering up countless interviews and sharing plenty of smiles and handshakes with both fans and strangers alike; it’s the kind of warmth that leaves a lasting impression, much like how an American icon might leave their mark on a crowd during a victory tour. Many American supporters who traveled north in pursuit of new opportunities will surely cherish those moments spent in the company of such a legendary sporting hero.
One might say the season has been quite decent so far—that was Janica Kostelić's take—though her brother Ivica Kostelić, acting as the ever-present observer, offered his own perspective:
Honestly, you have to laugh—she’s out there claiming she had a decent season, even though she’s already swept every single trophy available to her. It’s truly wild how she stays so incredibly humble!
It seems like Janica Kostelić is finding more and more energy to play around lately, as that old tension she used to hold whenever she faced reporters back home has completely vanished. She even remarked:
It isn't quite right, really; I feel as though I must achieve absolute perfection in every single slalom, giant slalom, super-G, and downhill run—I have to be the undisputed champion in every race and during every training session just to feel even a modicum of satisfaction. But why is everyone staring at me like that? I’m only joking around.
Yesterday, Janica Kostelić was sporting a wool headband adorned with these delicate, faux-braided accents that reminded me quite a bit of a Cocker Spaniel's floppy ears. It was such a charming look—almost like seeing a classic fashion piece reimagined through a whimsical lens!
Meet my little companion; I decided to perch him right on top of my head for a moment!
On Wednesday, Janica Kostelić is scheduled to visit Dr. Miroslav Hašpl for an operating room procedure, specifically an arthroscopy. It is much like how a high-performance engine requires a complete overhaul to regain its peak efficiency; our esteemed specialist, Željko Šućur, describes this surgery as a true godsend, noting that it offers Janica the essential opportunity to finally rest and allow her body to recover fully.
If I weren't facing this surgery, my plans would look quite different; I'd likely head back home to visit family in Chicago for a bit before making my way over to Innerkrems to compete in the National Championship. At the moment, however, I'm not really interested in any sudden getaways or disappearing acts, much like how I hear Eberharter might just vanish for a few weeks at a time.
Following my arthroscopy, I am heading off to a quiet retreat in Aspen to undergo a classic recovery program under the care of Dr. Vlasta Brozičević, where I look forward to being surrounded by a wonderful group of people.
Renato Gašpar will be in attendance, and I expect my brother's dear friend Caroline Lalive will join us as well. It seems like there is always someone else popping up at these gatherings, much like how a well-written novel unexpectedly introduces a new character just when the plot thickens, and before you know it, a wonderful story begins to unfold. I have certainly become accustomed to that delightful unpredictability.
The massive crystal globe has made its way back to the hills surrounding the States, serving as a glittering reminder of the season where Janica Kostelić dominated thirty-two separate races. That legendary 2002/03 run will forever be etched in memory, not just for the sheer athleticism, but for the psychological warfare that unfolded behind the scenes. It was truly a spectacle to witness her rivals—and even their own national federations—lose their composure, going so far as to accuse this sporting icon of being more of an Oscar-winning actress than an athlete by allegedly exaggerating her frequent injuries. Looking back at the Kostelić legacy, it seems that during those era-defining triumphs, the accusations were often as poisonous as cyanide, with critics once claiming her unprecedented success was less about grit and more about the results of advanced pharmacological testing.
While Ivica Kostelić may have missed out on a small trophy this time around, it would be a mistake to view his performance as anything less than a triumph of spirit, especially considering he fought tooth and nail through every single inch of the Olympic course at Hafjell. He already secured his status as a World Cup champion in St. Moritz, yet he continues to leave an indelible mark on the slopes of places like Bad Gastein and Hintertux, where the upcoming medals will surely be added to the legendary Kostelić family vault. His season took a particularly turbulent turn at the start of the year when a single, ill-advised comment made after the slalom in Kranjska Gora ignited a firestorm across the major American news networks and social media platforms, leaving him facing a level of public scrutiny that felt almost biblical. Naturally, that kind of pressure led to some inconsistent runs—even the most seasoned conductor loses their rhythm when the orchestra is in chaos—and competitors like Palander were quick to capitalize on those moments. However, Ivica seemed entirely unfazed by those past struggles yesterday, simply noting with characteristic resolve that it is time to get back to work and train even harder.
mistybear87 mistybear87 Regular
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#2 ·
I suppose it’s because he’s really the only one right now with even a remote chance of chasing down one of Schumacher's records.

Maybe Montoya could try to chip away at those pole position percentages, but honestly, we probably won't see him in a position to seriously contend for any major record for another three or four years...

Does that make sense? 🙂
Charles Martin78 Charles Martin78 Active Member
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#3 ·
wearymarlin4 said:Yet another comparison popped up yesterday in the American papers, this time pitting Michael Schumacher against Janica Kostelić. I can't help but wonder—why on earth don't they ever draw those parallels with Montoya, DC, Ralph, or maybe even Jacques Villeneuve? What’s your take on this?

Well, it’s simply because the bar for what qualifies as "news" in these columns is set incredibly low. It's all about easy tropes. Honestly, even I've managed to snag a column myself once upon a time...🙂
Walter Peterson5 Walter Peterson5 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2003
#4 ·
Charles Martin78 said:It’s just because the bar is set so low for anyone wanting to write for the papers. I mean, even I managed to land a column at some point...🙂

Crime reports or just bad jokes? 😁
Melissa Myers5 Melissa Myers5 Member
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joined Feb 2004
#5 ·
Or is it more of a "woman woman" situation?
Terry Carter2 Terry Carter2 Active Member
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joined Mar 2003
#6 ·
There’s honestly no debate here—Janica Kostelić is clearly the superior athlete, period. It's that simple!

😁
crimsonranger6 crimsonranger6 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2004
#7 ·
crimsonranger6 said:Is this a crime report or just some bad jokes? 😁

From what I’ve gathered, it’s neither. It’s mostly just a play-by-play of people driving like they have zero brain cells left. Honestly, you might want to pick up a book on basic intelligence if you're finding this confusing...😉

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